A blond is walking along the westbound shoulder of a busy highway in Washington, D.C. when she spots Alexandria Ocasio Cortez walking opposite her along the eastbound shoulder.
As cars zip by, the blond waves and shouts, "Hey! How do you get to the other side?"
AOC shouts back, "Stupid! You're already on the other side!"
Comrades, our fellow travelers from Babylon seem to have a different approach to the celebration of the month. I may go hang out with them for a while...
Comrades, our fellow travelers from Babylon seem to have a different approach to the celebration of the month. I may go hang out with them for a while...
Comrades, our fellow travelers from Babylon seem to have a different approach to the celebration of the month. I may go hang out with them for a while...
If you can make it through Womyn’s Sistory Month, there will be a jackalope sandwich in every lunch box. April 1 is just waiting, out there, in the future, comrades.
They didn't teach you this in school? I remember in the 6th grade, all the boys (yes, in those days there were only boys and girls...) were sent outside for sports, while all of the girls were taken to the auditorium and taught "girl stuff."
Enjoy your sammich, comrades. It’s Womyn’s Sistory Month! Let’s see if we can complete the ordeal, and have dinner, too.
That sounds scrumptious Komrade J.
VP Hyena Harris said she'll bring the word salad.
Happy Womyn Sistory Month day 23 !
Just apply Colonel O’s mirror circular logic algorithm to Kamala’s word salad, and The Collective is good to go in the buffet circle. Don’t forget the crunchy cone pond cackles. They really add texture to a word salad.
A blonde is strolling along a Moscow street when she sees a sign on a lamppost: "ROOM FOR RENT.” She knocks on the lamppost but nobody answers. She knocks harder and still no answer.
Vladimir Putin sees the blonde, walks across the street and asks what she's doing.
After she explains, Putin says, "I don't understand it. Somebody must be in there, the light's on!"
A blonde walks into a bar, orders two shots and tells the bartender the extra shot is in honor of her sister. She says they made a pledge to drink an extra shot in honor of each other whenever they go in a bar.
Much later, the blonde comes into the bar but orders only one shot. The bartender sympathetically asks, “Has your sister died?” The blonde says, "Oh, no, she's not dead. I just decided to quit drinking.”
A Chinese, Soviet and American general meet for lunch with their wives after a conference.
The Chinese general brags, "After recent reform our soldiers now eat 3,000 calories per day!"
The Soviet general says: "Ha, ours have been eating 6,000 calories per day for decades!"
The American says: "Hmm, weak. Our soldiers have been eating no less than 9,000 calories per day since the Civil war.”
The Soviet general’s blonde wife gets angry and shouts: "No way! You are lying! No soldier can eat THREE sacks of turnips per day!"
A blonde walks into a bar, orders two shots and tells the bartender the extra shot is in honor of her sister. She says they made a pledge to drink an extra shot in honor of each other until one of them dies.
Much later, the blonde comes into the bar but orders only one shot. The bartender sympathetically asks, “Has your sister died?” The blonde says, "Oh, no, she's not dead. I just decided to quit drinking.”
This reminds me of the old times at Tractor Barn #1, before Svetlana the cow burnt it to the ground, when it was declared there would be a monthly sobriety day on the last day of the month. Everyone was limited to toasting the comradeship of the other members of the collective only once. After 30 such toasts, everyone was instructed to go home and sober up.
Sandwich history. The truth, first. Then, the korrected cover up.
This Sandwich, as a business enterprise, probably involved some Womyn’s Sistory, as well.
The modern sandwich is named after Lord Sandwich, but the exact circumstances of its invention and original use are still the subject of debate. A rumour in a contemporaneous travel book called Tour to London by Pierre-Jean Grosley formed the popular myth that bread and meat sustained Lord Sandwich at the gambling table but Sandwich had many bad habits, including the Hellfire Club, and any story may be a creation after the fact. Lord Sandwich was a very conversant gambler, the story goes, and he did not take the time to have a meal during his long hours playing at the card table. Consequently, he would ask his servants to bring him slices of meat between two slices of bread, a habit well known among his gambling friends. Other people, according to this account, began to order "the same as Sandwich!", and thus the "sandwich" was born.
The sober alternative to this account is provided by Sandwich's biographer N. A. M. Rodger, who suggests that Sandwich's commitments to the navy, to politics, and to the arts mean that the first sandwich was more likely to have been consumed at his work desk.
Sandwich history. The truth, first. Then, the korrected cover up.
This Sandwich, as a business enterprise, probably involved some Womyn’s Sistory, as well.
