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Al Gore: Earth is Now Hotter Than The Sun!

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Al Gore Has Made a Brilliant Discovery - The Center Of The Earth Is Hotter Than The Sun

The Brilliant Progressive Scientist, Al Gore has just revealed a startling new fact - That there are some hot rocks in the center of the earth that are hotter than the surface of the sun. That's right, he has proclaimed that the center of the earth is several million degrees.


What would we do without Al Gore - Nobel Prize Winning Scientist!
If it were anyone else it would be unbelievable, because previously all of the world's scientists only measured center of the Earth temperatures of 4000 to 7000 degrees. Lucky for them, Al Gore has a very special thermometer that does not melt in this heat.

Al Gore also stated that the crust of the Earth is also very hot now. This must be due to global warming. He did not yet explain how Antarctica and the Arctic have withstood all of this heat of the earth's crust.

Al Gore also revealed that his scientists have developed drill bits that do not melt in million degree heat. See the interview for full details.

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This video may be restricted outside the USA, so you can see a piece of it here:



It is not restricted.
YouTube is blocking it as it mocks the Nobel Prize winner.
Youtube is owned by Google.
Google is owned by Obama.
Obama likes GoreBull Warming and Gore.
THERE WILL BE SILENCE!
NO MORE MOCKING!

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What is this? Has Louisiana seceded yet? I received this "This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions."

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Al Gore told me the earth's crust was made by Pillsbury and that he plans to use his secret themometer to take the temperature of numerous stars, starting with Barbra Streisand. Personally, I did not take him too seriously as I could smell the ethylene glycol on his breath. He explained that it was merely Gatorade I smelled, which he made out of real gators. This went on for several hours until I managed to shove him out the door and onto his private jet which whisked him off to another conference on global warming. His last words to me were "Remember, excessive farting will raise the temperate of the earth by .0001 degree Centigrade by 2100! Every little bit counts!" What a trouper.

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Comrade Pupovich, when we finally control the internet there will be no more copyright issues to deal with.

Ironically, the only thing holding us up is Al Gore's original copyright on having invented the internet.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:What is this? Has Louisiana seceded yet? I received this "This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions."

Yes.
It has come to our attention, that people were viewing this video and mocking the Great Al Gore, Nobel Prize winning inventor of the internet and creator of the Windmill.

The Google Overlords have decided this has gone on long enough and instructed the Youtube puppets to block this video so as not to cause the great scientist distress.

DO NOT LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN AT LIVELEAK;
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=529_1258575334
Those scoundrels will let people see this video which may cause some to mock the Great Al Gore.

Soon, they will get a knock at the door at 4:00 a.m.... the Obamunists will need to get involved.

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I found this new progressive Magazine on the virtual newstand. No need to be ashamed, we must all try and put on our best agitprop face and hide the decline any way we can. Even if we have to take a bullet for the environment. We do allow martyrs in our Global religion, just try and wipe your own blood, we musn't damage a great photoshoot with your red carbon congealed liquid stains.

JoNova might even be the editor, or at least the first seller of this hot new monthly.

With extra bonus commentary from WattsUpWithThat and an H/T is due

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Now i am off to find that ugly Dimitri, we need more global warming in the Vladivostock River.

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I thought the Goracle, when speaking to the Bushitler bashing Comrade on the TV program, was, actually, quite modest. He spoke of the possibility of generating energy from the heat of the earth's interior as a discovery that someone else made, while, we made progressives know that it was the Goracle himself who made this discovery, and no one else. Really, he was much too modest and must be given the credit he deserves for having made such an important discovery.

Now, we have Comrade Nanski, who will save the planet, along with Comrade Gore, who has discovered a new energy source. Oh, to be alive at such an auspicious time.

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Evil Smiley wrote:Al Gore Has Made a Brilliant Discovery - The Center Of The Earth Is Hotter Than The Sun

The Brilliant Progressive Scientist, Al Gore has just revealed a startling new fact - That there are some hot rocks in the center of the earth that are hotter than the surface of the sun. That's right, he has proclaimed that the center of the earth is several million degrees.




