The People's Cube - Political Satire

**3/25/2008, 3:33 pm**

UPDATE:
This picture was emailed too us by a trusted comrade. Already after we posted it here we received an email with the original link to IMAO and a note that this is a clever photoshop. The original is here.

It is not often that we fall victims to the Right-Wing Conspiracy! But rest assured that the guilty shall be punished!

**3/25/2008, 4:20 pm**

Couldn't help it...

<img src="/images/Obama_3AM_Phone.jpg" width="435" height="383">

**3/25/2008, 4:21 pm**

It's three o'clock. Who do you want answering the phone?

**3/25/2008, 4:24 pm**

"Mr. Telephone? Obama hungry. Obama hungry."

**3/25/2008, 4:25 pm**

Damn it! We posted almost simultaneously, and you beat me to it with that post, Dear Leader!! Great minds think alike, but the Party always comes out on top, I suppose.

**3/25/2008, 4:28 pm**

Yes, Kalashnikov - the Party is always on top because it plans this way. That, and some inside info.

**3/25/2008, 4:48 pm**

**3/25/2008, 6:56 pm**

**3/25/2008, 7:49 pm**

It's the Democrat anti-war sleep over.
Michelle, I'm scared. Voices are coming out of my mouth, and John Murtha, here, won't stop trying to show me war wound.

**3/26/2008, 1:28 am**

He's trying to talk to himself....

**3/26/2008, 10:58 am**

Obama firmly BELIEVES he can CHANGE the way telephones function.

**3/26/2008, 3:15 pm**

Hello, this is.... George Fox. Hello? Hello?

**3/26/2008, 4:26 pm**

G@# D%^& WHITE phone!

**3/26/2008, 4:28 pm**

...and who put this G%^ D@#$% amerikan flag in my office?

**3/26/2008, 5:34 pm**

Hello... is this the Editor of the New York Times..????.
(hold on sir. Who can I say is calling????)
IT'S ME ..... (OK) HI.. THERE BROTHER...
Listen up buddy I am 50% white, 42% Arab and 8% black.
Let's change the numbers here......OK!!!!!!

**3/26/2008, 8:23 pm**

Uugh? . . . Have you heard from Curley, Larry or Mo . . . yet

**3/26/2008, 9:14 pm**

Grandma, you can come pick me up now...Grandma?

**3/26/2008, 9:23 pm**

Help me mister wizard! I don't want to play president anymore...

**3/26/2008, 11:45 pm**

**3/27/2008, 9:39 am**

Look, it may sound like a step down from absolute ruler of Iran, but I think you will be happy as my Secretary of State... think of the travel...

**3/27/2008, 10:02 am**

I've been in office only a week and I'm ready for change ... This is really a job for a person with core christian conservative values.

Besides, I'm running out of furniture to throw out the window!

**3/27/2008, 8:06 pm**

**3/28/2008, 6:03 pm**

If this body behind me isn't removed before someone else comes in, conservatives will be talking about more than just Jeramiah Wright. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY VOICE SOUNDS MUFFLED!!!!!

**3/30/2008, 8:15 am**

Here's one using the original and not the right-wing bending of the truth and outright lies!

"Yes, Michelle, I'm looking at my hand right now and... JEEZUS! WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME I'M BLACK!"

**3/30/2008, 4:29 pm**

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'Hello', 'Hello'. Are you there? Can you hear me? I wrote this number down on my hand but I cannot be sure it's Wright because I used dark ink. We need a chair for my aide he has none and he is leaving stains on my carpet as he watches my book shelf. By the way do you have a better phone like maybe one in Black or Brown and Non Princess? Is this the right number? Hello Hello?

**3/30/2008, 6:14 pm**

Red Square wrote:<img src="/images/captions/Obama_Phone.jpg" width="435" height="404">

UPDATE:
This picture was emailed too us by a trusted comrade. Already after we posted it here we received an email with the original link to IMAO and a note that this is a clever photoshop. The original is here.

It is not often that we fall victims to the Right-Wing Conspiracy! But rest assured that the guilty shall be punished!

"Get Axelrod quick. There is a FLAG near me and I am not even giving a race speech. The rash will break out soon. Get Axelrod here now!"

**3/31/2008, 1:38 pm**

Look man.....here's the situation.

This isn't the oval office, there's some nut to my right crawling around on the floor looking for crayons, and if you don't hurry up with that toilet paper I'm gonna crap myself and wipe my butt with old glory.

Hello? What? Are you sure? Well make sure you call the cops. I think he's here now. No way Dude! Hell, he told me he wasn't gay! You mean I've got this knuckkehead crawling under the stall doors and stalking me?

Where's the secret service when you really need them?

**4/1/2008, 4:35 pm**

No, I don't have a desk yet, but the taxidermist just brought in Hillary and is setting her up now. What do you mean my phone is bassackwards? Are you some kind of racist?

**4/5/2008, 11:23 pm**

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Red Square wrote:<img src="/images/captions/Obama_Phone.jpg" width="435" height="404">

UPDATE:
This picture was emailed too us by a trusted comrade. Already after we posted it here we received an email with the original link to IMAO and a note that this is a clever photoshop. The original is here.

It is not often that we fall victims to the Right-Wing Conspiracy! But rest assured that the guilty shall be punished!

Hello, Hillary? Listen, Bill's still under the desk getting blow jobs. It aint his office any more, get him outta here.

**4/9/2008, 1:30 am**

Great Mao's Ghost, there are TWO flags behind Obama!

In preparation for snookering Pennsylvania voters that he's always been a fan of firearms, Obama starts packing heat, but needs a few pointers from his handlers:

**4/30/2008, 2:06 am**

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Red Square wrote:<img src="/images/captions/Obama_Phone.jpg" width="435" height="404">

UPDATE:
This picture was emailed too us by a trusted comrade. Already after we posted it here we received an email with the original link to IMAO and a note that this is a clever photoshop. The original is here.

It is not often that we fall victims to the Right-Wing Conspiracy! But rest assured that the guilty shall be punished!

Hello, Hillary? Listen, Bill's still under the desk getting blow jobs. It aint his office any more, get him outta here.

Love it!! Best one ever!

**10/2/2008, 2:03 pm**

Before I answer, I need to set up my teleprompter
Ok, what is your question?
That is beyond my pay grade; but I guess there must 57 United States
What do you mean, I was born in Kenya; and became naturalized Indonesian and so they must US....
Ohh! my mommy didn't tell me that

**10/2/2008, 11:13 pm**

He must be listening to my 10th grade math teacher. She knew how to put me to sleep in class, and believe me, that is saying something

**10/3/2008, 3:14 pm**

what do you mean I've got the handset the wrong way round?
this is how my mommy showed me to use it

**10/3/2008, 8:00 pm**

All right I thought long and hard, send out the press releases, I'm going to have Hillary as my VP pick.
Your hear me?
HILLARY.
F&^k this up and you'll be posted as ambassador to Antartica!
And bring me a pack of smokes and a small goat!

**7/28/2010, 5:57 pm**

Fast forward a couple years,

This is the White House calling, is Glenn Beck there? Hello? Hello? Is there anyone there?

The People's Cube - Political Satire

Caption: Obama On the Phone