The People's Cube - Political Satire

**5/1/2005, 3:11 am**

Pre-approved posters and slogans to decorate your office cube and use for spontaneous demonstrations. To display our image on your web page, please save it to your server and don't forget to link it to us!

2009 Update: More posters for protest and visual agitation are here...

Also visit our page with free 2008 election posters and other hi-res images!

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**5/2/2005, 1:30 pm**

Cool...
(First!)

**5/13/2005, 2:27 pm**

*puke

**5/19/2005, 11:40 pm**

this is the last fight!
unite and be under
of the international!

**6/3/2005, 6:10 pm**

best website...EVER!!

**6/26/2005, 1:22 am**

...at long last sir... we have decency!

**8/9/2005, 2:48 pm**

great to see the selfish right wingers have a sense of humor

**8/15/2005, 4:58 pm**

Comrade Garbage,

There can be no humor in one's political rhetoric, and that is precisely why the right wing is so despicable in its employment of charm and wit to lull the people into a state of counterevolution. The supremecy of the state is not something to be cheapened by laughter, comrade.

Starting at Year Zero, there will be no laughter, no tears, no familial love, and no grief. Such emotion is counterproductive to the aims of socialism. Service to the glorious state is all that will matter, Comrade Garbage, and that will be enough to sustain the workers on our massive collective farms, factories, and gulags.

**8/28/2005, 6:18 am**

Yes!
And we will have comrade Chavez sleeping in the white house (like comrade Arafat used to) as soon as we can get Queen Hillary to her thone!

Such glorious times they will be!
No more worrying about what to do with our money or having to choose which stores to buy from!
No more arrogant rich people thinking they deserve to be so just because they worked for it!
No more evil Christians telling us we cant kill our own kids - and only properly atheist "Jews" among us - you know, the ones that understand our Syrian and Egyptian comrades are only fighting the horror of all horrors: Zionism! *shudder*

Comrade Moore, as information minister, will ensure that our media is pure and untainted by the bourgeoise.
Comrade Sharpton, as Ethnic Justice Minister, will ensure that the wicked false, non-marxist blacks (conservatives) are swiftly punished - as well as any whites that refuse to accept their guilt!
And of course, Comrade Boxer, as Culture Minister, will ensure that oppressed child-lovers are free to pursue their objects of affection, and that the world is safe for sodomy.

We must fight on!
Votes are not needed to know what is right!
Just as soon as we do away with that absurd 2nd amendment (The gall of these people to think they have a right to be armed! They ought to be shot!), we can end the injustice of majority rule and put the future of the country in the hands of a few good socialists.
We dont need all those choices at the polls.
The proletariat just gets confused having more than 1 party anyway.

Puff...the Magic Dragon..
Lived by the sea..

**9/3/2005, 10:19 pm**

It's nice to see big government bureaucracy is alive and well. I want the same people who runs crappy 2nd rate public schools, the post office, child support, and financial aid in charge of my retirement and healthcare. That's the only way things can really work out. We need more government, keep it large and bloated, that's the only way to keep loopholes big enough for the fed to get around things. We also need non specific constitution so people like Komrade Ginsburg can continue to protect us from ourselves and make sure the rest of us komrades don't have enough power, and that most power is given to the federal government, because we can't be trusted to take care of ourselves, we need the nice fed to take care of us and tell us what's good for us.

**9/10/2005, 5:20 pm**

Ah...the posters look so wonderful! I'm shall now play the Hymn of the Soviet Union and the Internationale. Stand with me while you face the posters!

Vladimir Ivanov

**11/17/2005, 1:51 am**

Flush the Queen!

LOL

Durbin Dip...

**11/17/2005, 2:40 am**

dissident agitator #96 wrote:Flush the Queen!

LOL

Durbin Dip...

This Gulag is for you....

**11/17/2005, 7:24 pm**

haha this is so hilarious guys... it's really quite funny how a majority of the left wingers think this and communistsforkerry.com are actually serious... hehe those left wingers, they so cray-zeh!

**11/22/2005, 1:59 am**

Comrade Liberty,

We are not "crazy", crazy is tax-cuts and doing away with free government handouts, thats crazy. Crazy is doing away with large social programs which we benefit off of. Crazy is wanting a smaller government without all the red-tape, now that is crazy. Imagine how many useless government employees would be out of work and on the streets and not there to misplace papers and tie up government functions to serve the common man.