The modern sandwich is named after Lord Sandwich, but the exact circumstances of its invention and original use are still the subject of debate. A rumour in a contemporaneous travel book called Tour to London by Pierre-Jean Grosley formed the popular myth that bread and meat sustained Lord Sandwich at the gambling table but Sandwich had many bad habits, including the Hellfire Club, and any story may be a creation after the fact. Lord Sandwich was a very conversant gambler, the story goes, and he did not take the time to have a meal during his long hours playing at the card table. Consequently, he would ask his servants to bring him slices of meat between two slices of bread, a habit well known among his gambling friends. Other people, according to this account, began to order "the same as Sandwich!", and thus the "sandwich" was born.
The sober alternative to this account is provided by Sandwich's biographer N. A. M. Rodger, who suggests that Sandwich's commitments to the navy, to politics, and to the arts mean that the first sandwich was more likely to have been consumed at his work desk.
THAT is merely the history of how the word, "sandwich," became associated what we currently call sandwiches. To be sure, "sandwiches" have been with humanity as long as has bread.
How short a time would have passed before humans accidentally or intentionally combined their favorite meats or fish, cheeses and condiments with bread to make an irresistible comestible that would become as popular then as Tik Tok is now??
Sorry, my friends—womyn may have had a hand it in the invention and perfection of sandwiches (as a lazy way to avoid the drudgery of more traditional womynly kitchen tasks), but that is not historically attested. In fact, it is attested that Roman soldiers (generally believed to be cis-gendered men) were among the first to feed themselves between battles with an early form of sandwich that we now—today—call pizza.
Pizza allowed Roman soldiers to continue playing cards, rolling dice, stowing booty, raping captured booties or playing through a round of golf without having to stop at the clanging of a dinner bell.
The Spanish may be credited for plopping one upside-down pizza atop another and calling it an empanada, which was the earliest form of true sandwich as we know it today but absent the colorful mylar-wrapped toothpicks and side of pickle, which we suspect were bribes by proto-Germanic tribes trying to mooch a bite after running out of blutwurst and sauerkraut.
Sandwich history. The truth, first. Then, the korrected cover up.
This Sandwich, as a business enterprise, probably involved some Womyn’s Sistory, as well.
The modern sandwich is named after Lord Sandwich, but the exact circumstances of its invention and original use are still the subject of debate. A rumour in a contemporaneous travel book called Tour to London by Pierre-Jean Grosley formed the popular myth that bread and meat sustained Lord Sandwich at the gambling table but Sandwich had many bad habits, including the Hellfire Club, and any story may be a creation after the fact. Lord Sandwich was a very conversant gambler, the story goes, and he did not take the time to have a meal during his long hours playing at the card table. Consequently, he would ask his servants to bring him slices of meat between two slices of bread, a habit well known among his gambling friends. Other people, according to this account, began to order "the same as Sandwich!", and thus the "sandwich" was born.
The sober alternative to this account is provided by Sandwich's biographer N. A. M. Rodger, who suggests that Sandwich's commitments to the navy, to politics, and to the arts mean that the first sandwich was more likely to have been consumed at his work desk.
THAT is merely the history of how the word, "sandwich," became associated what we currently call sandwiches. To be sure, "sandwiches" have been with humanity as long as has bread.
How short a time would have passed before humans accidentally or intentionally combined their favorite meats or fish, cheeses and condiments with bread to make an irresistible comestible that would become as popular then as Tik Tok is now??
Sorry, my friends—womyn may have had a hand it in the invention and perfection of sandwiches (as a lazy way to avoid the drudgery of more traditional womynly kitchen tasks), but that is not historically attested. In fact, it is attested that Roman soldiers (generally believed to be cis-gendered men) were among the first to feed themselves between battles with an early form of sandwich that we now—today—call pizza.
Pizza allowed Roman soldiers to continue playing cards, rolling dice, stowing booty, raping captured booties or playing through a round of golf without having to stop at the clanging of a dinner bell.
The Spanish may be credited for plopping one upside-down pizza atop another and calling it an empanada, which was the earliest form of true sandwich as we know it today but absent the colorful mylar-wrapped toothpicks and side of pickle, which we suspect were bribes by proto-Germanic tribes trying to mooch a bite after running out of blutwurst and sauerkraut.
Sorry Co. O but a pizza is not a sandwich. That's like throwing spaghetti and meatballs into a bun and calling it a sub.
Here is a historical documentary showing how the 'sandwich' came about as well as other common things we are familiar with. Please note how some of the wives helped and/or were the inspiration for their husbands inventions.
