Who do I have to sleep with to get the taxpayers to clean up this mess??
3/12/2012, 2:34 pm
Red Square
Here's a slight variation on the theme:
3/12/2012, 3:52 pm
Red Square
3/12/2012, 4:21 pm
Dedhedvedev
Ms. Fluck could make a mint as a spokeswoman:
T-R-O-J-A-N-S Trojan makes the very best...connndommms. I just noticed that SLUT is an anagram of LUST. I must have a dirty mind.
3/12/2012, 4:34 pm
Krasnodar
Red Menace wrote:"You were expecting notches on the bed post?"
Comrade Red,
There used to be bedposts, but her notches whittled them down to nothing.
3/12/2012, 5:30 pm
Putin On Da Ritz
"I've been Fluke'd 3000 times while pursuing my studies at the International College for the Blind"
3/12/2012, 5:32 pm
Commissarka Pinkie
Upon first glance at that picture, I thought she might be having trouble with Tribbles, but now I realize she simply has a trove of Trojans.
3/12/2012, 6:28 pm
Ted State
"There. That oughta last me for a semester."
3/12/2012, 7:22 pm
yuri trotynov
Comrade Ted,
What the fluke? How long is a semester? 10 days, a couple of weeks tops?
3/12/2012, 7:25 pm
ThePeoplesComrade
Sorry, I know the place is a mess, but I've been flat on my back for weeks.
3/12/2012, 8:05 pm
Ted State
yuri trotynov wrote:Comrade Ted,
What the fluke? How long is a semester? 10 days, a couple of weeks tops?
I think I had SEMESTER confused with TRIMESTER. My Bad. Sorry!
3/12/2012, 9:58 pm
Opiate of the People
3/12/2012, 11:45 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
3/13/2012, 12:47 am
Komrade Muzhelozhstvo
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Perhaps they ought to be mandating coverage for those "hygiene products" for when you're bleeding support from women voters.
3/13/2012, 11:24 am
Dedhedvedev
For want of a condom the john was lost. For want of a john the fee was lost. For want of a fee the room was lost. For want of a room more johns were lost. For want of more johns a vote was lost. For want of a vote the presidency was lost. And all for the want of a condom.
"Ask and ye shall receive." Matthew Obama 7:7
3/13/2012, 12:05 pm
Red Square
ConservativeMuzhelozhstvo wrote:
Perhaps they ought to be mandating coverage for those "hygiene products" for when you're bleeding support from women voters.
Did you mean these?
Recyclable Marxi Pads Because not sharing would be selfish The Party™ demands every drop!
3/13/2012, 12:12 pm
Red Menace
365 used condoms do not make a "Good Year." It's just an average day.
3/13/2012, 1:14 pm
Red Square
3/14/2012, 8:32 am
Lyman DeKoquonut
The point everyone is missing is how bad binge drinking has gotten on college campuses. If the male students were sober, her need for birth control would drop to zero.
3/14/2012, 10:06 am
Ted State
I will drink to that.
3/14/2012, 10:07 am
Dedhedvedev
[quote="DeKoquonut"]The point everyone is missing is how bad binge drinking has gotten on college campuses. If the male students were sober, her need for birth control would drop to zero.[/quote]
Good point. I'd suggest dragging a $100 bill through the Georgetown campus to see if any male will come forward and admit he was so hardupblinddrunk enchanted with this perfect exemplar of a strikingly attractive, brilliant progressive woman, BUT I suspect the search would be as fruitless as the one for Dear Leader's past boyfriends girlfriends.
I have been unable to verify the authenticity of this letter.
3/16/2012, 2:54 am
Komrade Muzhelozhstvo
Red Square wrote:
ConservativeMuzhelozhstvo wrote:
Perhaps they ought to be mandating coverage for those "hygiene products" for when you're bleeding support from women voters.
Did you mean these?
Recyclable Marxi Pads Because not sharing would be selfish The Party™ demands every drop!
Yeah, something like that. And I suspect this would come in handy when the "three sheets" discussion comes 'round again.
7/19/2012, 2:53 pm
2CD Sluzhba 11th Direction
Annually this is the number of effective condoms sold by Trojan. I was the one that broke.
12/29/2016, 3:52 pm
FlaviusJosephus
In all honesty Comrades if she used that many condoms I'm sure you could park a Bus In there!
