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Dear Diary

11/9/2022, 5:05 pm
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Dear Diary,

I had a date with Destiny last night and she didn't show up because I forgot to call her to confirm the time. What should I do?

Signed, Distressed GOP.

Distressed GOP,

Shoot yourself. You don't deserve to exist.

Signed, Diary.
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11/9/2022, 5:20 pm
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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
11/9/2022, 5:05 pm
 Dear Diary,

I had a date with Destiny last night and she didn't show up because I forgot to call her to confirm the time. What should I do?

Signed, Distressed GOP.

Distressed GOP,

Shoot yourself. You don't deserve to exist.

Signed, Diary.
That's funny—I had a first date last night that didn't go so well either.

After we left the restaurant, she said "We should do dinner again."

I said, "Are you kidding? We just ate!"
 
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11/9/2022, 5:44 pm
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Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑
11/9/2022, 5:20 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
11/9/2022, 5:05 pm
 Dear Diary,

I had a date with Destiny last night and she didn't show up because I forgot to call her to confirm the time. What should I do?

Signed, Distressed GOP.

Distressed GOP,

Shoot yourself. You don't deserve to exist.

Signed, Diary.
That's funny—I had a first date last night that didn't go so well either.

After we left the restaurant, she said "We should do dinner again."

I said, "Are you kidding? We just ate!"
 

Women like that are always problematic. They expect more beets than can be produced.
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11/9/2022, 6:01 pm
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As the great Philosopher, Norm once said:

"Women. You can't live with them, pass the beer-nuts."
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11/10/2022, 10:51 pm
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I posted this diary exchange on Facebook, with a link back to this topic. Very soon it was removed. I received the following message.

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I suspect that if this weren't the algorithm but an actual live FB employee who read it, they'd raise its visibility and promote it to every page or group run by Republicans.
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11/11/2022, 4:08 am
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That is an almost perfect response to the whole issue. I wonder what Twitter would do.

My sides are hurting from the laughter.
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