Now Comrade Liberty, who is crazy? Us or them? Those who wish to make us work for a living, or our mighty leader Comrade Hillary who will ensure that we have suffered enough and the government will provide us electronic debit food stamps so the next time I go into Wal-Mart I will not be embarassed that I take advantage of capitalist tax payer dollars THAT I DESERVE because I have suffered far enough getting up in the morning and doing a little bit of work. This is not hilarious Comrade Liberty, this is a war between the productive and the unproductive, and we as the unproductive DEMAND that we are given government handouts in order to buy the things that capitalist workaholics get to enjoy.

I demand the Party investigate your mental status and ships you to Academia for proper progressive re-education and indoctrination. FOR THE GLORY OF THE PROGRESSIVE REVOLUTION AND JIMMY CARTER! LIBERATOR OF THE PEANUT FARMERS OF THE WORLD!!!

Good-day to you Comrade Liberty,
Chairman Meow.

**12/26/2005, 9:54 am**

Thanks for the laughs. Unfortunately, too much of it is true.

What do you mean unfortunately?! I'm going to making the current Re-education Commissar disappear. Too much disappointment.

So what?! The state can do everything for you...all you need to do is sit your rotund self on a chair and watch Public BS all day.

Enjoy.
Vladimir Ivanov

**3/12/2006, 6:15 pm**

Just discovered this site. Great content!

**4/20/2006, 6:27 pm**

UPDATES!!!

see above ^

**5/3/2006, 2:04 am**

It's funny how fascists think this is funny.

**5/3/2006, 12:46 pm**

Comrade-Q wrote:It's funny how fascists think this is funny.

Whaa? Me confuzed

**5/3/2006, 3:55 pm**

Comrade-Q wrote:It's funny how fascists think this is funny.

It's funny how those who've no intellectual arguments to support their emotional ejaculations so soon resort to the lowest form of debate: name calling.

**5/20/2006, 8:14 pm**

With these gas prices, I got smart. I'm driving the new Patrick Kennedy Hybrid car... It runs on sleeping pills and when you get on the highway, it runs on alcohol.

**5/21/2006, 5:51 am**

Finally some right wing activism in the USA.
Maybe USA still has future anyway (unlike most europe)

**8/27/2006, 3:05 pm**

Whaa? Me confuzed

If hew see My Pik-sure Vith cube at top ov page I am knot con-fuzed!!!I Do Knot se Hu-mor Agan-st Mo-ther Russia...Iz John Kerri veri Fameous Var Here-Oh ??

**9/25/2006, 4:51 am**

is interesting to see that the disciples of Goebbels are now using the sense of humor. and is even more interesting to see that they change the "gott mit uns" for

ONE NATION UNDER GOD AND the WORLD UNDER US.

just kidding gentlemen , i believe blindly everything the media of this free country says, i am super conservative , yes and my group has a lot of interesting ideas. let's try to reinstall the status quo of our grandfathers , remember gentlemen slaverhood is a divine institution, womens are no mentally fitted to vote . conservatives is not too late to revert those lost battles.

**9/25/2006, 12:02 pm**

untenmensch wrote:is interesting to see that the disciples of Goebbels are now using the sense of humor.

Excellent point, comrade Untermensch (if that is your real self-image). Comparing right-wingers to Hitler, Goebbels, and other Partei Genossen hasn't been frequent enough lately, we need this repeated MORE often! Please refer to the Party Manual and the People's Glossary:

Short definition:

Hitler = a conservative winning an argument with a liberal.

Long definition:

Hitler = important ideological weapon helping us win just about any argument with right-wingers. As such he must be viewed as pure evil at all times. This, of course, creates a philosophical paradox: it is common knowledge that morality is relative and there is no such thing as absolute good and evil. The answer is that Hitler is a necessary exception. If he didn't exist he'd have to be invented. What makes him so evil? It doesn't matter. He's evil, period. You needn't know unless you are an advanced student of the progressive theory. If you are, then you must know that Hitler was also building socialism, only it was for Arians only (National Socialism), in which minorities would slave for the White man. We the progressives want quite the opposite. Hitler's idea of uncompensated labor for The Greater Good™ (labor camps) was very different from our idea of uncompensated labor for The Greater Good™ (labor camps). That's where it gets tricky and any further discussions should only be allowed to Party-approved professors of progressive science.

