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Good Colonel,

Spasebo. I'm deeply moved at our collective making the cover of the Sunday MAGAzine.

With enough redistributed ill-gotten gains and new voters from the People's Republic of Kalifornia, perhaps Texazistan can finally elect Beto and overthrow the Rethugglikkan way of life and we can finally turn this place into a single-party voting, gun-free, electric car driving, vegan, LGBTQ+++ friendly, Obamaphone-carrying, feminist-ally "Sanctuary State" and haven for refugees from Martha's Vinyard. We can't do it without your help.

There's still a bottle or maybe two-- of Krasnodar Reserve (vintage April!) that we keep for special occasions, and the staff at Tractor Barn #2 unanimously voted to share with you. Join us next Tuesday after the shovels are cleaned and inventoried, no ration card needed!

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

10/2/2022, 5:24 pm

I am pleased that you are pleased, and since you mentioned electric cars...


 

'pelipsky would mention Texazistan's famous tractor pull contests- but urban dictionary, said, "Don't Go There!"

A comrade might catch Beto's 'not' Monkey Pox, and ruin their whole campaign tour.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

10/3/2022, 10:10 am

'pelipsky would mention Texazistan's famous tractor pull contests- but urban dictionary, said, "Don't Go There!"

Okay, we won't go there.