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Irish Cows to be Culled for Climate Change Goals

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This is not good news, and it's also happening in other E.U. member countries.

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https://www.independent.ie/farming/dair ... 07305.html

Don't be fooled, Comrades, the Globalists don't care about cow fart methane levels or the climate—they want a much smaller starving and tightly enslaved controlled world population. Manageable, like cows.

Well, Colleen the Cow has a message for the E.U....

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And Colleen has a modest proposal:

"Instead of culling cows, why not deport all the useless "migrants" and "asylum seekers?"  They fart, too, so let them fart back where they came from? It would reduce crime the strain on resources in Europe and redistribute the criminal horde methane gas to places where it would go unnoticed while saving productive cows that provide milk, meat and lots of other useful byproducts." 

It's incredible that a cow can discern the fascistic machinations of the globalist elite, but we shouldn't be too surprised: we live at a time when the globalists insist not only that anthropogenic climate change is real, but that men can menstruate and become pregnant, that all bad things come from White People and that electricity can magically replace oil and gas without using nuclear energy. 

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Do Irish cows perhaps fart more or differently than Texasistani cows?

(I'm asking for [cough] an inquisitive comrade...)

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
5/30/2023, 3:40 pm
Do Irish cows perhaps fart more or differently than Texasistani cows?

(I'm asking for [cough] an inquisitive comrade...)
I've been to or lived in both places and can definitively state that the volume and frequency of cow farts—anywhere in the world—is a function of how dedicated local governments are to the sacred dogma of the Kyoto Protocols.

However, I've heard that one should never give matches or lighters to the cows of Texazistan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_lighting
 

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Comrades, according to many scientists, we now know that some of the gases that cause flatulence, such as methane and hydrogen, are produced by bacteria that live in symbiosis within the large intestines of humans and mammals. Little did we know how insidious the enemy that lurked inside our and cows' intestines secretly plotted the environmental holocaust on our planet. Eliminating the bovine population and making food more expensive for anyone other than politicians, celebrities, and progressive pundits, would be the first step to a more earth-friendly alternative and would definitely relieve the strain on our environment. Perhaps, if the uneducated and ill-informed people were to be impoverished and underfed, the need for large herds of cows would disappear or be held in trust by noble leaders and distributed to mostly homeless people, hookers, and fentanyl dealers who traditionally vote Democrat. Even a layman such as myself can understand that we must reach out and call for hysterical screeching to combat the ugly cow flatulence. The United States, just like Ireland, is too corrupt to clean its own house, and therefore we must rely on the wise guidance of our UN elders. I cannot overstate the obvious, as this issue is so vitally important to our planet, which would allow many of us to live the remainder of our lives in quiet pursuit of spiritual fulfillment at room temperature.

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As illustrated in my highly technical, scientifical infra-green rendering of one year ago, it comes out both ends, Comrades, exactly like it does from Globalist elitists.

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Culling the globalists would be better for the planet because they provide neither milk nor meat nor the pleasant mooing of contented cows.

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Earth's climate is not in danger. It never is. As an inanimate, non-living object without sentience, Earth has no sentiment or opinion. It is only a stage upon which living players come and go.

There is no danger to Earth that humans can build or even conceive of, there is only imagined danger in the minds of those who cannot accept that our planet has no thermostat to maintain a temperature constantly favorable to human life.

But there is a wealthy and well-placed elite who want you to believe there is a thermostat and that they should control it by any means necessary, hence the greatest grift in human history—the Climate Hoax—a ruse to seize control over all human activity, and the Global Methane Hub is a mechanism toward that end. 

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/0 ... al-famine/ 

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Mooing contented cows make the best ice cream in Texazistan. What kind of crazy idea would cull them from the herd of critters on planet earth? An oat milk appliance is no replacement for mooing contented cows and two scoops of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream with a great Presidential slice of chocolate pie.

Don't the Irish like ice cream?? If they don't, maybe that's the whole E.U. problem.


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jackalopelipsky wrote:
6/2/2023, 7:25 am
Don't the Irish like ice cream??
Oh, they like their ice cream alright.

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
6/2/2023, 11:46 am
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Could some comrade hand ‘pelipsky a wet wipe? Beet ice cream got spewed on screen.

What’s the going rate of Irish eminent domain climate is changeable fungible cost being paid to Irish dairy farmers?

Couldn’t that money go to feed hungry children?

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If these globalist would just stop talking, we could reduce CO2 emissions by 40% and achieve their goals.


 
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