Sorry Co. O but a pizza is not a sandwich. That's like throwing spaghetti and meatballs into a bun and calling it a sub.
Sorry Clara, but my point is that pizza was a precursor to the sandwich. The moment it's folded or stacked, it becomes a sandwich no matter what's between the slices.
Has nothing to do with Womyn Sistory Month but it's pretty cool, and going off topic has become kinda trendy lately.
And March 24, 1960 is also the birthday of womxn singer Nena Hagen (Gabriele Susanne Kerner), who cashed in with the song, "99 Luftballons" before fading into obscurity—just like womxn singer Mariah Carey, whose birthday is also March 24.
Sorry Co. O but a pizza is not a sandwich. That's like throwing spaghetti and meatballs into a bun and calling it a sub.
Sorry Clara, but my point is that pizza was a precursor to the sandwich. The moment it's folded or stacked, it becomes a sandwich no matter what's between the slices.
Watch it, Colonel, you’re folding into breakfast taco territory.
Happy unique as breakfast tacos in Texazistan Womyn’s Sistory Day 24!
Day 25 of Womyn Sistory Month marks the 1934 birthday of notorious feminist author and agitator MS. Gloria Steinem!
To her credit, MS. Steinem in recent years has risen above her youthful Karenhood to speak out against the fembecility of 3rd and 4th Wave Feminism, whose flames today she'd gleefully kindled and fanned since the 1960s.
Womyn’s Sistory Month celebration without hysteria, is like a fish without a bicycle.
Happy Day 25 of Womyn’s Sistory Month!
Those....um.....'battery operated boyfriends' have changed over the years to be self sufficient or so I have been told as I never had a boyfriend named BOB.
Here is a perfect example of why your mother said to put on fresh underwear before you go out.
On this day in 1811, an obscure poet named Percy Bysshe Shelley was expelled from the University of Oxford for publishing the pamphlet, “The Necessity of Atheism.” If not for the fact that he was married to novelist Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly he might not be remembered at all.
Much like Gloria Steinem and Germaine Greer after her, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly created an abominable monster. Not feminism, but a fictionalmonster:Frankenstein's monster.
To this day, children still shudder at the very mention of it. Not Frankenstein’s monster, feminism, and it’s fellow travelers, gay liberation, black liberation and every other liberation that feminism parasitically latched onto as allies during its marxist-structured struggle for whatever its cause du jour was over the past half century.
So, hats off to Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly. Her place in Womyn Sistory is assured.
New York City’s infamous Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire occurred on Saturday, March 25, 1911. Certainly among the most tragic episodes in herstory because 123 womyn and girls (and 23 Y-chromosomers) died from smoke inhalation or by jumping from the building, which still stands today.
The real tragedy, however, is that the fire captured the imagination of New York’s (even then) large population of socialists, like feminist Rose Schniederman, a founding member of the ACLU and Franklin Roosevelt labor advisor, who exploited it as an opportunity for factory workers to organize and unionize.
A coalition was formed in 2011 to plan a memorial. Its stated goals included:
• Value women’s (womyns’) work
• Remember the movement for worker safety and social justice stirred by this tragedy
• Inspire future generations of activists
Shamefully, in a 2019 speech near the site of the fire, socialist Senator Elizabeth Warren likened activism for workers’ rights (socialism) to her own (socialist) presidential platform.
New York City’s infamous Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire occurred on Saturday, March 25, 1911. Certainly among the most tragic episodes in herstory because 123 womyn and girls (and 23 Y-chromosomers) died from smoke inhalation or by jumping from the building, which still stands today.
The real tragedy, however, is that the fire captured the imagination of New York’s (even then) large population of socialists, like feminist Rose Schniederman, a founding member of the ACLU and Franklin Roosevelt labor advisor, who exploited it as an opportunity for factory workers to organize and unionize.
A coalition was formed in 2011 to plan a memorial. Its stated goals included:
• Value women’s (womyns’) work
• Remember the movement for worker safety and social justice stirred by this tragedy
• Inspire future generations of activists
Shamefully, in a 2019 speech near the site of the fire, socialist Senator Elizabeth Warren likened activism for workers’ rights (socialism) to her own (socialist) presidential platform.
Can't go through a Womyn's Sistory Month without a big sistory month shout out to the Women of Roller Derby. Just happens they are some of my childhood HEROES. I'll never forget the anticipation waiting for my roller skates to come from the Bennett Brothers Blue Book of Quality Merchandise. Then moving the sticks of tied tobacco and lime covered harvested potatoes to make an oval shaped derby track in the wood floored upstairs of the pack house. The trick was to make the curve and not go off down the steps to the first floor since there was no railing like on a real derby track. Anyway, KUDOS to the First LADIES of Roller Derby.
