The People's Cube - Political Satire

Ramadan lasts for thirty days
All night buffets really put on the weight
Sweet, sweet Carmen wasn't acting right
We threw acid in her face, it's a Muslim rite

On tour in Afghanistan
I got to tell you, Jihad's my thing
Prayer rugs, Qurans keep me right
As long as we can blow up the hotel tonight

We're an Islamic band
We're an Islamic band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help Jihadi it down
We're an Islamic band

Three young Burkas in Somalia
Waitin' for the band to return from the show
A feelin' good, feelin' right and it's our Mosque night
The hotel had Qurans, they were outta sight

Now these fine burkas, from Pakistan
They brought live goats to the boys in the band
They said, "Come Abdul, let's get it on!"
And we proceeded to blow that hotel up

We're an Islamic band
We're an Islamic band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help Jihadi it down
We're an Islamic band

We're an Islamic band
We're an Islamic band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help Jihadi it down
We're an Islamic band

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We're an Islamic band
We're an Islamic band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help Jihadi it down
We're an Islamic band

We're an Islamic band
We're an Islamic band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help Jihadi it down
We're an Islamic band

We're an Islamic band (whooo)
We're an Islamic band (whooo)
We're an Islamic band (whooo)

SMOKE ON THE HOVEL (FIRE IN THE STY)

We all came down to Ayman's
On the Iraq Jordanian border line
To make plans for a big op
We didn't have much time
But Faroug Zawah and his Ikhwan
Had the best bomb around
Then some AV with a Hellfire
Blew the place to the ground
Smoke from the hovel .. fire in the sty
Smoke from the hovel ..

They burned down the blind sheikh's house
He died with an awful sound
And funqi Fahd was running all about
With body parts fom the ground
But it wasn't over
We fled to another place
A Warthog was bearing down
It seemed we might lose the race
Smoke from the hovel .. fire in the sty
Smoke from the hovel ..

We ended up in a sewage ditch
We were filthy, hot and scared
But with the Warthog gun roaring just outside
We took our chances there
With a few AKs, an RPG
We were sitting ducks
Doesn't matter if we get out of this
We're gonna .. gonna have Virgins to f ---
Smoke on the hovel .. fire in the sty
Smoke on the hovel ..