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6/7/2005, 7:04 pm
Red Square
6/7/2005, 7:06 pm
Red Square
"Daddy, why don't you pay more taxes so the government can feed the bears?"
6/7/2005, 8:04 pm
Premier Betty
Better make sure that the PETA People don't come after us for that...
6/9/2005, 12:10 am
Michael Jackson
The Neverland Ranch has never looked so bleak...
6/9/2005, 7:42 pm
Premier Betty
"Now remember son, always do what the signs say. After all, they were put up by park rangers and they have a better understanding of the animals than we do."
6/10/2005, 12:45 pm
Komrade Koz
Who put this sign here? Obviously, it was done by a nature hating Conservative. He must be hunted down, killed, and ground into a fine paste. Then we can give it to the remaining alive starving bears. We all know that thsoe rascal Republicans will try to take away the Bear's home's next.
6/23/2005, 12:28 am
Leonid Fuku
"Well son, if you don't listen to me, this will happen to you."
6/25/2005, 3:14 pm
Dr. W. S. Palimpsest
Those bears were just released from GITMO.
"Zoo Gitmo"?
Not bad!
Red Eye
6/26/2005, 8:58 pm
Hannah Barbera
Yogi: "Well Boo Boo, I think we're finished"
Boo Boo: "Oy, I need a pic-i-nic basket Yogi!"
6/26/2005, 9:00 pm
Mary Kate and Ashley
The bears look great to us!
6/27/2005, 12:08 pm
Commissar Vladimir Ivanov
Hey look! They're not competing! What an excellent example of the People! Maybe we should recommend them for a medal!
6/27/2005, 12:38 pm
Red Square
This educational display by Sierra Club proves that handouts are part of nature and a necessary requirement for the survival of any species. The next cage has a sign that says "FEED THE BEARS!" and the bears in that cage look happy and cooperative.
6/27/2005, 8:24 pm
Vote Clinton
"This is what we get for opposing Queen Hillary!"
6/29/2005, 5:21 pm
Icthyvore
PETA put the salmon stream off limits and now evil Bush's park service is starving the bears.
6/29/2005, 11:37 pm
Premier Betty
Blame Bush
