The People's Cube - Political Satire

**6/16/2005, 10:57 am**

Shovels to Shovels, Guns to Guns... in the end, you are a dead man for crossing the party comrade!

**6/16/2005, 8:28 pm**

Shoot, shovel and shut up? I think these jihadis are protesting the EPA and the Endangered Species Act.

**6/17/2005, 12:43 am**

Gun: Used for destroying capitalist pigs.
Shovel: Used for destroying capitalist pigs and building for a bright communist future.

**6/20/2005, 7:53 am**

THE PEOPLE'S ARMY OF IRAN:
Pick up a gun or pick up a shovel. Your choice, comrade.

**6/23/2005, 12:06 am**

When I pop a clip in my trusty AK,
You can be damn sure that someone's diggin' your grave.
'Cause Jihad E is rollin' on the Arab Street,
With my dynamite vest, I'm armed to the teeth.

To all you infidels: you know I don't play that shit,
And those 72 virgins are fuckin' legit!

Can you dig it?

**6/23/2005, 12:16 am**

"Do not forget to be clean: Bury your victims!"

**6/23/2005, 3:51 pm**

Jihad E wrote:When I pop a clip in my trusty AK,
You can be damn sure that someone's diggin' your grave.
'Cause Jihad E is rollin' on the Arab Street,
With my dynamite vest, I'm armed to the teeth.

To all you infidels: you know I don't play that shit,
And those 72 virgins are fuckin' legit!

Can you dig it?

I can dig it! You know how to drop the science, Jihad E. Have you put out a CD yet? And what does the "E" stand for?

**6/23/2005, 4:14 pm**

Thanks for the props, Hip-hop fan! Sorry, but I don't have a CD out yet; I'm one of Dr. P's graduate students.

The "E" stands for a myriad of things, such as:

"Explosive", "Extremist", "Endowed", "Environmentally-friendly", "Enchanting", "Empathic", "Emotive", etc.

**7/17/2005, 7:54 pm**

Red Square wrote:

This is my shovel and this is my gun. This is for killing and this is for work, which I don't do because I'd rather be killing.

**1/17/2006, 11:36 pm**

"Jihad. I dig it!?"

The People's Cube - Political Satire

Caption: Guns & Shovels