The People's Cube - Political Satire

**2/17/2006, 8:41 pm**

We need to be asking the tough questions!

Is Cheney the Lone Gunman?

Did he act alone?

Why was he shooting quail on a grassy knoll?

Did he go to a Dallas theater after the shooting?

Why was he in Texas?

Has he been to Russia?

Is a 28 guage shotgun the same as a Mannlicher-Carbano?

Does Carl Rove own a nightclub?

What about the "Magic Pellet"?

I hear by appoint the Committee of the Whole Cube as Special Prosecutor!

Comrade Otis shall head the team.
Dr. Fuku is the forensic pathologist
Prof. Palimpsest is the expert witness
Kurgman is going to figure out how to screw the taxpayers and make them foot the bill for this little witch hunt....er I mean investigation.
Laika of course shall sniff around and dig up some old dirt and find all the skeletons.
And Kommisar Betty shall be the executioner

Red Square shall preside.

Let's start sending out subpeonas!

Chop! Chop!

Hillary

**2/20/2006, 4:18 pm**

Does Queen Hillary want to specify the class of guillotine for the execution?

**2/22/2006, 8:56 am**

Dear Sweet Comrade Betty,

It's so nice to see somebody remembers me! It's all "Cindy this or Cindy that" or "Dean is doing this or Dean is doing that". It's comforting to know there is at least one TRUE RED SOCIALIST left who answers the call for the Common Good TM. Therefore I am granting you 10 extra rations of vodka and your choice of guillotine.......but may I make a suggestion? Dull the blade, I want it to be as messy and painful as possible.

Hillary

**2/22/2006, 9:00 pm**

Very well, since you asked for a dull blade I shall prepare the 1793 "Liberator" class guillotine with vintage blade that has already claimed the lives of several hundred royalist lives, which guarantees it's duller than the capitalist pig Bush!

The People's Cube - Political Satire

A Full Senate and Cube Inquiry!