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Image Frequent computer crashes happen because people press the W key too much. That key had been removed from all White House keyboards on my orders! Every time you press a W key, Bush knows what you're thinking... Also don't listen to static in your phone - you never know who may be playing with your brain. Some folks did that and wound up voting for W.

- Al Gore, People's Inventor

Comrades Gore, David & Pachauri are Mensheviks

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Comrades,

Bourgeois individuals and institutions should be always used but never relied upon. Only the Party possesses the historical truth. Useful idiots and fellow travellers do not belong to the revolutionary vanguard. They are going to make mistakes grounded in their class. This is historically irrelevant but in the short term it's a pain in the neck for the Secretariat. Our duty is to apply proper dialectical thinking to everything we see or hear around us.

Comrades Al Gore, Laurie David & Rajendra Pachauri are Mensheviks who disgraced the Party. The bourgeois press and other capitalist running dogs are trashing our revolutionary ideas because of them.

https://www.starmagazine.com/al_gore_la ... news/16986

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We demand that they be purged from the Party immediately. They have outlived their usefulness.

In the Name of Komsomol Youth,
Malchish Kibalchish

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As much as I hate to denounce a new Prog here, I must denounce you with greatest denouements. (please view: https://thepeoplescube.com/post96495.html#96495 )

Loyal High Priest of Globalbaloney Warming, Algore, is highly esteemed among the Party Elite (and all who don't wish to be on an "extended vacation" in the Peoples Gulag). He has brought new meaning to the term, "Off shore drilling", has he not?! We can not remove such an illustrious Prog of such self pronounced importance, anymore than we could or would remove glorious Comrade BJ Cliton.

I encourage you, with great encouragement, to rethink your unapproved thinking.
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Yes, this can be confusing but Mr. Ed Al is such an old shoe around here we rib him from time-to-time (he is quite the jokester). But it is all in good fun and he knows we love him. At times we go to far but those incidents will be eventually purged by the Ministry of Truth ™. History will be corrected and set to the Party Approved right left or whatever.

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Hmmmm, with AGW exposed as a fraud and support for the radical Socialism cure to global warming on the decline, it might be true to say that comrade Gore has outlived his useful idiotness. I think this very idea has occurred to him as well. His recent purchase of a seaside villa and now his tomcat behavior shows that he no longer even cares about public opinion and it's effect on his legacy.

Here is a man who has given up the struggle. I fear that some future version of the current truth will write him out of the Collective memory.

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Dear comrade Malchish Kibalchish, Ras-Putin is behind the activities of Al Gored, Rajendra Pachauri, et al.

Ras-Putin has to sell his oil.


 
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