The People's Cube - Political Satire

The DRUDGE REPORT has obtained an exclusive copy of a "scary" campaign advertisement created by Hollywood director David Zucker for Republican use in the 2006 campaign season.

However, the advertisement was deemed "too hot" by GOP strategists all across Washington, DC who have refused to use it!

Zucker is the producer and director of comedies such as "Airplane" and "The Naked Gun." In 2004, Zucker, a longtime Democrat, embraced the Republican Party based on concerns he had about national security issues and voted for President George W. Bush.

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How could such a great leader like Kim Jung Il miss a slam dunk like that? He is supposed to be a master of every sport, that's why he got all holes-in-one his first time golfing. This is clearly false advertising.

More importantly comrade Premier, why is this Zucker traitor still doing in Hollywood? How many years of infiltration did we spend making these fools tow the Party line? What, he woke up one morning to reason and decided to switch sides?! This is UNHEARD of, purge the SOB!