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Image Frequent computer crashes happen because people press the W key too much. That key had been removed from all White House keyboards on my orders! Every time you press a W key, Bush knows what you're thinking... Also don't listen to static in your phone - you never know who may be playing with your brain. Some folks did that and wound up voting for W.

- Al Gore, People's Inventor

Al Gore's new mandatory non-fossil fuel propulsion system

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Time to start a 5 year plan on bean production comrades!

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Comrade Comrade357,

It is reassuring to see progress leading the way. By attaching a non-biohostile bag, the hot air can be contained and burned for power generation.

Ah, to think of all those farts that went unlit or pointlessly (well, it made the drunks giggle, stoners gape, and trippers freak) lit, I can only find one conclusion: more beans, cabbage, and self-criticism.

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Yes, Comrade Tovarich....I agree. We will need some containment system over the current design. Otherwise, this is just another evil cow flatulence contributor sustained by carnivore capitalism.

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Comrades, this will not do. The principle constituents of a fart is CO2 and methane (which is 15x worse as a greenhouse gas than CO2).

Even containment is a poor option. Methane is 85% hydrogen and 15% carbon. Burning it increases the carbon foot print and creates the corrosive chemical di-hydrogen monoxide. Which is itself a greenhouse 'vapor' and which some addicts imbibe.

Even mass suicide of the proles would not help since their decomposition would liberate CO2 nd methane.

Comrade Gore has given unto us a ploy (man made climate change) and now it's up to Dear Leader to implement that ploy. Then and only then can the current truth reflect the fact that socialism was the cure to climate change.

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Well then, let us at least applaud this poor bean filled prole who showed a little initiative. And then reeducate him for both his failure, and his willingness to think when the party did not allow it. I'm sure a year on the cabbage farm will do the trick.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Which is itself a greenhouse 'vapor' and which some addicts imbibe.

Comrade Whoopie,

And why do they imbibe it? I got great marks in chemistry but a friend who did not nevertheless became a meth cook and is now in jail. To think he used to like racing two-cycle bikes, too.

But that is a digression. The real question is: Should I eat my hamburger meat (which contains Argentine beef, and Argentine cows are surprisingly flatulent) from my local store, eat only "fair trade" beef which might contain more or less air heating content, or just do as Al Gore and The One say?

Last night was very cold in my part of the northern hemisphere. Maybe Al Gore flew overhead in his private jet like Eco Claus who takes not gives, but I think it was Global Climate Change. Hasn't Global Warming been officially replaced by GCC?

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I think this device will violate the noise ordinances of San Francisco! Does it pass emmisions(tax) testing? Can the collection bag double as an air (fart) bag, for safety, mind you. Will a health (tax) license be required? Yes, to the cabbage farm! He won't have as much free time to think so independently.

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Last night was very cold in my part of the northern hemisphere. Maybe Al Gore flew overhead in his private jet like Eco Claus who takes not gives, but I think it was Global Climate Change. Hasn't Global Warming been officially replaced by GCC?

You are correct, Comrade Tovarich. ClimateChangeTM is the new term. This throws the GlobalWarming/ClimateChange dissidents into complete confusion. Warm means it's changing; cold means it's changing.

And...what could be more appropriate to usher in our Dear Leader's new reign than...YES-Change! This is the ClimateChangeTM we have been waiting for!

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Comrade Stalin for Time,

The One Hopes the the Climate Changes! I wonder how quickly similar Changes will come to those who Hope that Mr. Madoff didn't make-off with their funds.

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Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrade Comrade357,

It is reassuring to see progress leading the way. By attaching a non-biohostile bag, [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]the hot [/HIGHLIGHT][HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]air can be contained and burned for power generation.

[/HIGHLIGHT]Ah, to think of all those farts that went unlit or pointlessly (well, it made the drunks giggle, stoners gape, and trippers freak) lit, I can only find one conclusion: more beans, cabbage, and self-criticism.

Comrade Tovarich,

I can see by the above comment, that I must resurrect all of my bean and cabbage recipes (which, bean soup eater that you are) to help the People to generate more power. We shall just have to get some progressive scientist to figure out how to do this without harming Mother Gaia. BTW how was the Senegalese Peanut Soup? yes...yes...do send that prole to the Cabbage Farm.....

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By Lenin, please give those cows more clover and alfalfa!!!

PS Argentine beef is the best, except for Kobe beef...(mmmmm....where's the beef!)


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They need adapters for those who fart SBD, loud and clean, loud and dirty, etc.

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Climate change or not, this fuel is clearly PC. Note that the prole is fueling up on Heinz baked beans. Heinz beans are socialist beans, made by non-person Kerry's wife. Kommissar Vodkov approves this mode of transportation.


 
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