The People's Cube - Political Satire

UPDATE (7/6/2010):

With 25% of the vote, the winner is AUNTIE SEMITIC suggested by Kook.



A LITTLE PREHISTORY:

Caroline Glick has written about the Helen Thomas scandal and used our old picture of Helen ala Obama poster as an illustration on her site.

The plain truth about Israel

June 7, 2010, 5:28 PM



I had forgotten all about this picture! Perhaps it's time to rejuvenate it with a different caption. What should it be?



- Arbeit Macht Frei
- Auschwitz Employee of the Month
- Final Solution
- Liberal Fascism
- Fossil
- Bitch
- ... ?

HAVA MATZO

HAVA TEQUILA

HAVA ANEURYSM

Approved submissions:

- Hoof In Mouth
- MSM Tool
- Frau Party
- товарка
- GONE

V D

Red,

To respond to your challenge, I can only comment out of character. But, alas, is an out-of-character character commenting out of character really commenting "in" character?

But then for such commenter to be commenting "in" character would of necessity constitute "Kommenting Out Of Karacter."

It's a conundrum, which leads me to the best possible response to your challenge: The existing caption is the best because it most accurately represents the truth because it exposes The Truth (i.e., the lie) perpetuated by the MEDIA, which is that they are MEDIA rather than organs. So, the best caption is the original caption.

However, if someone were to put a gun to my head (as people often do) and say, "KOOK, you must propose a new caption," then my proposal would be one of the following:

De Ja Joos

or

De Ja Jews

or

De Ja Jues


This is because her views are emblematic of the ideology which, for Jews, is (to quote the great philosopher, Yogi Berra) "De Ja Vue All Over Again" .


--KOOK

Red,

I have another suggestion: Make a black and white version of the poster and caption it:


"Helen Has Resigned-- Get Over It."


Otherwise, your original poster might become the new favorite T-shirt emblem for Lamestream Media* journalists who may tire of always wearing an original "Che" T-shirt under their media attire.


Just a thought.


--KOOK
*Credit to Bernie Goldberg as coiner of "Lamestream Media."

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EXTINCT

"Mummies are People Too"

"Fossil Fascists Are Fashionable"

*spit spit

DEATH PANELS

Perhaps it is to be good that old lady share wealth of preservative with fellow liberal crony's enlightened ones. Collective requires fresh appearance no?

JUDEN RAUS! (Jews Out, an old Nazi slogan) or simply RAUS! to signify what she said as well as what has now become her fate.

OUT TO PASTURE

Jihadi Approved

Islamist Approved

Rachel Correy Approved

Gaza Approved

Mrs Al

You have that one caption wrong: It should read "Not just wrong. Evil."

"Preheat the Ovens!!"

Helen be of fine progressive socialist stock. Therefore I propose following poster to honor.....

Obamugabe wrote:Mrs Al

You have that one caption wrong: It should read "Not just wrong. Evil."

I am of slowness to call peoples evil. She not quite to be in same category as the Hitler/Stalin/Mao. If there to be more coming out of same kind of remarks I can to be of changing my mind.

Perhaps I just to be too nice? I know she to be of hatefulness, but I yet to be of suredness that she to be evil.

Mrs Al

<OFF>

Very few people who do evil things see themselves as the bad guy. Believe me, I grew up in Apartheid and we believed we were the good guys. (Since the blacks were all communists!) Intentions mean nothing.

FINAL SOLUTION

NOT TO BUSY
TO HATE

Hooray for two different meanings in one phrase!

THЭY are like a force of nature: totally predictable.

By the way, now we know what is said in private...

Why Don't Jew Go Home?

If the tin-foil conservatives can have their list of hottest conservative women, why not place our dear Helen in a place of honor herself, such as on Calendar as Miss Junesky -

Her caption should read:

Mrs. Formaldehyde - June 2010's Hottest New Retiree

Bias

I vote for "Go Home"

Mikita Polinsky wrote:Mrs. Formaldehyde - June 2010's Hottest New Retiree

Thank you, Comrade Polinsky, and welcome to the collective! Perhaps your caption is not fit as a caption, but it gave me an idea for something completely different:

She's kinda got that look:

There is no civility, only politics. -Emperor Palpatine

Poor Comrade Helen. Well, as long as she's under the bus:

The Showers Are On The Left
Don't Crowd The Cattle-Cars
Horror Has A Face

My humble submission


Jibaro gets my vote for pure simplicity and effectiveness... oh...almost forgot..

Red Square wrote:

Mikita Polinsky wrote:Mrs. Formaldehyde - June 2010's Hottest New Retiree

Thank you, Comrade Polinsky, and welcome to the collective! Perhaps your caption is not fit as a caption, but it gave me an idea for something completely different:

Sizzling centerfold? Must... see....

Helen of Cloy, the face that sunk a thousand ships.

Comrade Buffoon wrote:

Red Square wrote:

Mikita Polinsky wrote:Mrs. Formaldehyde - June 2010's Hottest New Retiree

Thank you, Comrade Polinsky, and welcome to the collective! Perhaps your caption is not fit as a caption, but it gave me an idea for something completely different:

Sizzling centerfold? Must... see....

