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San Antonio To Host Illegal Fiesta

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As the Border Transport buses are loading up, and headed north to illegal's Destination of Choice™, San Antonio begins Fiesta. Only a hard day's bus drive from the Border of Texazistan, San Antonio invites all illegal bus riders to a Fiesta in Celebration of Sanctuary. San Antonio, the oldest host of sanctuary celebrations in Texazistan, has a free sanctuary fiesta package to offer illegal migrant free bus trippers.

Of course, Fiesta Texazistan will be a big part of the entertainment of illegal migrant bus riders, so it must be closed to Americans on tourist economics vacations. In Pinocchio Pleasure Island fashion, all the rides, entertainment, animals, and food courts will freely serve our illegal migrant free bus trippers.

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The San Antonio Spurs will hump their globetrotters up and down the court playing basketball for illegal bus riders before they leave on way to their own Destination of Choice Sanctuary. "As many games as it takes!", Spurs Coach Gregg Popovitch vows, "My guys sweating and running on the court is nothing compared to the sweaty running illegal bus riders have endured. The Spurs will play as long as it takes, until every last illegal bus rider achieves sanctuary."

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But, the fun of fiesta celebrating sanctuary, doesn't end there. Cruise the San Antonio River Walk while dining on a River Walk Barge! Only equitable ingredients will be used to prepare a lap of luxury fine dining experience as only a Sanctuary Fiesta in Texazistan's oldest mission to sanctuary, San Antonio can provide. Tastes as diverse as breakfast tacos are what San Antonio is known for world-wide.

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Be sure to dock at the Riverwalk Mall to loot up all the necessary items for a new life in the Sanctuary Destination of Your Choice™. The Riverwalk Mall has everything an illegal migrant free bus tripper needs.

Illegal migrant free bus trippers, demand to attend the San Antonio Fiesta Sanctuary Celebration on route to your Destination of Choice Sanctuary™.

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Illegal migrant free bus trippers, be sure to visit San Antonio's Illegal Migrant Clearing Center. You could qualify for a free seat on a jet airplane to the Sanctuary Destination of Your Choice™.

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