Sandra Day O’Connor (1930) First token womxn Associate Supreme Court Justice.
Diana Ross (1944) Girl-group singer who successfully upstaged The Supremes until staging a coup that resulted in the group’s name change to Diana Rossand the Supremes.
Nancy Pelosi (1940) Spiteful harridan and public-office abuser.
Kate Richards O'Hare (1876) Activist agitator whose parents raised their children as socialists from an early age.
In 1910, O'Hare unsuccessfully ran as a candidate for the United States Congress in Kansas on the Socialist ticket.
In 1917, O'Hare led the Socialist Party's Committee on War and Militarism. In 1919, after giving an anti-war speech, she was sentenced to five years In prison, where she met anarchists Emma Goldman and Gabriella Segata Antolini, and worked with them to (self-servingly) improve prison conditions.
In April 1922, to free America's "Political Prisoners" she led the "Children’s Crusade" on a cross-country march to D.C. With support of the ACLU, they stood at the gates of the White House for almost two months before President Harding humored them with a meeting.
O'Hare was a supporter of racial segregation who wrote a 1912 pamphlet titled "Nigger" Equality, which attempted to appeal to Southern voters. By 1928, despite her continued involvement in politics, O'Hare's prominence faded.
Died March 26:
Sarah Bernhardt (1844-1923) First womxn superstar of stage and silent screen who’s gesturing performances were so (melo)dramatic that her name was often invoked to mock what we today refer to as “drama queens.” (e.g. “Look at Sarah Bernhardt over there, she’s melting down because her coffee is cold”).
Honorable mention of Mary Beale (1633-1689), a rare womxn artist and writer who made an honest living and supported her family by painting portraits.
And she was quite good at it too, in contrast to bums like Jackson Pollack, who never disabused a belief among his admirers that his spatterings were the work of a genius (a genius at making money without work or talent, that is.)
(The womxn in this excerpt looks like my feminist ex wife)
As a service to the deaf, here's the dialog:
It's a lovely Jackson Pollock.
Yes, it is.
What does it say to you?
It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous, lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity Iike a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation forming a useless, bleak straightjacket in a black absurd cosmos.
Margaret Butler was born Mar. 27, 1924 in Indiana and was the first female ANS Fellow (American Nuclear Society).
A "groundbreaking professional" in the fields of computer science and nuclear energy.
She supported other woman in the science career paths. She advised young women to get a good education focusing on math and science. She also told them to treat everyone as an individual and to "not be afraid to speak up for what is right".
Hmmmmmmmm............wonder if "speaking up for what it right" includes letting folks know 400,000+ gallons of contaminated nuclear waste water is leaking into the local water supply and headed to the Mississippi River?
"There's no danger so don't worry"
Sure, right, how many times have we been told that before.
Samantha Power is an American journalist, diplomat and government official and current Administrator of the United States Agency for International Development. (USAID) Samantha doesn't concern herself with assisting foreign nations to develop their own natural resources to provide nations with good jobs and prosperity. Samantha is interested in developing meaningless talk to spread gender queerness as democracy in foreign nations to upset the elected governments of the foreign nations receiving USAID.
Samantha likes color revolutions that overthrow the current elected members of government, except the Red Revolution currently happening in the U.S. House of Representatives. The American effort to send the current corrupt elected and unelected members of the U.S. government to jail for not assisting the U.S in developing their natural resources to provide jobs and prosperity is not democracy, according to Samantha.
Today, Samantha is busy spreading USAID in Hungary because the current elected government of Hungary is focused on developing its natural resources and trusting in the genius of the Hungarian people to seek peace and prosperity. Samantha believes democracy is best served in globalized gender queerness. Samatha is a Paprika Color Revolutionist posing as USAID to Hungary.
With only a few days left in Womyn Sistory Month, a friendly reminder that only a fraction of herstory occurred during the month of March. Plenty more hystericalhistorical herstorical people and events other than anniversaries occurred in other months and remain to be celebrated or given honorable mxntion. We have still until Friday to get to the next Tuesday of a full commemoration of Womyn Sistory.
With only a few days left in Womyn Sistory Month, a friendly reminder that only a fraction of herstory occurred during the month of March. Plenty more hystericalhistorical herstorical people and events other than anniversaries occurred in other months and remain to be celebrated or given honorable mxntion. We have still until Friday to get to the next Tuesday of a full commemoration of Womyn Sistory.