Centerfold? She has more folds than a lavandera at the Ritz Carlton.

And which one would be the center anyway? Whoopie, DO NOT ANSWER THAT PLEASE!

And Sizzling? How about fetidly foul? maybe purulent?

(Forgive me Comrade Buffoon, I forget my place...)

Hmmmm.....Commissar of Dearbornistan?

Reiuxcat,

Our places are all equal in Utopia Comrade. As for the Helen Thomas center? When it makes squishy sounds... YAHTZEE!

Juliet:
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."

Not all that we enjoy must be understood:
The People have no idea what this could mean but we know funny when we see it.

......DEMENTIA

Commissar of Information Management to be aware the blatant violations of Party Inclination expressed… Vicious treachery to the Proletariat. The interlaced views of Helen Thomas crept [propolzali] in nation-body political system and threaten the foundation of People's Views. Thomas continues to be strong shaft in the juicy, steaming [isparyayushchsya] forest of Democratic Socialist Thought! Her declaration of the appropriate [sootvestvuyushchikh] designations for those threatening the Party and its partisan fighters into the peace that everywhere to be listened attentively, it is not attacked with the vicious, unjustifiable, distorted, sputtering repetition of the idea of her to be less than jews, who patriotically serve [sluzhyat] their forbidden purpose with the dignity, anywhere, where they can help our pogroms and hospitals! Helen Thomas must remain Minister of International Tourism and High Matzos Of Saturday [sabbata]! Self-examination and necessary removal of those elements threatening correctly of the understanding of Thomas' adherence [priderzhivanie] to the effective, front thrust of the historical embrace of Revolutionary Thought, National the Socialist of Ideals and New Human enlightenment cleaning our society of Bourgeois Laziness and jewelry articles must happen. Anti-revolutionary elements threaten us with the ease of eels feeding on the slimy, rotting boar's head? Stalin, he would lose his urine into bedpan of jewess! Correct our middles! You embrace [obnite] the timeliness of Helen's words, Helen's sacrifice and her Martyrdom in the infinite, upright, impressive vigilance against those usuriously confiscating our children of bobbles, until to poison their very being with the dolls of porcelain comprised in order to look rich, sucking on the entrails of Workers and similar. In proportion, the jews must diet and rarely move somewhere; therefore we must correctly support our new understanding of the value of Cohesive Discipline!

Вперёд, к победе коммунизма!

ALL MY BEST FRIENDS ARE JEW-HATERS

ARAFATIAN SLIP

FRAUDIAN SLIP

SLIPIAN FRAUD

AUNTIE SEMITIC

PRESS CORPSE

FATWA

LOOSE LIPS

M.M., that was a wonderful example of authentic frontier gibberish. Have you considered a career as a Democratic Party speechwriter?

Ivan Betinov wrote:M.M., that was a wonderful example of authentic frontier gibberish. Have you considered a career as a Democratic Party speechwriter?

Or maybe even a Democratic Party cand-. . . well, I'll at least mention the Blazing Saddles scene.

Ivan Betinov wrote:M.M., that was a wonderful example of authentic frontier gibberish. Have you considered a career as a Democratic Party speechwriter?

The Commissar of Data Imaging (CDI), taking into account the recent guidance of the Party leadership ("to search for ass to kike") in the matter of aspiring to the role of information retrieving, directs the following reaction as appropriate [sootvestvuyushche] to the heroes of servicing the tractor:

"The efforts of our Patriotic Cultural Program are more/less important to the success of the Revolutionary Ideal, than the Party visionaries in their efforts to restore workers to Polish Post Offices and control of census. Those wanting greater than approved 15 minute breach after 2 hours in the field must present the approved and stamped form. Establishing the form number can be made within the limits of a worker's personal time, ONLY if approval was obtained prior to tractor shut-down on the appropriate [sootvestvuyushchey] form from the Commissar of Imaging Information (CII)."

This will sufficiently explain the present status for being satisfied in one's level of competence.

Имейте славный день!

Miyamatzo Musashki wrote: ("to search for ass to kike")

MM..... I of not understanding of above comment, as to validity! Being of you suggesting that we look for ass to JOO, or that we look for JOOish ass? Understanding of message here is that Comrade Helen is looking for KIKEs to leave glorious Motherland of Islamic comrades, removing themselves to former regions/countries/states/ovens that of necessity they should again occupy. Or are you just looking for a good time with these JOOs? I hear Comrade Rahm is on prowl......

Boris Badanoff wrote:

Miyamatzo Musashki wrote: ("to search for ass to kike")

MM..... I of not understanding of above comment, as to validity! Being of you suggesting that we look for ass to JOO, or that we look for JOOish ass? Understanding of message here is that Comrade Helen is looking for KIKEs to leave glorious Motherland of Islamic comrades, removing themselves to former regions/countries/states/ovens that of necessity they should again occupy. Or are you just looking for a good time with these JOOs? I hear Comrade Rahm is on prowl......

