While reports are still sketchy, it appears that former President Donald Trump has survived an assassination attempt which media outlets are describing as "Homicidal, But Mostly Peaceful" in Butler, Pennsylvania on 13 July.

The New York Times noted in a headline: “Trump ‘Safe’ After Shooting at Rally; Suspected Gunman Killed,” a clear intimation that it probably was not an actual assassination attempt, but rather a cowardly Trump fleeing what was probably an accidental discharge by one of his gun-toting MAGA hooligans.

MSNBC ran a banner headline for hours reporting that Trump had been injured when he took a fall after a "popping noise" was heard during his speech, rather than confuse viewers with the actual audio of the event.

Over at CBS, Robert Costa warned the nation about the violent nature of Trump's followers.  Indeed, riots, mayhem, arson, and senseless vandalism have failed to break out nationwide in response to the attempted assassination.  This is a diabolical tactic on the part of the MAGA masterminds, robbing the media of any chance of changing the subject or somehow blaming Republicans for the event.

A spokesperson for The View, speaking on condition of anonymity, hinted that we may hear Whoopi Goldberg excuse the event as a non-event, that is wasn't "assassination assassination," and that we may expect Joy Behar to float the theory that Trump hired a marksman to clip his ear with a long range rifle shot in a bid to earn sympathy from the American voter.

We here at the People's Cube condemn unequivocally any form of Right-Wing political violence and call for Congressional hearings on the dangers of allowing Trump to hold public rallies where such violence might take place.

White House Press Propagandist, Karine Jean-Pierre, has officially declared the video of Dictator Trump getting shot in the head as nothing more than a right wing media "cheap fake". The entire episode is clearly staged.

El Presidente wrote: ↑

7/14/2024, 1:53 am

White House Press Propagandist, Karine Jean-Pierre, has officially declared the video of Dictator Trump getting shot in the head as nothing more than a right wing media "cheap fake". The entire episode is clearly staged.

These deep fakes are looking so real! Must be AI created. Can’t we all just get along?

El P, the karaoke mill has noticed your absence. You been in solitary kennel, or what?
Glad to hear you have power, again…

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/14/2024, 8:36 am

El P, the karaoke mill has noticed your absence. You been in solitary kennel, or what?
Glad to hear you have power, again…

Thank you, Comrade. I am glad to be back and enjoying your ditties.

El Presidente wrote: ↑

7/14/2024, 1:41 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/14/2024, 8:36 am

El P, the karaoke mill has noticed your absence. You been in solitary kennel, or what?
Glad to hear you have power, again…

Thank you, Comrade. I am glad to be back and enjoying your ditties.

You are too kind, El P. Or, is that an attempt to groom the jackalope's ditties? 

The jackalope can groom itself, thank you very much. 

When the jackalope saw Colonel Obeyezana's Biden Dime meme, the jackalope dug deep into the blues, deep into the jackalope oppressed by BLUE makes purple world where anybody could be a FBIZI informcrat, as a side hustle. Ridin' With Biden Thin Dime Blues was the ditty that came to the jackalope. Imagine a hutchmate listening to that expression of what a Blue! can do to another human being, over, and over, until the truth about the B.L.U.E.S. was delivered to the jackalope?  Or, at minimum, Current Truth™.
Annoyance Factor set to 11 ---  It's gotta hurt to hear the truth about Ridin' with Biden Thin Dime Blues. Like getting something tatooed to your forelock, or somethink. Painful, truth about the BLUES vs. BLUES eat world goin' on in the Democrat Party's Machinery like a train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio suffering or getting burned out of Mauwi, Hawaii. Annoyance Factor 11.




What if "Ridin' With Biden Thin Dime Blues"  is the karaoke that could save the world??? What if all these life threatening attacks on The Collective could  end via blarring annoying music??? 
What if every Ridin' With Biden button wearer were to hear Biden Thin Dime Blues??? 



Now, back to our thread "Does TPC Hate the Media ENOUGH?"

The Houston Chronicle of Texazistan followed Pravda StyleSheet orders to obfuscate actual facts about mostly peaceful assassination attempt which caused Trump to fall, felt the on-line lampoon in their backsides, and changed to "Why this might be an outrageous threat to democracy," headline trial balloon. 

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/a ... 573435.php

not enough, comrades.
 
 

Ivan Betinov wrote: ↑

7/14/2024, 12:28 am

While reports are still sketchy, it appears that former President Donald Trump has survived an assassination attempt which media outlets are describing as "Homicidal, But Mostly Peaceful" in Butler, Pennsylvania on 13 July.

Comrades, as this is my first correspondence as a foreign despondent correspondent, I must draw your attention to the fight that is in all those who are deprived of access to Tractor Barn #2.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?ref=sea ... oo%20biffo

I believe I dispatched with the intended assassin in no uncertain terms. The negotiations were not arduous. I must admit, that DEI was not discussed. Denounce me, if you must. I make no apologies for defending socialist shakedowns.

Is this OUR Chedoh?

How the cheesey worm turns.