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... =42#Hitler

**9/25/2006, 1:44 pm**

**9/28/2006, 10:14 pm**

Where's the picture of Zarqawi titled "El Comandante Abu," posed as comrade Che? The picture instilled determination for continuing jihad in the days following the announcement of his heroic death by the imperialists. I am sure that millions of rich, spoiled college students without a clue who he is are waiting for a full size picture to post in their dorms.

**10/2/2006, 6:12 pm**

I don't think I've laughed so hard, the trouble is which one for my website, they're all so good.

**10/4/2006, 2:11 am**

Brilliant. Those evil capitalists will never survive the relentless re-education campaign of the People's Cube.

Extra vodka rations for all!

**10/4/2006, 5:59 am**

Comrade GowronX wrote:Brilliant. Those evil capitalists will never survive the relentless re-education campaign of the People's Cube.

Extra vodka rations for all!

Why give extra vodka comrade? Instead we can simply reduce the food ration and achieve the same result with the subsequent drinking on an empty stomach?

Your lack of efficiency equates to capitalist sabotage in my book...

**10/4/2006, 11:24 am**

Why give extra vodka comrade? Instead we can simply reduce the food ration and achieve the same result with the subsequent drinking on an empty stomach?

Your lack of efficiency equates to capitalist sabotage in my book...

I am humbled by your equality Comrade Commissar. How could I have ever been so foolish as to be blinded by capitalist consumerist propaganda? This concept of 'incentive' and 'reward' is a ridiculous borgeois archaism. Rather, having the opportunity to live in a Marxist-Leninist socialist utopia should be the compensation for working for The Common Good ™.

I guess it's the gulag for me...

**10/4/2006, 6:17 pm**

I guess it's the gulag for me...

Stay where you are...the Black Mariahs are coming...don't make it worse by trying to flee!

**10/5/2006, 6:50 pm**

Private Pravda wrote:
I guess it's the gulag for me...

Stay where you are...the Black Mariahs are coming...don't make it worse by trying to flee!

I'd request they go easy on you, Comrade GowronX - so moved am I by your stirring words - but then I'd be in the cell next door.

Just try to think of it as a holiday and free open university course rolled into one!

**10/20/2006, 4:16 pm**

By the way, what the "al-qaa'idah" mug says is: (قاتلناكم, <i>qaatilnaakum,</i> "we will kill you"). Just FYI.

**10/20/2006, 6:12 pm**

Thanks, Muslihoon. The picture with the al-Qaeda mug illustrates this story:

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=351

**10/26/2006, 3:29 am**

Branish wrote:Where's the picture of Zarqawi titled "El Comandante Abu," posed as comrade Che? The picture instilled determination for continuing jihad in the days following the announcement of his heroic death by the imperialists. I am sure that millions of rich, spoiled college students without a clue who he is are waiting for a full size picture to post in their dorms.

From
https://museumoffauxtography.blogspot.com :

**11/6/2006, 10:55 pm**

from
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**11/6/2006, 10:59 pm**

I still can't find him.

**11/19/2006, 10:42 pm**

garbage wrote:great to see the selfish right wingers have a sense of humor

OMG!!! Right wingers are selfish!!!! Someone call the thought police so they can cleanse the world of these heretics!!!!

**12/20/2006, 5:03 pm**

garbage wrote:great to see the selfish right wingers have a sense of humor

Garbage will be picked up soon.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9

**3/11/2008, 10:11 pm**

I Like these I deas Comrades we should spread tham to the People

**5/23/2008, 1:19 pm**

Comrades, please to explain. No, it is better that I not ask questions.
Ha Ha, good joke. I think.

**6/7/2008, 2:03 pm**

Leader of the People. Please vote for this comrade.

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**9/16/2008, 12:30 am**

A comrade from the glorious state of Alabama had one of our pictures turned into a vinyl sign for his truck and sent us this photo. Everybody is encouraged to do the same. The actual images may vary.

(He who guesses the make and model of this vehicle will get an extra piece of dry bread and a raw egg for breakfast).

**9/16/2008, 12:55 am**

Ford Expedition.

