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Your Predictions for 2023

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It's that time of year—New Year's Eve—and there's no better time to cast your predictions for 2023. I'll start but I hope other comrades will finish.

1. President Biden will make a congratulatory Zoom call to the first drag queen he sent to the International Space Station.

2. Whistleblowers will reveal that the mysterious fires destroying food processing plants were caused at the direction of government agencies.

3. The sappiest, most inane episode ever of "The View" will be next week's tribute to Barbara Walters.

4. President Harris will issue a full, blanket, posthumous  pardon to Joe Biden.

5. Pope Francis will succumb to cancer by June.

6. During his impeachment proceedings, it will be revealed that Alejandro Mayorkas used mass migration to sneak in the foreign terrorists who have been sabotaging electrical substations.

7.  Klaus Schwab will choke on a large beetle larva, only to have his neck broken when George Soros mistakenly administers a full Nelson instead the Heimlich Maneuver.

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We'll still have only ten years left to save the planet.

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9. Thanks to Katie Hobbs and her team of Election Stasi we will no longer have to worry about a non-globalist, non-installed government official ever being able to gain office again. 2024 is in the bag.

10. Blat will be the official form of financial exchange. The pesky kappitalist system is going down.

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In 2023 the revolution will be right around the corner!

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We will make a step forward towards communism, where no money will exist. In this transitional step, money will still exist in limited quantities for select comrades, but everybody else will have nothing and will be happy. Or else.

A multimillion-dollar government program will finally prove that eating cockroaches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner can regrow polar ice caps and even change the course of large asteroids approaching earth. But only if everybody eats nothing but cockroaches. If you slack off, you steal Greta's childhood. How dare you!

Oceans will experience a dramatic rise of water levels by 0.00001 millimeter, which will cause a worldwide panic and a complete ban on all fossil fuels except those sold by Russia and Iran. The Obamas will selflessly purchase another waterfront mansion, so that they could sit all day by the water and send us a warning if the levels begin to rise.

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Somebody is going to want more attention and will become offended at those ignoring them. New laws regarding recognition and inclusion will be ordered for tested by the military, then passed unanimously in the Politbureau House and Senate for the rest of the unwashed proles us. Monitoring and implementing these policies will be extremely expensive, and result in a new cabinet-level office and a re-write of budgets...

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Politicians will continue releasing enough hot air to be more of a threat of causing global warming than the internal combustion engine and all fossil fuel electric plants worldwide.

A new sub-sub variant with be the most (insert dire adjective here) yet. The CDC will recommend extreme fear to combat it.

And nanski will still be as ugly as Dorian Gray's picture.

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There will be complete societal collapse, followed by politicians and academics telling us that society is racist and the only way to achieve equity is for them to confiscate all national wealth and manage it from the Bahamas, so that the rest of us really know what it's like to experience the poverty that less fortunate nations endure. We will be told it's our fault for having such high expectations and we should be thankful that it's not much worse, because it could certainly be arranged possible.

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Joe Biden will remember what he had for lunch.

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Accountability is declared a hate word that will carry a minimum 10 year prison sentence.

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Most Equally Esteemed Komrads,

I predict at least 5 new strains/outbreaks of the dreaded COVID virus.  The remedy will be surrender of basic freedoms and increased taxes.  Surrender your liberty to combat the OMG We're All Gonna Die Varient!

I also predict that the Surplus Death Rate, as very quietly posted by the CDC, will continue to remain very high.  Just like it has ever since we all started getting the jab. 

No doubt many vacuous "celebrities" will continue to say "At least I was boosted" in their first interview after weeks of illness.

Like 2022, the flu will mysteriously reappear after its miraculous total absence in 2021. 

My final prediction is that I will be denounced heartily for my heresy and deviation from the orthodoxy.  What do you expect from a fish?

Serenely station keeping in The Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

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Caravans of illegal alien Texans will invade Venezuela.

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*TikTok will develop an app that will work in conjunction with the camera that can scan and identify the 5006 genders, thus offering the correct pronouns.

*The Cannibal Club will offer franchises to their ever-expanding market for the new meat elitists. Watch for a price drop on Adrenochrome.

*Fourth of July will be memorialized with a new rainbow flag featuring a 52 star corner to commemorate Obamessiah's discovery of the 52 states. Bath houses will replace Porta Pottys.

*Watch for more rolling black outs this summer. As EVs become more proliferate, more people will realize that electricity only comes out of the wall socket and nowhere else.

