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Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive on our pages. Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

Caption: What's Written On Her Sign?



Soylent Green is people! It's people! Aaaaargh!

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Chemically engineered for your pleasure.

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Lettuce go now, you and I.....




(can I enter again if I think of something better? Or worse?)

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no... is good... is very poetical... is funny, because doesn't seem like she would be very literate from her picture...


Ms. North Korea Says:

"'Lettuce' have nukes too!"

(PS: We have no more food now)


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"Me love you long time!"

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doh! so politcally incorrect!

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"Would you like Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Thousand Island, French, or Russian?"

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"Organically Grown
DDT Free
Vegan Approved
Eat Me"

Romaine! Do I make you chard? Lettuce kale Mt. Melons! You like the rear endive got?

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The "Gweat Weader" ordered me to dwess like Bwooke Shields in Bwue Wagoon. He wikes to wole pway, the "Gweat Weader" say " I make weapon of mass destwuction all owva u face"


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The joys of collective farming in the People's Republic:

The peasants run out of burlap, reduced to wearing lettuce. But who's complaining? Not we!

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What we will all be wearing when the Party bans oil products.

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What we will all be wearing if a Democrat becomes President. Hillary '08!




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I am food. Knead me.
I am food! Knead me?
I am food? Knead me?
I am me. Knead food?

"Don't leaf me all alone"

"Nobody eats parsley"

"Close the refigerator door! I'm dressing!"

"Cabage patch kids: 2007 model"

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Where kimchi comes from.
"Herrooo. My name Ms. Ree"

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"Take a bite. . .(so on and so forth, you can put just about anything afterward)" (Sorry for that one folks)

"This suit was grown using 100% organic methods"

"Find this suit in your local grocery store."

"Lettuce end the moorder!"

"I am a child of the corn!"


 
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