So true, Colonel Obyezyana. The Womym's Sistory struggle continues to be objectified daily @The People's Cube.
Today we are going to 'circle back' and refocus on Demon Harpy Hanoi Jane for calling up a shooter to go after Christians.
Apparently this dude with mental illness took her up on it.
(Amazing that there is this much footage. Usually cameras are NEVER WORKING when these things play out. )
Let's go back in the Womyn's Sistory time machine...........I assume we can expect the same treatment for Jane as Sarah Palin got when Gabby Giffords was shot? Sarah Palin being from Alaska and being a game hunter had done a political ad showing dimokraut districts with a target over them as districts she and NoName were going to target to win. When another mentally ill (MKUltra) shooter wounded thirteen people (Giffords included) and killed six, Sarah Palin was accused of doing the whole massacre herself by way of proxy.
As I was doing a little refresher research on the Giffords shooting, I just happened to find this in an article...............
The media is deadnaming shooter Audrey Elizabeth Hale as a woman.
[Police also identified the shooter as Audrey Elizabeth Hale, a Nashville resident. Chief John Drake said Hale identifies as transgender.
"We're investigating all the leads," Drake said, adding that police are looking into whether Hale's gender identity played a role in the shooting. quote]
If Hale is not a womyn, then this mass shooting is just another angry white man mass murderer. If Hale is in fact a woman, then she gets special credit as a mass shooting killer.
In which gender category of demented violence should Hale be placed?
Besides being the 28th day of Women's Sistory Month, today is the birthday in 1925 of of Dorothy DeBorba, one of the "Little Rascals" in Hal Roach's "Our Gang" comedies. She concluded her comedic career as a senior clerk at the School of Journalism at UC Berkeley.
Dorothy DeBorba (upper left) and The Little Hooligans.
And on this year in 33 B.C., Cleopatra Ptolemy, conniving Greek Queen of Egypt and mega-slut, became the fifth (or so) wife of Roman General Mark Antony, with whom she bore three children.
Mark Antony (file photo courtesy La Prensa Imperium Romanum Sunday Magazine, 33 B.C.)
The media is deadnaming shooter Audrey Elizabeth Hale as a woman.
[Police also identified the shooter as Audrey Elizabeth Hale, a Nashville resident. Chief John Drake said Hale identifies as transgender.
"We're investigating all the leads," Drake said, adding that police are looking into whether Hale's gender identity played a role in the shooting. quote]
If Hale is not a womyn, then this mass shooting is just another angry white man mass murderer. If Hale is in fact a woman, then she gets special credit as a mass shooting killer.
In which gender category of demented violence should Hale be placed?
Anyone that never experienced reading Erma Bombeck's columns and books missed an opportunity to experience true witty light hearted family humor. Back in the day, pre-internet, print news was your daily internet of current and other events that you could carry with you, pick up and read as time allows.
Mrs. Bombeck was to 'stay at home moms' as Jeff Foxworthy is to Rednecks. She was a fabulous 'stay at home mother' role model and as her column, to her surprise, turned into a career she was a role model for having a job while still putting family first.
Erma's columns gave 'stay at home mothers' a celebrity status to an often unappreciated important job of child rearing and nurturing their children at least through the most important early development years. Back in the day when this was the norm and not the exception, we didn't have all these confused children.
Of course the plan to create the G.W.O.N.T. is to destroy the family structure and give the child raising decisions to Big Government. In the process the economy had to become such that it would take both parents leaving the home to scratch out a living thus leaving the children in the hands of whatever daycare can be afforded.
Of course the plan to create the G.W.O.N.T. is to destroy the family structure and give the child raising decisions to Big Government. In the process the economy had to become such that it would take both parents leaving the home to scratch out a living thus leaving the children in the hands of whatever daycare can be afforded.
“The education of all children, from the moment that they can get along without a mother's care, shall be in state institutions.”
Honorable Mention to The Vart co-host Sara Haines for being the first womxn co-host on The Vart to disclose—on air—that she walks around naked at home in front of her children, ages 4-7.
Not nearly normal behavior, but it DID give fellow Vartster Ann Navarro—a veteran udderer utterer of dumb and even psychotic thoughts—a chance play kettle and call—not Haines—but the Ron DeSantis and Republican pots black.
Today's Womyn Sistory honoree is Inez Milholland. Inez led the Suffrage Parade in Washington, DC on horseback (just so happens the month of) Mar. 3, 1913. This was the day before deep state central bank buddy Woodrow Wilson was inaugurated bringing new tax obligations for the Amerikkkan people.
Inez's life reads much like a current radicals background. She grew up privileged with too much time on her hands in a wealthy family of 'woke' parents.