**9/16/2008, 1:17 am**

Chevy Suburban.

**9/17/2008, 10:51 pm**

Zinnnnnng!

**11/4/2008, 10:25 am**

Chevy Astro Van? I am pretty sure its a van.

**11/7/2008, 4:39 pm**

I noticed a poster of Support for Ethiopia. Comrades, I would support Ethiopia's war on Islam if it was as successful as its war on Christians. I mean, DUDE! They pack their Christians in metal shipping containers and leave them to distill in the fiery blast of their desolate wastelands. How kewl is that? The Ethiopians are not boxing up an equal number of the mujahedin. Not fair.

**11/7/2008, 8:10 pm**

Tonya Greipenweiner -

Can you give us a link? Ethiopia was one of the first Christian countries. It's true that it had a pro-Soviet socialist dictatorship, but I never heard of their persecution of Christians before. Packing people in metal shipping containers and leaving them under the sun used to be the trademark of the Taliban in Afghanistan.

**11/8/2008, 12:53 pm**

Comrade Red Square Pants: Here is the link, but as luck would have it, it turns out that our glorious Marxist Paradise with Beaches, otherwise known as Eritrea has found new and innovative ways for storing those pesky Christians in metal shipping containers. The Ethiopes have their hands full at this time with the Muslim Scourge, so officially, the government there is somewhat hands off, and have delegated the persecution of the Opiate Mass Distributors to the Ethiopian Orthodox Church. The Jehovas are Witnessing too much, me thinks.

http://tinyurl.com/6k7drq

**11/8/2008, 12:57 pm**

And here is all the news from Ethiopia that is fit to be ignored by the Walter Duranty Times:

http://tinyurl.com/6bzesm

**11/30/2008, 11:56 am**

Comrades!

I was searching for an avatar on the internets and happened upon this glorious example of printed truth!

I was thinking it is crying to have a depiction of Comrade Pelosi, Comrade Reid, and the glorious Obamessiah in all his glowiness! But nevermind me comrades, have fun with it!

**12/6/2008, 10:52 pm**

Nom Nom Nom... Wait... WuuHHH? i was eating my elitist cake.

**2/20/2009, 2:09 pm**

Edit: I got an email from the webmasters asking me to move my poster over to a different forum, as a way to save bandwidth. Being a respectful and obedient comrade concerned only for the common welfare, I have of course complied. Here's the link to my posters now: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewt ... 6882#56882.

**2/27/2009, 10:08 am**

Here's a glorious sticker from those infamous Capitalist Artists of Wacky packages:

I'd call myself some funny Red name, but where I live, Portugal, I was a kid on a family said to be on a death list, on a historically recent (1975) attempt to get it Sovietized...

Oddly enough, Henry Kissinger wanted us to go red, so as to serve as a warning to all the other half-harted NATO Europeans... Ain't life grand?

In the end, those Reactionary Officers still not brainwashed, pardon, indoctrinated, and good ol' NATO got us offa that jam.

I wonder who will get you guys off of it, now?

**2/27/2009, 1:24 pm**

Comrades,

I submit to you this gloriously patriotic poster. I believe it summarizes The Party platform perfectly.

Witness the greedy, loud, racist, and bloodthirsty Kapitalist machine as it rampages.

Will some wise comrade please tell me again why the National Socialists were our enemies? They made wonderful pictures.

Thank Lenin we have The One now! He will right these wrongs!

**2/27/2009, 2:22 pm**

Is there any change between that and the Official €uropean Media of today?
Makes me itching to put here a certain 3D image of mine, it depicts a blue potty with 12 yellow stars, filled with... Let's call it Political Correctness...

A bit gross, but then again, I LIVE HERE! Surrounded by America-dissing, Terrorist tolerant, Islamo-Fascist fearing sheep... Yuck!

And that's where your Glorious Leader, the Hero Of Change, will get you Comrades into, just wait a while!

Americans will learn the civilized, submissive ways of the glorious Fortress Europa's State Vassals, and America will go all wussy and French, now isn't that a Grand Design of him? Hail and praise The One!

**2/27/2009, 6:56 pm**

edgarinventor wrote:Is there any change between that and the Official €uropean Media of today?
Makes me itching to put here a certain 3D image of mine, it depicts a blue potty with 12 yellow stars, filled with... Let's call it Political Correctness...

