Many people are wondering if there is precedent for such a blanket pardon as I’ve granted Hunter.

ROBERT HUNTER BIDEN
 
A Full and Unconditional Pardon
 
For those offenses against the United States which he has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024, including but not limited to all offenses charged or prosecuted (including any that have resulted in convictions)…

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo ... -biden-11/

In fact there is precedent. President Ford pardoned Nixon so as to put Watergate behind us for the good of the nation. So too, after the Civil War the Confederates who took up arms were given blanket pardons for the good of the nation. 

This is the precedent for which I have given full pardon for any federal crime my son may have committed for the ten year period of 2014 to 2024.

It would tear the nation apart to allow us to go through any more sordid details of Hunter’s illegal doings, and more - where those details might lead and the persons those details of federal crimes might implicate. This is all in the past.

Now is a time for national healing.

Watergate and the Civil War and the need afterward for the nation to bind its wounds and heal was the reason for such full, unconditional and sweeping use of the Presidential pardon power. Its use is for the good of the nation as a whole. 

This is my the precedent. Every American can see the need. National healing and the good of the nation as a whole.

Just as past Presidents have used a total blanket pardon for the good of the nation as a whole I have given Hunter a total unconditional blanket pardon for any and all federal crimes he may have committed during the ten year period of 2014 to 2024.

May a grateful nation heal from its many wounds and move on.

Let us all work and pray for that noble goal - national unity.

Thank you,

President Potemkin




 

Most Equally Esteemed President Potemkin,

So what your saying is that your son is the equivalent of what the Civil War and Watergate were for the USSA?  Stand proud...

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

12/3/2024, 12:06 pm

Most Equally Esteemed President Potemkin,

So what your saying is that your son is the equivalent of what the Civil War and Watergate were for the USSA?  Stand proud...

Congratulations, Comrade, some of the Central Committee have unanimously concluded that you deserve a Hero of the USSA award for conspicuous truth bombing with only your bare sarcasm.


You are also entitled to 24 hours of double rations and can pick up your authorization papers at our Barrow, Alyeska Administrative office then collect your ration coupons at our Honolulusk Dispensary in Hawaiistan. Get them soon because both will be temporarily closed in 23 hours.  
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/4/2024, 10:41 am

You are also entitled to 24 hours of double rations and can pick up your authorization papers at our Barrow, Alyeska Administrative office then collect your ration coupons at our Honolulusk Dispensary in Hawaiistan. Get them soon because both will be temporarily closed in 23 hours. 

Double rations???  Very generous!

Red Salmon is cured and MAHA approved. Safe rail yard box car travels to collect your full TPC recompense. If the box car happens to be loaded with big screen tvs, trusty criminals will make sure you get an empty rail car for your travels to The Biden Archipelago. What kind of bon voyage basket goes best with Red Salmon?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/4/2024, 12:19 pm

What kind of bon voyage basket goes best with Red Salmon?

A bagel basket.
 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

The adulation is too much.  To answer Comrade Jackalopelipsky’s question.  A Pino Noir pairs nicely.  My gills might come in handy on the way from Alaska to Hawaii in the box car.  We in The Collective™ must strive to be culturally sensitive. The Collective formerly known as “Barrow” is now named Utqiagvik.  Just rolls off the tounge.

Red Salmon

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/4/2024, 1:27 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/4/2024, 12:19 pm

What kind of bon voyage basket goes best with Red Salmon?

A bagel basket.
 

Made with finest TPC MAHA approved grains. We don’t want to hurt The Sea with contamination with a USSAFDA Approved Bagel Basket. Just because it’s the Red Salmon wanted for this ticket on the boxcar following the Biden Archipelago doesn’t mean we can’t be Ecco Friendly in our satire. Satirical prisoner Red Salmon demands his boxcar serve only TPC MAHA approved bagel basket as protest to save the Ocean waters along the Biden Archipelago Rail System. “Just because you want a piece of the Cured Red Salmon, don’t give you the taxpayer money to poison The Ocean, with toxic bagel baskets capable of destroying the minds within The Ocean. ?? “
When the lard and beef tallow crowd see “Free Cured Red Salmon Avatar” meme posted in their community boards,

There is absolutely no truth to the vicious rumors that Hunter blackmailed me into pardoning him. You can take my word as a Potemkin on that.