Global warming heating up the earths core to several million degrees ..... we are getting closer to the Apocalypse my friends. repent your sins and shed your worldly possesions (send me your money and your female companions) for only the meek shall inherit the earth.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

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The temperatures required to overcome the coulomb barrier for fusion to occur are so high as to require extraordinary means for their achievement. Such thermally initiated reactions are commonly called thermonuclear fusion. Approximate temperatures are

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In the sun, the proton-proton cycle of fusion is presumed to proceed at a much lower temperature because of the extremely high density and high population of particles.

Interior of the sun, proton cycle: 1.5 x 107 K

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So Comrade Infidel, are you implying that in the absence of nuclear fusion, it would not be possible for the earth's core to generate a temperature of several million degrees? Or, conversely, if the temperature of the earth's core truly was several million degrees, this would be evidence of nuclear fusion taking place in the earth's core and thus we are all not really alive because we are living on the surface of a star?

If so, this sounds like racism to me. And Holocaust denial, which is the equivalent of AGW denial, as proclaimed by numerous officially-sanctioned pundits. Now, if you will excuse me, I must go soak my feet for they are getting hot due to the extreme temperatures beneath my feet.

Help me, Al, they're telling me lies again....

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This science is settled comrades. The holy Goracle also had a hand in the invention of the special drill bit technology he so modestly alluded to as well, the bit that allows us to plumb these new, tremendously high temperature depths of 2km below the surface of mother Gia.

It seems our Commisar of Time ™ should dispatch an ACORN history korrection specialist to update this historical data though, taken from the Party's own doe.gov site. Data that mistakenly shows the routine, average depth of several well types exceeeding that 2km depth (6560') the holy one alluded to. This data is obviously false, due to lacking the proper drill bit technology we now have (praise the Goracle!) that can withstand the several million degree heat at these depths:

Average Depth of Crude Oil and Natural Gas Wells

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Opiate of the People wrote:So Comrade Infidel, are you implying that in the absence of nuclear fusion, it would not be possible for the earth's core to generate a temperature of several million degrees? Or, conversely, if the temperature of the earth's core truly was several million degrees, this would be evidence of nuclear fusion taking place in the earth's core and thus we are all not really alive because we are living on the surface of a star?

If so, this sounds like racism to me. And Holocaust denial, which is the equivalent of AGW denial, as proclaimed by numerous officially-sanctioned pundits. Now, if you will excuse me, I must go soak my feet for they are getting hot due to the extreme temperatures beneath my feet.

Help me, Al, they're telling me lies again....

Actually I think that phenonama is Anthropogenic in origin. Komrade Turboski seems to have solved part of the puzzle. Neocons, The New World Order, and the Bilderberg Group have conspired with the Evil KKKapitalist oil companies to use all the worlds depleted deep oil wells as reservoirs for liquid deuterium. Fission devices were lowered into all the wells to act as "detonators" to reach the coulomb barrier. Only a fission device could get that hot to cause the initial "spark". So we are either nanoseconds before achieving fusion (very rapid heating) or nanoseconds after achieving fusion (very rapid cooling).

The other possibility is that we are a really just a newly forming star, or one that has past the red giant stage and is collapsing . But not to worry this could take many many millions of years before achieving fusion for the birth of our earth star, if we are collapsing, then the mass of the earth is too small to form a black hole (forgive my racism). Plenty of time for me to build a space ship to escape and sell tickets to the Cultural Elites I think.

Either case, Anthropogenic or a Natural galactic event, we are about a factor of 10 not yet warm enough, or we are cooling just off our peak.

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Note: YouTube began blocking this video not long after it became popular, but you may still see parts of it on LiveLeak. The link to YouTube in the image was replaced by a link to the LiveLeak version which still appears to work.

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Komrade Turboski wrote:This science is settled comrades. The holy Goracle also had a hand in the invention of the special drill bit technology he so modestly alluded to as well, the bit that allows us to plumb these new, tremendously high temperature depths of 2km below the surface of mother Gia.

Hmmm, has any one bothered to ask Mother Gaia how she would feel about us poking around under her skin? Is this not how we got into this mess in the first place comrades? Trying to mess with powers and entities far beyond us?

Does the party have a Global Warning Directorate? If so, please forward this piece.
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Comrade! Let your hearts not be troubled anymore from Bush caused global warming. My much more equal than New Orleans Saints have created a force that is quickly causing hell itself to freeze over!


 
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