Interpretation of the summit level of Party Leadership's meaning [smysl] is a function of the limits of Patriotic Cultural Program (PCP), utilized by him from his days at the Parties of Occidental Evaluation. Helen Thomas is a Martyr, not first-class expert in such matters. It is correct to equalize perceptions of the Jewish Problem, advantaging the benefit of high ranking phraseology through all aspects of the Boss's kick-ass, side-door, wait for dinner, let Gaza have rockets influence. God is a Verb.

Да?

Comrade MM.... Наиболее конечноконечно понято! I thank Comrade MM for clearing this up! I wonderful explanation, in keeping with most progressive values of Party, and reveals the truth of our glorious Central Planning for having such Ministry of Information database for consultation. I salute you and now should renew my efforts in gulag beet field in anticipation of most sought expansion of Collective! Слава партии пролетариатa!

HAG

BRAIN DEAD

JEZELBEL

KOOK wrote:ALL MY BEST FRIENDS ARE JEW-HATERS

ARAFATIAN SLIP

FRAUDIAN SLIP

SLIPIAN FRAUD

AUNTIE SEMITIC

PRESS CORPSE

FATWA

LOOSE LIPS

presscorpse.png

Note to Red Square, the Most Equal of Equals--

Re:


I'm honored by your adaptation of one of the images to display "PRESS CORPSE"

--KOOK

Red Square--

In light of the facts revealed by the collaborative investigative reporting of Red Square, Red Squirrel and Atlas Shrugs (Pam Geller), it's obvious that the following caption should be added to the gallery of captions for the Helen Thomas Memorial Gallery:

JUICE GO HOME

Let's hope the ill-informed don't misconstrue this as a plea by Helen Thomas for the early release of O.J.

--KOOK

Comrade KOOK,
I really liked your AUNTIE SEMITIC. Nice play on words.



I'm afraid here in the USSA the word Juice is going to be paired with OJ. Maybe Jewce?

Grigori ER, I too found Kooks "Auntie Semetic" play on words clever.

How sad to see my little decrepid fraulein go. She will be missed ....maybe she can sail on the next flotilla?

And now young Skywalker, you will die.

Grigori E.R. wrote:

Comrade KOOK,
I really liked your AUNTIE SEMITIC. Nice play on words.

and

Comrade Buffoon wrote:Grigori ER, I too found Kooks "Auntie Semetic" play on words clever.

Since you like puns...

HELEN BEDWITHJIHAD

--KOOK

How about:


CHELEN


Perhaps an entire new poster with the suitable caption:
Chelen is Retired-- Get Over It.

I still like PRESS CORPSE best.

It makes Helen the Icon for the broader condition that still prevails in most of the nooze media.

--KOOK

PRESS CORPSE GETs MY VOTE (R We voting?)

https://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/w/irving-wallace/seventh-secret.htm

She was Hitler's mistress, EVA STILL LIVES!

I officially vote for me - how many times can I vote for me?

x

May I suggest that the judging commission add the caption "DE-JEWIFY!' to the contest entry queue?

I revote for Press Corpse

Komrade Zarkof wrote:"Preheat the Ovens!!"

Well, doesn't she look like that kind lady who preheated the oven to welcome Hansel and Gretel in the house of candy and cake?

The voting is now in progress. Vote early and often!

I don't know about this voting stuff. Are you sure the machines haven't been rigged by GOP operatives again?

I'm just afraid the winning caption will end up being "Alvin Greene."

PAST EXPIRATION DATE

I really liked Juden Raus. I'm shocked it is doing so poorly. Maybe if you put it in Lebonese Arabic. Maybe "My Pretty" would be another suggestion.

RIK

Chedoh wrote:

Comrade Chedoh, your vulture is 6 million times more beautiful than Helen.

You see, vultures don't kill people, but Anti-Semites killed at least 6 million Jews (and countless Bolsheviks like us); therefore Helen is 6 millions times more heinous than the most disgusting vulture on Earth.

Helen of Oy.
The Face that limped a thousand* pricks.


* Perhaps billions.
Seriously...she's a combined Seahag, Alice The Goon, and The Wicked Witch of the West rolled in pigshit and hung out to dry in the desert sun.
I bet when she farts it sounds like a rusty door hinge and it burns your eyes...like mustard gas, only worse.

Here's another one...
"Like A Virgin...simply because it's true"

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Helen of Oy.

Laika appears a bit snarly today but I am here and now officially voting for "Helen of Oy"

I added Helen of Oy to the voting list. You can revote if you like - changing of votes is allowed here, unlike the presidential elections.

Red Square wrote:I added Helen of Oy to the voting list. You can revote if you like - changing of votes is allowed here, unlike the presidential elections.

(runs in panting) Am I too late Komrades? Curse this antipodean time difference. Must petition Gore about it.

Separated at birth?

Sorry my entry is so late comrades :(

Helen of Oy.
The Face that limped a thousand* pricks.

Bwahahaaaaaaaaa.....Laika,you slay me. That is priceless.

Enough already. Does not anyone here see that Helen of Lizards has changed, on a tectonic level, the ultimate standard of beauty?