Blue Bell wrote:I refuse to grovel in the dirt for forgiveness or apologize to the Collective for having OWNED my precious T-Bird !! I worked and paid for that Bird with my own hard earned savings.
Once again you are spouting reactionary filth in the face of people who wish to cure you. Those savings could have done better things like pay for a crack or meth addiction, a new pair of pricey Prada stilletto heels or... and this one is important... set up a Hip Hop recording studio in the inner-city to allow a progressive child the means to create progressive profanity laden music for collective enjoyment. But no, you had to buy something for yourself to appease your selfish appetite. How many Little People had to suffer for you to drive down the road, sunglasses and all, hair blowing in the wind and a huge grin on your face? How many? Five? Ten? A Trillion!?!? Yes, trillions of people have suffered and we have the data to prove it.
Now don't get me wrong here... I know nothing of economics, partly because I'm a Washington insider who dwells (and parties) within the Beltway. With that said, this economy is the worst in history because those Little People, those who were forced to suffer for your Nazimobile binge, can't afford such things. I hope your happy, Blue Bell. I hope your happy with all the destruction you have caused with your Third Reich Bird.
Blue Bell wrote:Premier Betty has testicles??
No he doesn't, nor do I or any other progressive man. We lost our balls many years ago when we inked our names in blood on the Party registration form. But since we are Party members we don't need balls or those things called a "soul" that the rethugs preach about all time. No, all we need is our bleeding heart which aides us in bleeding your wallet. We need your money, Blue Bell, so that we can take care of those who will elect us in future elections.
Poor people + other people's money + keeping education standards low = re-election
It's an easy formula... we keep people poor, remove any incentive of working harder and making a better living, promote class envy, allow only a select few to advance while being resentful to those with "success" and, ultimately, we get re-elected. It's not enough to convince people to vote for us (reasonable minded people won't) so we have to "create" the "conditions" for which people will listen to us. So, we keep them stupid and poor and trapped in a ghetto or trailer park while telling them "hope is on the way". We need to tax people more in order to keep prices low and employment high. How does this work, you ask? I have no idea.... but someone somewhere is stupid enough to buy it. If you opened a shop up and charged 5.99 for all your products and I take 4.99 in taxes, you will lower your prices in order to stay in business, right? Yes you would! But why I really don't know... it just works. Taxing you into prosperity works. It works because you will not dare take the risk to open another business after losing everything... especially if your business doesn't improve your upward mobility or put food on the table. So in the end your choice is to become unionized, paying your dues and not being able to afford anything that might help you pull yourself out of your economic situation (other than voting for the Party... which in the end won't help either but you will feel good that we are telling you that we are here to help, which is a lie, mind you - a noble lie). I hope this makes perfect sense to you now. If you need a good example of our policies working to maximum effiecency all you have to do is drive through WV. Yes, good paved roads and villages upon village of trailers and low-end hovels... with, of course, a nice mansion on top of every hill (party boss or union leader... my Uncle was one them and a Democrat to the end (((no joking!!!))) ).
We also need to make our military stronger... and the only way to do that is to cut funding.
We need balance budgets... and the only way to do that is to dip into social-security to pay for our programs.
We need more programs... and the only way to do that is to raise taxes.
We need a better image around the world... and the only way to do that is to elect us Democrats. Although most of our allies are turning to conservatives for leadership which is rather odd. But do not be discouraged, socialism still works regardless! Who needs Canada, France and Germany when we got Hugo down south! Oh, who needs Austraila as well? I'm sure there are others that I'm forgetting but who cares! All we need is Hugo, Fidel, Kim Jong Il and Ahmadinejad to like us! They are what counts the most!
Blue Bell wrote:Three kids later put a halt to such self-indulgencies, and I was reduced to economy cars.
OH MAH DARWIN! You see, everyone! You see! If Comrade Blue Bell had Choice in her day she wouldn't be burdened with all these... these.... things! Ugh, reduced to economy cars because of The Children! Disgusting and downright shameful! DAMN THAT GEORGE BUSH! I feel your pain, Blue Bell, because the children my ex-wife (my sixth one) was going to have (going to have are the key words here) were Choiced out of existence... so I got to keep my '76 corvette, my money and hookers every weekend ( I divorced her afterwards... and if she had the parasites I still would have divorced her and would've skipped out on child support, let someone else foot that bill). They were Choiced out so that I (and her) could continue our comfortable lifestyle free of responsibilty for our actions. Mmmm... I feel bad jumping all over you now, you must have payed a fortune trying to provide them with all the things you didn't have growing up... which is wrong, completely wrong! We shouldn't have to provide for our children or want "better things" for them. No, they should unionized by the time they're nine and voting Democrat. Also, they should be happy to have less than you because you could've easily had them Choiced out like I did with my potential children. Our goal should be providing for complete strangers with drug addictions, class envy and wants - not our own children! That nice crack addict down the road from me, who has been into rehab several times, needs a new BMW... and only you, Blue Bell, can give it to him! Your hard work should go to him and not your children, yourself, or some church/charity/crap group that will actually try to give him help AND guidance. No no no no... that money belongs to the government and a public servant in D.C who will be happy to assist him. That's progress, Blue Bell. That is the Amerikan way! Coercion is better than charity because we can suck more out of you with brute force and threats. We will MAKE YOU GENEROUS, comrade! We have a whole agency to do it too... it's called the IRS.
I hope this all makes perfect sense to you!
--Meow
