Dr. Jenna Drenten, an associate professor of marketing at Loyola University, argues that obsession with organizing kitchen and pantry spaces is “pantry porn,” and according to Drenten, social media influencers who push pantry porn are “predominantly white women who maintain a ‘nice’ home by creating a new status symbol: the perfectly organized, fully stocked pantry.”
 

“Cleanliness has historically been used as a cultural gatekeeping mechanism to reinforce status distinctions based on a vague understanding of ‘niceness’: nice people, with nice yards, in nice houses, make for nice neighborhoods. What lies beneath the surface of this anti-messiness, pro-niceness stance is a history of classist, racist and sexist social structures.”
 

You can read about it here:
https://theconversation.com/pantry-porn ... bol-197517

As a predominantly human kitchen user, I see nothing new about wanting a nice organized pantry. Dr. D. appears to be suffering from a CRT CRI (CRT-influenced cranial-rectal impaction). If she were to write a book, it would probably look like this:


With advertising like this:

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/19/2023, 10:49 am

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As a predominantly human kitchen user, I see nothing new about wanting a nice organized pantry. Dr. D. appears to be suffering from a CRT CRI (CRT-influenced cranial-rectal impaction). If she were to write a book, it would probably look like this:



With advertising like this:

Predominantly human, komrade?

Careful with the species appropriation.

In return, I will collectivise the term "CRI" and use it liberally (sic). It is a most useful term, applicable to much of the government/media conglomerate.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

3/19/2023, 6:20 pm

Predominantly human, komrade?

Yes, Comrade, predominantly human.

 

The good “Doctor” is not a racist. No, not at all.

I do not see any beets in any of those pantries. They must ALL be racist.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/19/2023, 6:33 pm

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

3/19/2023, 6:20 pm

Predominantly human, komrade?

Yes, Comrade, predominantly human.


 

My wife wants to know who does your nails?

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

3/19/2023, 7:58 pm

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/19/2023, 6:33 pm

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

3/19/2023, 6:20 pm

Predominantly human, komrade?

Yes, Comrade, predominantly human.

My wife wants to know who does your nails?

My teeth.
 

Kim Jong Fun wrote: ↑

3/19/2023, 6:40 pm

The good “Doctor” is not a racist. No, not at all.

It's difficult to believe someone could be so deranged and still hold a job as a professor.

On second thought—these days—no, it's not.
 

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

3/19/2023, 7:56 pm

I do not see any beets in any of those pantries. They must ALL be racist.

Alternatively, beets are so useful and scrumptious that they're consumed before they could ever be stored in a pantry.

Racism is most often seen only in the eye of the bemoaner.
 

What about vermin? No vermin, or insect swarms in a non-racist pantry is a lie! This professor is a phony! Dr. Jenna Drenten is part of “The Systemic Problem” facing The Collective today.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/20/2023, 8:55 am

What about vermin? No vermin, or insect swarms in a non-racist pantry is a lie! This professor is a phony! Dr. Jenna Drenten is part of “The Systemic Problem” facing The Collective today.

It's not Vermyn Sistory Month yet.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/20/2023, 11:00 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/20/2023, 8:55 am

What about vermin? No vermin, or insect swarms in a non-racist pantry is a lie! This professor is a phony! Dr. Jenna Drenten is part of “The Systemic Problem” facing The Collective today.

It's not Vermyn Sistory Month yet.

Gosh, something to look forward to celebrating in The Collective.