Putin's stare penetrates a ten foot lead wall and brings a kettle to a boil within 10 seconds from three miles away. For public safety he must wear special glasses.
This, and more amazing facts about Putin can be found here:
"It's the only thing I can think of not to vomit, if I have to meet Hillary Clinton."
2/18/2012, 1:50 am
Krasnodar
" The Putinator "
2/18/2012, 2:10 am
General Confusion
The first one to say anything is dead! Anybody else will go to Siberia where he wil remain!l
Questions? Yes, go ahead---BAM-BAM-any more questions?
2/18/2012, 4:22 am
Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Upon reflection......I think we all could use a pair of these when looking at this.
2/18/2012, 5:09 am
Putin's Mistress
Rock the Vote Boobs for Obama Inspire Boobs for Putin: Keep the Obama/Putin Team Together!
Boobs for Putin?? Here and here. Boobs for Obama? Go here.
--Putin's Mistress
2/18/2012, 6:05 am
twLttergulag
In the year 2000... In the YEAR Two-thousANDDDDD... Vladimir sees himself on Conan Obrien laughing about Obama's historic loss in Election 2012 and he returns the "overcharge" or "reset" button!
2/18/2012, 10:38 am
Red Square
2/18/2012, 11:45 am
Red Square
2/18/2012, 12:08 pm
Krasnodar
Nature abhors a vacuum.
2/18/2012, 12:37 pm
Dedhedvedev
What's with this guy? He seems to have impenetrable sangfroid. Is he into yoga and meditating, or just on quaaludes?
2/18/2012, 1:06 pm
Red Square
Remember the Andorians from Star Trek?
He's just another Andorian in disguise.
2/18/2012, 1:22 pm
Krasnodar
RS : Nice flexure of the epicranial musculature. And he looks a little horny.
2/18/2012, 3:51 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Well boys, it looks like he's got us whipped...whipped us good...
2/18/2012, 4:03 pm
Che's T-Shirt
Strategic public image repackaging FAIL WIN
2/18/2012, 5:07 pm
Andrei Vosnesenski
Step aside, comrades. Watch as I dismantle this spent cooling rod and eat it.
2/18/2012, 5:10 pm
neotrotsky
Perhaps he is thinking
These will protect from Papa Obama's brilliance
2/18/2012, 5:12 pm
Red Menace
"Bond, James Bond."
2/18/2012, 5:31 pm
KOOK
Putin resets US-Russia relations by instructing Obama to unilaterally reduce US nuclear arsenal to 300 warheads:
--KOOK
2/19/2012, 12:15 am
Fourier's Anti-Manatee
No. Caption. Needed.
:-S
2/19/2012, 12:17 pm
Zampolit Blokhayev
"As I suspected. Obama is an alien from another planet!" (see the movie "Them")
2/19/2012, 1:53 pm
Red Square
Tovarichi wrote:...when you are this cool, it doesn't matter...
MOTIVATOR: PUBLIC OPINION - when you are this cool, it doesn't matter...
2/19/2012, 2:11 pm
Red Square
SUCCESS: Fake it till you make it
2/19/2012, 4:28 pm
Red Menace
Does anyone else see the resemblance, or is it just me?
My eyes could be failing me. Or, maybe he's so cool that he can be in two places at once?
2/19/2012, 5:16 pm
The People's Little Pony
You're not the only one. I've actually always thought they kinda looked alike. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit, Putin is one cool-lookin dude.
2/19/2012, 10:03 pm
Red Square
Here we go - a whole new series. Presidential election in Russia is just around the corner - March 4, 2012 - and Putin is going to get his third term. So these are pretty relevant.PUTINATOR 3 - the war begins March 4, 2012. Get out the vote!
2/20/2012, 12:34 am
Red Menace
"Vote for me if you want to live!"
2/20/2012, 5:15 pm
Comrade Loaf
Against Obama's cabinet, basically Mickey Mouse and Goofy, Putin holds all the cards......... that the Chinese and Brazilians don't hold.
At one time we had 30,000 nukes. Now Obama wants to reduce that to 300.
What could go wrong?
2/21/2012, 12:07 pm
Red Square
Krasnodar wrote:
Putin-Flag.jpg
Nature abhors a vacuum.
What is the object in that reflection? My eyesight must be going because I can't figure it out. Sorry.
2/21/2012, 2:53 pm
Krasnodar
Comrade R.S.,
The object reflected in Putin's glasses is simply a falling, shredded, politically correct American flag depicting Dear Leader's vision for the country.