Radicalized at various colleges she got involved in all the vogue 'wokey' organizations of the day...........
NAACP
Womyn's Trade Union League
National Child Labor Committee
Fabian Society
National Amerikkkan Womyn's Suffrage Assoc.
National Womyn's Party
But her main goal in life was..............."world peace".
(This would become the main goal for beauty pageant contestants for decades to come.)
Unfortunately Inez was spreading herself too thin and had developed pernicious anemia. While speaking in LA, Calif., she collapsed on stage, was rushed to the hospital but after "numerous" blood transfusions she died Nov. 25, 1916 at 30 years of age. Her goal of 'world peace' not being realized.
Happy Womyn's Sistory Month day 30 !
(Hang in there Ivan the S. Only one day left to go.)
Jackalopelipsky is using Laika Tin Foil Hat to send udderfutures a definitive debate winning hypothetical to VART, Anna Navarro.
Transmitting:
Ron DeSanctimiamos is the reason a deranged manifesto writing Manyn, armed with 2 assault rifles, and a handgun, violently invaded the secured premises of a Christian School; to shoot children involved in their safe learning environment.
Transmit complete.
Do you think the message got through?
Anna better hurry, because other sista's might wander to that conclusion, first.
Today's Sistory celebrants have acquired the ability to talk at length without communicating any information. Karine Jean-Pierre as White House Press Beatnik is a premier non communication secretary.
Controlling the scheduled time by explaining gibberish to audience not capable of understanding the point of the time filling gibberish is the hallmark of Womyn's Sistoryhood. That, and asking the ignorant audience to send donations to support their efforts.
It doesn’t matter how you celebrate…you can be a high-key ‘Protest Practicing’ activist, a charitable gift donor, or just out looking for ideas…do something to acknowledge, honor, and celebrate the efforts and progress of women womym.
The reason Womyn's Sistory celebrants are experts in any topic is because of their life experiences of not taking crap from their donating class. Dr. Salahshor of Ithaca College would not be funded to speak her crap if not for being specialized as a Jamaican womyn, a mother, a daughter, and married to a Puerto Rican man. After Dr. Salahshor's events, a galvanized Sistory bucket is passed to receive donations.
This year, International Women’s Day fell on March 8; the day aims to draw attention to women’s achievements and the fight for gender equality. In celebration of International Women’s Day, the Women’s Fund committee held an educational event with Ithaca College’s Dr. Susan Salahshor. Dr. Salahshor, founding Program Director for Ithaca College’s Physician Assistant Program, discussed local and global healthcare inequities that impact our lives right here in Tompkins County. She engaged guests in a conversation around galvanizing advocacy for women moving forward from the program. She spoke as a healthcare professional, a Jamaican woman, a mother, a daughter, and as a woman married to a Puerto Rican man. She shared her personal experiences with healthcare as a child in another country and how it helped shape her decisions now. As a women, she looks for women providers in every aspect of her care, “I need someone who understands my lived experience”. Guests reflected on their personal experiences with inequities in their care and it sparked engaging dialogue among our guests. One key takeaway from Dr. Salahshor is “Don’t take any crap from anyone else.”
Dr. Salahshor controls the crap delivered to the audience and admonishes them to never take crap from any other source, and please make a donation to keep her Sistory crap fresh, so others can step in it and track it into your home.
Be sure to send a monetary gift using all the clickable opportunities embedded in this .org website. Without your support, beatnik gibberish of Womyn taking up all the allotted time without actually communicating anything substantial could be diminished.
Thank you, Jackalopelipsy, for directing us to the Dr. Salahshor snoozefest vid. In addition to finding a new font I like (Museo Sans), I found the video and its participants deliver nearly instantaneous slumber more effectively than elephant tranquilizer (which, as a matter of fact, I have tried).
It doesn’t matter how you celebrate…you can be a high-key ‘Protest Practicing’ activist, a charitable gift donor, or just out looking for ideas…do something to acknowledge, honor, and celebrate the efforts and progress of women womym.
I don't know about other people but I don't go "out looking for ideas". They are things that just pop into my brain after unapproved thought, which I then have to squash like a gourmet bug until I have ideas presented to me by The Party™.
Where do these ideas she speaks of hide, anyway? Are they in the woods amongst the mushrooms? Hiding behind bushes? In crawl spaces? In trash cans? It sounds like a dangerous hobby, to me.
As presented at https://todayinwomenshistory.org/ today’s (pictured) Inspiring Womxn is Mary Elizabeth Bowser (born 1839), but the text on the page is about a different Mary (born 1846).