A bit gross, but then again, I LIVE HERE! Surrounded by America-dissing, Terrorist tolerant, Islamo-Fascist fearing sheep... Yuck!

And that's where your Glorious Leader, the Hero Of Change, will get you Comrades into, just wait a while!

Americans will learn the civilized, submissive ways of the glorious Fortress Europa's State Vassals, and America will go all wussy and French, now isn't that a Grand Design of him? Hail and praise The One!

Comrade, your modified smiley at the end helps, but I'd encourage you to utilize The Cone of Silence just to make sure you're protected from being labled a Thought Criminal. As a temporary resident of The People's State of Deutschland, I have fallen in love with the rampant Progressivism, government control, and Sheeplike tendencies of the populace! All US Statesmen should live here a while to get the proper inspiration for their policies.

Yours in CHope,

Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov

**2/27/2009, 8:24 pm**

Commisssar Obamissar V wrote:
edgarinventor wrote:Is there any change between that and the Official €uropean Media of today?
Makes me itching to put here a certain 3D image of mine, it depicts a blue potty with 12 yellow stars, filled with... Let's call it Political Correctness...

A bit gross, but then again, I LIVE HERE! Surrounded by America-dissing, Terrorist tolerant, Islamo-Fascist fearing sheep... Yuck!

And that's where your Glorious Leader, the Hero Of Change, will get you Comrades into, just wait a while!

Americans will learn the civilized, submissive ways of the glorious Fortress Europa's State Vassals, and America will go all wussy and French, now isn't that a Grand Design of him? Hail and praise The One!

Comrade, your modified smiley at the end helps, but I'd encourage you to utilize The Cone of Silence just to make sure you're protected from being labled a Thought Criminal. As a temporary resident of The People's State of Deutschland, I have fallen in love with the rampant Progressivism, government control, and Sheeplike tendencies of the populace! All US Statesmen should live here a while to get the proper inspiration for their policies.

Yours in CHope,

Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov

Gahhh! Wheeeeze!

Can't stop laughing!
You Comrades are great!

Wait!
"great" is anti-egalitarian!

You Comrades are equal!

**2/27/2009, 9:35 pm**

edgarinventor wrote:Gahhh! Wheeeeze!

Can't stop laughing!
You Comrades are great!

Wait!
"great" is anti-egalitarian!

You Comrades are equal!

Comrade edgarinventor-

We are indeed equal. Just don't forget that some are more equal than others. Just look what has happened to some such comrades in the "Denounce a comrade month" thread.

Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov

**2/28/2009, 8:09 am**

Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich, being always interested in denouncing those decadent Capitalist gizmos, I wonder where in this glorious Cube can be bureaucratically filled away news about these articles, found on that monument to Liberals, stupid.com:

An Obama "Yes, We CAN"opener:

For Eco-Nazi Vegan Tree huggers, this incredible article:

A Fetus cookie cutter, for devout Liberal Feminists:

And finally, for glorious Nazi-Bolshevik Frau Hitlery und her BlowBill Dummy, an action figure, the Hillary Nut Cracker:

For the Common Good,
as set by Comrade Soros, and other Illuminati Proletariat Heros of the Letf,
edgarinventor

**2/28/2009, 3:54 pm**

edgarinventor -

Welcome to the Cube! You are hereby directed to post items like the above on the People's Blog. See the menu.

**2/28/2009, 4:13 pm**

Thank you, Comrades!

I will comply with the all-knowing Cube directives!

For the Common Good,
as set by Comrade Soros, and other Illuminati Proletariat Heros of the Letf,
edgarinventor

**2/28/2009, 4:53 pm**

Comrade Edgar,

An equal contribution indeed. As Red said, The People's Blog is indeed the place. Proles can create new topics within The People's Blog when their contributions do not fit in the existing categories. You can access it through the tab on the top, or through Groupthink. The advantage of Groupthink is that you can see, through the use of Red Cubes and other icons, the posts you have not read since your last visit.

You are encouraged (and by encouraged I mean directed) to spend the next 36 hours (at least) in a wakeful frenzy of Cube archive reading. You'll learn to love Big Brother, as well as The Obamessiah.

