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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Can you guess what sign says?


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Ummmm...
Free Market Capitalism Unwelcome Here

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The Largest Gun Free Zone West of The Aleutian Islands!

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Defend Your Country From Capitalism. Abandon Your Deodorant as it is Your Weapon Against Our Enemy!

(Thanks comrade Red Square for pointing our my sentence structure error!)

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Cindy Sheehan Look-Alike Contest

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Am I the last guy paying taxes in this God forsaken country?

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Navigator wrote: Umm
Am I the last guy paying taxes in this God forsaken country?

I should not laugh at this, will bite lip hard.

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Navigator wrote:Defend Your Country From Capitalism. Your Deodorant is Your Enemy!
Is that the same as "Your lack of deodorant is your weapon to repel class enemy?"

Their signs may as well say

"Men are unnecessary!"
"We demand free government-issue vibrators and lithium batteries!"


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Women For Hillary
Women will be carrying Hillary over the finish line.
"I listened to you,
and in the process,
I found my own voice."
Hear the good news at Women for Hillary
-Mikhail

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Oh No!
Its that giant sucking sound Perot warned us about!
(That would be a thought bubble over the capitalist pig)

The Banner says:
Oprah Women Love Obama


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In a progressive effort to raise participant's self-esteem, all loser's (everyone) will receive one pair of collectable Boris Badenov undergarments.

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Got Squirrel, Now Moose.

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Rabotikob i Krest'yanki
Vcye na vibori

Pod kracniy ctyap v ryadi c muzhchinoi!
Burzhuazin strach nyecyem.

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The poster says:

Worker and peasant women – all should go to the polls!
Gather under the Red Banner along with men,
We bring fear to the bourgeoisie!

If I can trust my source.

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Transvestite pirates!
You'll look cute and chic when you
Buy red and black dresses at GUM

Sarah
Workers and Peasants,
Everyone go to the Election!

Under the red flag,
Together with Men,
We'll bring fear to the bourgeois!

that's what it actually says in Russian!

A chicken in every garage
A car in every pot


 
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