After hearing the news the self injured Senate Minority Leader is still the same ol' turtle he always was, just like Senator Fetterman, who is also currently out of the office due to health problems, the Senate Lunch Room is offering a bi-partisan lunch special.

The Senate Dining Room current lunch special is half a Fetterman and a cup of stewed turtle.

The whole Senate was relieved to hear Mitch sounded like the same old move-on-from-this-whole-Make-America-Great- Business, and get back to Senate Business as Usual. That is, helping China out of an economic crisis, by waging war against Russia. The entire Senate knows China is in full agreement with a hard line war against Russia from the West, while China reclaims Eastern Russian territory, without firing a shot. This is what Senator McConnell is working on from his hospital room.

Senator Fetterman is reading proposed legislation to spend The People's™ money from his hospital room as well.

This is the Senate's Business, and even Senators need a bi-partisan lunch to keep them doing what they're doing. The Senate Dining Staff thought this special lunch would be a reminder to the Senators of what they have come to represent to The People™.

Texazistan's Senator, John Cornyn stopped for a minute on the way to pick up a boxed Senate Special to explain to journalist why he is so irritated with all the time wasting going on in the Rethuglican controlled House.

"Investigating the corruption keeping America from being great, is a waste of the taxpayer's time and money. We don't have time for that in the Senate. We've got to stop the Russians in Ukraine, or they'll be invading Texazistan as drug cartel Russian oligarchs on our Southern Border. The Russians will be bringing their human trafficking and Chinese FAKE fentanyl money ways to future taxpayer investment in high class gamblin' casinos in Texazistan."

Tucking his Senate Special box like a Texazistanian holds a touchdown football, Senator Cornyn rushed the lines to get back to wrapping up whatever was going on in Senate committee, to get back to work stopping the Russians, before they invade Texazistan.

Call your Senator, now. Order them to stop what they are doing, and enjoy their Bi-Partisan Lunch Special.



https://www.politico.com/minutes/congre ... ll-update/

https://newrepublic.com/post/171305/joh ... waste-time

Fetter cheese on mock turtle soup sounds delicious. If only those of us in the beet fields could afford such More Equal™ luxuries. Alas, The Party™ (which always knows best) has concluded that those dishes are not healthy for the proletariat. Only beets and kale can be approved. Thank Marx they are always looking out for us.

Comrades, comrades, comrades.

The Senate Dining Lunch Special, consisting of Half a Fetterman and a Cup of Stewed Turtle, is so popular with The Senate Membership Club® and staff, the special will continue into next Month! Maybe until Next Tuesday, as well.

Both Senators, McConnell and Fetterman, are improved alive while out of the Office, due to health issues. While Mitch did fall down, Fetterman, in his defense never claimed to be an electable ham sandwich. Fetterman was always a Veggie Tray.



 

Senator McConnell, continues to be a tortoise. Speaking his tortoise patois, he stressed the need to move-on-from-making-America-great-again-and-get-back-to-the-Senate Plan to deliver The People™ to their enemies, or fight the Russians here, not in Ukraine. "The People™ voting for a man as reckless as Publius in Federalist 12 were taken advantage of. Trump had no business interfearsense  in the mechanics of statesmanship. It took decades of Tortoisecraft in hard bi-partisan work to get us to the point that the Senate is a Clearing House for Sweepstakes. Trump had no business interfearsense into the mechanics of The Senate. No buiness interfearsense, at all.", McConnell reinvented wearily, as the tortoise exited the hospital doors.

The Senator will be staying in closed dealings with his fellow Senators; while enjoying a Senate Lunch Special delivered to his home, as he convalesces on The People's™ work.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/mitch-m ... d=98127713