-COV

**2/28/2009, 5:49 pm**

Yes, Comrade Commissar, but mark my words, I won't be a prole for long:

I can see a bright future for me, in the shape of the official methods for Proletariat Promotion, I.E. by ratting some trusting Comrade out, or the usual .45 shot in the forehead of some well-chosen Party Member fallen in disgrace.

Comrade Soros comes to mind, but his time has not come YET, and I don't like to stand in line behind all the others, for other things than the daily bread line.

For the Common Good,
as set by Comrade Soros, and other Illuminati Proletariat Heroes (for now) of the Left,
edgarinventor

**2/28/2009, 6:33 pm**

Pride commeth before a fall into a self-dug shallow grave at an ACORN Necro-Proxy Recruitment Station. Focus on beets. Perfect your shovel-handling before planning your ascension. Have you been practicing your daily devotional?

-COV

**3/1/2009, 5:18 am**

Been there now - An inspiring place, to be sure!

Reminds me of my experience with the Glorious Zeropean Social Democrat Schooling System!

Bear in mind, Comrade, that I'm more equal in experience than the average Prole -

Having ~~suffered~~ benefited from decades of Civilized Social Democracy, here in Zerope, not only do I know first-hand

about the Social Darwinism of our Beloved Social Medical Marvel,

all the endless loops and jumps you have to perform to be allowed to start a small business,

and all the mind-numbing drivel the Glorious Media Bastards shove down the throat of the brainwashed Servants of The State!

I've been trough all you Comrades will ~~suffer~~ be privileged to experience with Obamadamama, and that's what makes me an Embassador From The Future, a great, newly made, self-apointed title, that will guide you trough all the steps leading down to a complete de-evoluted citizen.

Want some Reactionary Soviet jokes?

I lived, and live them!

**3/1/2009, 7:50 am**

Curios back from the future:
(Our past, your Future)

An anti-NATO poster, keep this one for when NATO expedition forces will try to stamp out the remnants of your ~~Second Civil War~~ Glorious Revolution gone bad!

A two-in -one, Leader's Cult and gun re-distribution, Civil Nacional Guard, as your own Obama calls it

WORKERS of the NEW Banking System, New New Deal, in your Glorious neo-commie jargon, they open the Bank to the People!

**3/1/2009, 8:10 am**

**3/5/2009, 3:32 am**

Comrade edgarinventor,

Is there any particular reason you're posting 3 x dots?

**3/5/2009, 2:45 pm**

Commissar Obamissar V wrote:Comrade niHil,

I implore you to post your glorious image in the Visual Agitation/Party Approved Posters section as well. Great work.

As the Commissar commands.

**3/5/2009, 3:27 pm**

Commissar Obamissar V wrote:Comrade edgarinventor,

Is there any particular reason you're posting 3 x dots?

No need to post something, if you guys ignore it.

**3/6/2009, 3:58 am**

Oh Comrade Edgar... Nobody is ignoring you. Even though it's below a Big Mighty "real" Commissar like myself to explain Party actions to a prole, I will. It's important to encourage new work and digging. You see Comrade, there is a huge wealth of information posted on the Cube every day, and commenting intelligently/staying current on the news behind the posts takes a lot of time. Not every post receives a response and the threads fall into disuse until they are of need to The Party again. Nobody means any offense by it.

However, as a present occupant of Europe, I would enjoy your jokes... Just try not to take anything personally.

**3/6/2009, 7:22 am**

So as to prove my feelings aren't hurt, here's a treat, for adequate Liberal and Politically Correct Fear and Hate Frenzy:

This alone will set our Comrade GreeNazi Vegans into a campaign to

Save The Endangered Clay Plates Species From Genocidal Right Wing Redneck Neanderthals!!!

**3/6/2009, 7:36 am**

I see your gat and I'll raise you this one:

Sure beats lugging around the M-249!!

**3/6/2009, 9:40 am**

...But Comrade Obama will end all wars, make everybody happy, and walk on ~~Vodka~~ water, all at the same time!

There's no need for those TERRIBLE GUNS!

Boo Hoo! Sob!

**3/6/2009, 1:10 pm**

...And here's one more, of the homegrown Genre:

Just click on the link below, and youll get to a .Pdf walktrough of a Luty 9mm Machine Pistol.

Mousewheel trip of a 3D model

The People's Cube - Political Satire

Party-Approved Posters