As he stood like a Grandpa
At the podium .. made a faux pa
He was calling to a House Rep
Who was struck down in a car wreck
He was speaking from his true heart
But got waylaid by a brain fart
He was looking 'round event room
Seems his mind needs a little fine tune

Jackie are you here now, are you here now, are you here now,Jackie
Jackie are you here now, are you here now, are you here now,Jackie
Jackie are you here now, are you here now, are you here now Jackie
Jackie are you here now, are you here now, are you here now, JACKIE!

Jackie are you with me
Will you speak up if youre with me
Theres a tale you were struck down
In a car wreck, Jackie
I was speaking from my true heart
But got waylaid by a brain fart
I was standing like a grandpa
At the podium made a faux pas
I was calling round the press room
Now Im looking like a bufoon

Jackie are you with me, are you with me, are you with me,Jackie
Jackie are with me, are you with me, are you with me Jackie
Jackie are with me, are you with me, are you with me Jackie


Youve been hit by .. You've been struck by
A screwed memory

So they went into full spin mode
Shoveling BS .. by the truckload
Wall to wall prevarication
About the the POTUS decrepitation

Psaki, is he all there, is he all there, is he all there Psaki
Psaki, is he all there, is he all there, is he all there, Psaki
Psaki, is he all there, is he all there, is he all there, Psaki
Psaki is he all there, is he all there, is he all there, PSAKI

Psaki, is he all there,
Will you bluff us that he's all there
He was standing like a grandpa
At the podium, made a faux pas Psaki
He was speaking from his true heart
But got waylaid by a brain fart,
Try to pass along the fable
As a POTUS, he's still able
He has trouble with remembrance
Is it time for The Amendment?

Psaki is he Ok, is he Ok, is he OK Psaki
He's been hit by, he's been struck by
A screwed memory

Joey, are you Ok, are you OK, are you OK, Joey
Joey, are you OK, are you OK, are you OK, Joey
Joey, are you OK, are you Ok, are you OK, JOEY

Joey are you OK .. do you even know if you've OK, Joey
You were calling for a House Rep
Who was stuck down in a car wreck
You were speaking from your true heart
But got waylaid by a brain fart
You have trouble with remembrance
Is it time for The Amendment
With your obvious dementation
Is it time for a termination ....

YES!!!!!

A most glorious tune indeed!

Like the sweet caress at the business end of a mailed fist, the thought "Jackie, are you OK?" struck me the instant The Leader made his regrettable yet all too understandable error.

But then I realized that this would be an offense against the People's Sensibilities. So very much like Baryshnikov and Kirkland in their climatic pas de deux from Swan Lake, I was obliged to dance delicately around the issue