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Due to the overwhelming number of some a few requests, we are presenting a brief photographic tour of The People's Cube Headquarters to satisfy the curiosity of many a few some comrades who've long wondered about the place where The Cube gets things stuff the important work of The People™ done. 

Of course there are many satellite offices across the USSA and the world, but this tour is about the jewel of The Cube, our Manhattan Headquarters.








That concludes the tour. Be sure to visit some time (preferably after cash bail returns to the city). 

The People's News is not responsible for the content of this article and cannot verify its accuracy. No animals were harmed during the making of this tour. This tour is not intended for people who know their way around Manhattan. If symptoms of disappointment persist after taking this tour, see a doctor (a real doctor, not some PhD who teaches socialism at CUNY).  
 

Is tractor barn #2 on the tour?

To actually see where the Mother Page is concocted, was highlight of tour.

Tractor Barn 2 is a barn, on an orchard. The big city planners in their wisdom did away with barns and most stables in city limits shortly after horse and buggy days ended.

Tractor Barn 2 is a safe distance from the centers of commerce and government, and in the event of a Red Wave election or other unforseen natural disaster, procedures are in place to evacuate Red Square, his family, and key members of his agitprop team to a safe and undisclosed place where he/they/xir can continue the work of the People.

That being said, there is still no bunker, and if there was, it wouldn't be here. And if one was here, I wouldn't say so, but if I did, it would be misinformation and the MAGA elites would pounce on it. Nope, nothing to see here, move along...

Recent system test at undisclosed underground location (with four bars, olympic-sized hot tub, 50 bedrooms, food court, multiplex theater, two gaming arcades, gymnasium, tanning hall, hydroponic botanical garden, livestock enclosure/petting zoo and holodeck), the existence of which cannot be confirmed or denied

Col. O, is my ration card sufficiently woke to be granted access to the undisclosed underground location when the excrement hits the impeller?

Asking for a friend.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

10/24/2022, 7:33 pm

Col. O, is my ration card sufficiently woke to be granted access to the undisclosed underground location when the excrement hits the impeller?

Asking for a friend.

Hmmm.

If your "friend" looks anything like Eva Vlaardingerbroek, the answer is yes.
Otherwise, I don't know because I have no access to the Unified Ration Social Oversight For Collective Knowledge Database  (URSOFCKD).

If you are flagged by URSOFCKD, Ellsworth, your options–when the time comes—are either laying in a bathtub and pulling a mattress over the top or cramming yourself in a refrigerator like Harrison Ford did in that lame Indiana Jones movie. (I'll bet anything that if Klaus Schwab were Indiana Jones, he would have eaten those giant bugs). 
 

'pelipsky's Father, we found decades later, had taped one Winston in the soft pack, with a BLUE bic lighter, to the back of a drawer, in preparation for GWONT. 'pelipsky still has it, but doesn't smoke. However, 'pelipsky could bring the Pre-Packed Emergency Kit to TPC's GWONT Shelter in Place location.

jusayin'

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

10/24/2022, 8:31 pm

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

10/24/2022, 7:33 pm

Col. O, is my ration card sufficiently woke to be granted access to the undisclosed underground location when the excrement hits the impeller?

Asking for a friend.

Hmmm.

If your "friend" looks anything like Eva Vlaardingerbroek, the answer is yes.

Otherwise, I don't know because I have no access to the Unified Ration Social Oversight For Collective Knowledge Database  (URSOFCKD).

If you are flagged by URSOFCKD, Ellsworth, your options–when the time comes—are either laying in a bathtub and pulling a mattress over the top or cramming yourself in a refrigerator like Harrison Ford did in that lame Indiana Jones movie. (I'll bet anything that if Klaus Schwab were Indiana Jones, he would have eaten those giant bugs). 
 

Col. O,

If I bring my "friend", will I gain admission as well?

Otherwise, I did not make this request and I denounce anyone who suggests otherwise!

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

10/24/2022, 9:26 pm

Col. O,

If I bring my "friend", will I gain admission as well?

Otherwise, I did not make this request and I denounce anyone who suggests otherwise!

Ellsworth, here's an analogy using a familiar Christian scene: 

If you approached the Pearly Gates with your "friend" in tow, do you think Saint Peter would admit you based on your friend's social credit score or other attributes? Of course not. You will only be admitted if your name is written in the Book of Life..

Now imagine the same scenario with a bitter, hunchbacked bureaucrat checking the URSOFCKED system against your Party™ credentials while burly, scar-faced door guards glower at you with itchy trigger fingers. From this scenario you may derive your answer.

Pssst: bribes in the form of copious amounts of food, booze and contraband may be accepted if you're discreet. Bring lots of toilet paper and penicillin!
 

Historic instances of URSOFCKED

Recent instance of URSOFCKED:
Mentally Conditioned "Woke" College Lumpenprole Karen. 
 

She's been promoted to guard the People's loading dock and scare away the shirtless comrade with the tattoo.

Gosh, she’s so intimidating—-will even Red Square pass her social credit expectations?