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3/2/2007, 8:17 pm
Red Square
For the story behind the picture
click here:
3/2/2007, 10:23 pm
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Let E-Coli Grow on You!
3/5/2007, 5:38 pm
Upper Crust
Soylent Green is people! It's people! Aaaaargh!
3/6/2007, 2:05 am
Premier Betty
Chemically engineered for your pleasure.
3/7/2007, 9:59 pm
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна
Lettuce go now, you and I.....
(can I enter again if I think of something better? Or worse?)
3/8/2007, 12:05 am
Sister Massively Opiated
no... is good... is very poetical... is funny, because doesn't seem like she would be very literate from her picture...
3/8/2007, 9:37 am
O'Brien
New biodegradable people wrap!
3/10/2007, 5:28 am
ryratt
Ms. North Korea Says:
"'Lettuce' have nukes too!"
(PS: We have no more food now)
3/10/2007, 12:37 pm
Sister Massively Opiated
So... is like garnish then?
3/18/2007, 6:15 pm
S.A.F. Marshal Pravda
"Me love you long time!"
???
doh! so politcally incorrect!
3/18/2007, 6:17 pm
S.A.F. Marshal Pravda
"Would you like Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Thousand Island, French, or Russian?"
4/24/2007, 3:41 pm
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
"Organically Grown
DDT Free
Vegan Approved
Eat Me"
6/24/2007, 7:20 pm
Comrade Squealer
Romaine! Do I make you chard? Lettuce kale Mt. Melons! You like the rear endive got?
7/31/2007, 2:03 pm
Sea-Bass
The "Gweat Weader" ordered me to dwess like Bwooke Shields in Bwue Wagoon. He wikes to wole pway, the "Gweat Weader" say " I make weapon of mass destwuction all owva u face"
8/10/2007, 10:47 pm
Dr. W. S. Palimpsest
Farmers' Market or Bust!
8/10/2007, 11:30 pm
Red Square
The joys of collective farming in the People's Republic:
The peasants run out of burlap, reduced to wearing lettuce. But who's complaining? Not we!
or
What we will all be wearing when the Party bans oil products.
or
What we will all be wearing if a Democrat becomes President. Hillary '08!
12/9/2007, 4:04 pm
Navigator
I need a fork!
12/9/2007, 7:11 pm
Commissar L.R. Star
fork me
12/9/2007, 8:35 pm
Ivan Betinov
I worked for food.
12/9/2007, 9:07 pm
Navigator
I am food. Knead me.
I am food! Knead me?
I am food? Knead me?
I am me. Knead food?
12/12/2007, 5:20 pm
Rufus T Firefly
"Don't leaf me all alone"
"Nobody eats parsley"
"Close the refigerator door! I'm dressing!"
"Cabage patch kids: 2007 model"
7/12/2009, 11:21 pm
The Red Terror
Where kimchi comes from.
"Herrooo. My name Ms. Ree"
7/22/2009, 11:57 pm
Commissar_Elliott
"Take a bite. . .(so on and so forth, you can put just about anything afterward)" (Sorry for that one folks)
"This suit was grown using 100% organic methods"
"Find this suit in your local grocery store."
"Lettuce end the moorder!"
"I am a child of the corn!"