Mary Bowser (1900). Researchers initially confused this woman with Mary Richards Bowser (fl. 1846–1867), who worked for Elizabeth Van Lew in Richmond and served as a Union spy during the Civil War.
Also known as Mary Richards, Mary Jane Richards Garvin or Mary Jane Richards Denman, she was born into slavery and aided imprisoned Union soldiers during the Civil War, but her espionage exploits as a black James Bond are greatly exaggerated and have been vastly distorted to the extent that a a biographical novel, a 2013 stage play, a 1987 TV movie, another novel in which she's the heroine, a Civil War podcast filled with disputed information, and an opera have been produced about her. She was also inducted into the Military Intelligence Hall of Fame.
Here's an extract from (marginally reliable) Wikipedia under the heading Untrue or Unsubstantiated Claims:
In addition to the misuse of the name "Bowser," a number of claims made in purportedly nonfiction accounts about [Mary] are unsubstantiated, or even untrue. Many are embellishments of a June 1911 Harper's Monthly article, the first known publication of the erroneous Bowser's name. A number of modern media sources, including NOW with Bill Moyers, NPR and The Washington Post, have republished these false or disputed claims.
• It is not known whether Richards infiltrated the Confederate White House as a permanent servant, although she did on at least one occasion enter the house to look for documents.
• A "colored girl Mary" who participated in the espionage ring is claimed to have a photographic memory in a document called, "Recollections of Thomas McNiven and his activities in Richmond during the American Civil War." The document's accuracy is doubted by historians including Elizabeth R. Varon, author of Southern Lady, Yankee Spy, a biography of Van Lew.
• Although she used numerous pseudonyms, the name "Ellen Bond" was not one of them.
• Richards did not likely attempt to set fire to the Confederate White House and flee Richmond in early 1865, as she was still in Richmond in April 1865 educating newly freed slaves.
• She was not smuggled out of the city to Philadelphia in a cartload of manure during the war.
• A member of the Bowser family told an NPR reporter that in the 1950s she had inadvertently discarded a book that might have contained Mary's wartime journal. But the existence of such a journal cannot be confirmed. It is unlikely that a spy would keep such a dangerous document.
Evidently, the "Mary Bowser" story is herstory less for her real life and more for the avalanche of fiction that ensued since. It also serves as testimony to history derived from shoddy journalism.
... Sara Haines for being the first womxn co-host on The Vart to disclose—on air—that she walks around naked at home...
Now THAT'S some sandwich making womyxn's sistory!
I'm all for it. This policy is screaming for greater research, focus groups, government enforcement oversight and mostly government funding by redistribution of ill-gotten gains. Perhaps now we can cancel those cis-clothed bigots.
Thank you Colonel O for finding the silver panty-lining in this month-long cloud of sistory!
Thank you, Jackalopelipsy, for directing us to the Dr. Salahshor snoozefest vid. In addition to finding a new font I like (Museo Sans), I found the video and its participants deliver nearly instantaneous slumber more effectively than elephant tranquilizer (which, as a matter of fact, I have tried).
You are so welcome, Colonel Obyezyana. Listening to Dr. Salahsor’s crap, without donating via the many clickable opportunities sort defeats the PhD’s purpose, though. However, scoring a new font means you didn’t go home empty headed. Be sure to wipe shoes at doorstep. Tracking that crap into your gorilla domicile can create family distress. Be careful.
It doesn’t matter how you celebrate…you can be a high-key ‘Protest Practicing’ activist, a charitable gift donor, or just out looking for ideas…do something to acknowledge, honor, and celebrate the efforts and progress of women womym.
I don't know about other people I don't go "out looking for ideas". They are things that just pop into my brain after unapproved thought, which I then have to squash like a gourmet bug until I have ideas presented to me by The Party™.
Where do these ideas she speaks of hide, anyway? Are they in the woods amongst the mushrooms? Hiding behind bushes? In crawl spaces? In trash cans? It sounds like a dangerous hobby, to me.
Some of these ideas stand in the middle of very busy intersections. Being a Jamaican womyn, daughter, and wife of a Puerto Rican myn, who gives crap, rather than take it, while standing in a busy healthcare intersection is the main idea of developing narrative traffic circles.
... Sara Haines for being the first womxn co-host on The Vart to disclose—on air—that she walks around naked at home...
Now THAT'S some sandwich making womyxn's sistory!
I'm all for it. This policy is screaming for greater research, focus groups, government enforcement oversight and mostly government funding by redistribution of ill-gotten gains. Perhaps now we can cancel those cis-clothed bigots.
