The People's Cube - Political Satire

**8/1/2005, 4:14 pm**

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**11/30/2006, 12:34 am**

I missed, can I have another stone?

**11/30/2006, 12:37 am**

Cool! ONLINE TOOLS! YAY! (I wonder what kind of "tools", diesel powered me thinks aloud?)

**11/30/2006, 12:39 am**

No, Diesel is too much of a pollutant and a generator of greenhouse gasses. These ones run on the souls of those who have insulted Queen Hillary.

**11/30/2006, 12:42 am**

My Darwin! SHE'S SITTING ON A GOLDMINE (Literally). If she can harness such power, we would never have to invade another peaceful country for Blood and Oil™!

**11/30/2006, 12:46 am**

No, we would still have to invade other countries. Not for the oil, but for the souls and the blood. (Hillary's hunger is hard to appease.)

**11/30/2006, 12:57 am**

Oh I see, I never knew you and Her Excellency were so tight... YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE VINCEY-POO!

**11/30/2006, 1:04 am**

No, she needs me to run the Guillotine Factories for her and with all the purging, and "social cleansing" she participates in, she would be lost without me. However, I do have to watch my fingers....

**11/30/2006, 1:07 am**

Yes, we all try to maintain our usefulness, because no one wants to walk into their office and find an already perfectly scripted suicide letter folded neatly on the desk.

**11/30/2006, 1:10 am**

That happened to me once, but it was just for the person whom I was sharing an office with. Back when I was just a common comrade.

**11/30/2006, 1:57 am**

I know, I was summoned to fold the letter and sit it down on the desk of a dear old friend. But he had it coming! I don't care if his kids are starving because of the re-distribution of wealth! HOW DARE he take my 3.50 to feed his kids a decadent Happy Meal, HOW DARE HE! OK, calming down now... deep breaths... phew...OK, I'm better. Anyways, he was gone the next day and I'm better off for it.

**12/13/2006, 3:22 pm**

Hitlary is already in the re-focusing program. Smersh is proud to announce that This is the re-vamped Kerry program (He failed it by the way) We now will bring forth a better product.
SMERSH. HEAD OF KGB secion 9

**12/21/2006, 1:56 am**

HELP FUND HILLARY .According to calculations by the KGB, the metal value of pennies, which are made of copper-coated zinc, is now more than one cent. The metal value of 5-cent coins, made from a copper-nickel blend, is up to 7 cents. Adding in the costs of manufacturing means the Mint now spends 1.73 cents for every penny and 8.74 cents for every nickel it makes.
Let the MELTDOWN begin. ONE PENNY / PER WORKER
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec.9

**12/31/2006, 4:02 am**

Hillary...

And her positions differ from John McCain's exactly how?

https://www.ImpeachforPeace.org

**12/31/2006, 1:58 pm**

smersh wrote:HELP FUND HILLARY .According to calculations by the KGB, the metal value of pennies, which are made of copper-coated zinc, is now more than one cent. The metal value of 5-cent coins, made from a copper-nickel blend, is up to 7 cents. Adding in the costs of manufacturing means the Mint now spends 1.73 cents for every penny and 8.74 cents for every nickel it makes.
Let the MELTDOWN begin. ONE PENNY / PER WORKER
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec.9

**12/31/2006, 2:02 pm**

Quoting yourself - the epitomy of arrogance and hubris - are we now smersh?

**12/31/2006, 2:09 pm**

Throw your stone TO THE RIGHT.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9.