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7/2/2005, 3:20 pm
Red Square
Glorious lack of oxygen distributed equally through brain.
Brain parts shut down like proletarian workers laying down tools to paralyze bourgeois factory owner
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7/2/2005, 3:38 pm
Commissar Vladimir Ivanov
Comrade Red Square:
Is this information confirmed?! I have not received anything of this nature at my desk.
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR
7/3/2005, 5:39 pm
KrazyKommie
I'm gonna go drink some shoe polish and get drunk.
7/3/2005, 10:08 pm
Premier Betty
Ah yes, here is another example of proper media coverage. This is another of the few media outlets that I trust for correct news besides here and Weekly World News. When will people learn that tabloids tell the truth?!?
6/11/2006, 5:38 pm
Red Square
Is Stalin trying to bring Lenin back to life - or he's simply glad to take his place?
12/13/2006, 6:53 pm
smersh
LENIN WAKE THE FUCK UP. PUT YOUR PANTS ON. WE NEED YOU AGAIN.
SMERSH. CFK. HEAD OF kgb SEC.9
12/25/2006, 9:04 pm
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна
Vladimir Ilyitch! Remember that glorious night on the beach in Odessa! Wake up poopsie! Wake up!