*A new tortoise statue will be erected in Kentucky with Mitch McConnell's face and saddlebag jowls as a commemoration to one of the longest serving professional used car salesmen ever to occupy the Senate.
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Red Salmon wrote:
1/1/2023, 2:27 pm
What do you expect from a fish?
Red Salmon

I heard that a certain Red Man (Comrade Squanto if I remember correctly, his logo was a tomahawk and sickle) advised the Pilgrims to put a dead fish in with their corn plantings to help the corn grow.

Just sayin'

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
12/31/2022, 11:40 am
We'll still have only ten years left to save the planet.

And, after we finish with our tampering of past temperature data computing last year's global temperatures with our ultra-precise supercomputer models, it will be, once again, the Hottest Year Evar!

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The government will prohibit carnivorous animals to feed on other animals, and will hire three million sociology graduates to monitor all animal behavior in nature parks and zoos all over the world.

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President Harris will order the Department of Justice to create the Bureau of Compassion Enforcement™ to ensure that all 573 identified Victim Classes receive social justice for the oppression and abuse, whether real or perceived, they receive on a daily basis from the current cultural hegemony of cis-gendered white males.

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Minitrue wrote:
1/6/2023, 12:50 pm
The government will prohibit carnivorous animals to feed on other animals, and will hire three million sociology graduates to monitor all animal behavior in nature parks and zoos all over the world.
Hahahaha, I win. And Januari isn't even over.

https://mises.org/wire/youve-got-be-kid ... each-other
 

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Minitrue wrote:
1/19/2023, 1:00 pm
Minitrue wrote:
1/6/2023, 12:50 pm
The government will prohibit carnivorous animals to feed on other animals, and will hire three million sociology graduates to monitor all animal behavior in nature parks and zoos all over the world.
Hahahaha, I win. And Januari isn't even over.

https://mises.org/wire/youve-got-be-kid ... each-other
"...one of the world’s most eminent moral philosophers, Martha C. Nussbaum..."  —from the article

"Nussbaum" is German for "nut tree."
 

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
1/19/2023, 2:10 pm
Minitrue wrote:
1/19/2023, 1:00 pm
Minitrue wrote:
1/6/2023, 12:50 pm
The government will prohibit carnivorous animals to feed on other animals, and will hire three million sociology graduates to monitor all animal behavior in nature parks and zoos all over the world.
Hahahaha, I win. And Januari isn't even over.

https://mises.org/wire/youve-got-be-kid ... each-other
"...one of the world’s most eminent moral philosophers, Martha C. Nussbaum..."  —from the article

"Nussbaum" is German for "nut tree."


Ok, now they are really messing with us. We know we are living in the matrix, you can stop making jokes now, robot overlords, please.
 

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This nut tree is teaching our children, who assume she has knowledge and authority.

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Leftist Dreams become reality 

Our Socialism Your Future ​​


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Neotrotsky wrote:
2/9/2023, 8:44 pm
Leftist Dreams become reality 

Our Socialism Your Future ​​


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The poster is Dutch. Isn't that weird!
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Minitrue wrote:
1/19/2023, 3:13 pm
Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
1/19/2023, 2:10 pm
Minitrue wrote:
1/19/2023, 1:00 pm
Minitrue wrote:
1/6/2023, 12:50 pm
The government will prohibit carnivorous animals to feed on other animals, and will hire three million sociology graduates to monitor all animal behavior in nature parks and zoos all over the world.
Hahahaha, I win. And Januari isn't even over.

https://mises.org/wire/youve-got-be-kid ... each-other
"...one of the world’s most eminent moral philosophers, Martha C. Nussbaum..."  —from the article

"Nussbaum" is German for "nut tree."

Ok, now they are really messing with us. We know we are living in the matrix, you can stop making jokes now, robot overlords, please.

This is so close to home. A nut tree seems so harmless in their pleas for peace on Gaia. Then,  the Alinsky nut drops, to break your rice bowl. 

When a Nussbaum goes off, ….Joe Biden can be President.

Never under estimate the cultural GWONT by one overgrown Nussbaum. 

Now is the time to equalize the Nussbaums, with hatchet, ax, and Dr. Worddust, and his trusty saw, Rusty. The People’s Cube is RED for a reason, comrades. Nussbaum overgrowth keeps US from sunlight. A ‘pelipsky agrees that even a good pair of loppers on some overgrown Nussbaum patches could help US see the light.  





 


 
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