Thank you Colonel O for finding the silver panty-lining in this month-long cloud of sistory!
You will never be able to hear a word Sara Haines (in the pink) ever VARTs again. That’s something, isn’t it?
It doesn’t matter how you celebrate…you can be a high-key ‘Protest Practicing’ activist, a charitable gift donor, or just out looking for ideas…do something to acknowledge, honor, and celebrate the efforts and progress of women womym.
I don't know about other people I don't go "out looking for ideas". They are things that just pop into my brain after unapproved thought, which I then have to squash like a gourmet bug until I have ideas presented to me by The Party™.
Where do these ideas she speaks of hide, anyway? Are they in the woods amongst the mushrooms? Hiding behind bushes? In crawl spaces? In trash cans? It sounds like a dangerous hobby, to me.
Some of these ideas stand in the middle of very busy intersections. Being a Jamaican womyn, daughter, and wife of a Puerto Rican myn, who gives crap, rather than take it, while standing in a busy healthcare intersection is the main idea of developing narrative traffic circles.
No month of Womym's Sistory celebrations can escape the work of Marion Wright Edelman, so complete has been her educational devastation upon poor, black, and marginalized children by setting them free from their parents. No longer were poor minority children to be hampered by cis-education, Marion's goal was to unshackle them from basic educational goals, so that they can learn stuff that not only isn't true, but actually hinders them in the pursuit of cis-employment and prosperity.
In 1972, Marion served on the Board of Trustees of Saul Alinsky's, Industrial Areas Foundation (IAF). She gave the eulogy at Saul Alinsky's funeral, and served as a close friend, and mentor of Hillary Rodham Clinton. Public schools in Mississippi, where Edelman founded Head Start in 1968, and Arkansas are currently ranked at #43 and #47, respectively, so these two womyn's tireless work on behalf of poor, marginalized children has gone wasted.
Marion Wright Edelman organized a June 1, 1996 “Stand for Children” March on Washington, which drew 300,000 people. Also in 1996, Edelman proposed, as an alternative to welfare reform, a government guarantee of full employment, socialized medicine, and federally funded babysitters: “Let’s guarantee a job. Let’s guarantee health care and children care [sic]. Let’s turn this welfare repeal into real welfare reform.”
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Parenting is unpaid work that has no value to children, making parents superfluous in Marion Wright Edelman's Alinsky organized activist war on K-12 Public Education. If Johnny can't read, write, or cipher upon graduation, but feels really good about himself, thank Marion Wright Edelman.
Marion Wright Edelman represents the culmination of everyone responsible for celebrating Womyn's Sistory Month.
Womyn's Sistory Month has ended. The stats of replies and views are now registered in TPC's memory hole vault. While most of the womyn were unable to explain their contribution to Womyn's Sistery, mainly due to nothing of value to contribute-but-please-donate-to-continue-pursuit-of-ideas, there were some highlights.
The Collective learned Leander High School (which is a very affluent suburb of Austinisbad, Texazistan) students in possession of penises, are able to handle them in class, as well as in the halls of their learning facility. The Leander ISD and School Board want this accreditation to become part of their overall educational scorecard, although some of the scorecards appear to be stuck together, making the overall educational score of LHS hard to count.
This year, myn were allowed to compete in Womyn's Sistory month celebrations and walked away with monetary prizes from Hershey Inc, as well as Scholastic Sports trophies. However, a manyn did enter the male dominated world of mass killers, so progress for womyn has achieved equity.
Jackalopelipsky would like to send a shout out to Clara I'llBustYourBalls Zetkin and Colonel Obyezyana for all their shoveling to make TPC's Womyn's Sistory Month 2023 real to all The Collective. Thanks for the comradeship digging through the entrenches of Womyn's Sistory. It's been a great month of viewing just how fu far the Sistahoods have gone in delivering The Collective into the Glorious World of Next Tuesday achievement.
Whether The Collective's group effort will be rewarded with a scoop of collective-made beet ice cream is yet to be determined. Red Square has been busy with his non artificial intelligence creating TPC Birthday Celebrations, because finally the month of March's Full Month of 31 Days of Womyn's Sistory can be torn off the calendar; revealing April 1 showers for washing Womyn's Sistory Month equity out of The Collective's minds.
I took this photo in our local Dollar Ruble General store just yesterday.
JILL assumes a feminine gender, or one married to Premier Cho Bai-Din. Would not "Jess" or "Pat" or another non-specific name limit the triggering about to happen?"
Separate but equal related, isn't it racist to refer to an athlete of color as a Cracker?
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