The People's Cube - Political Satire

(Doctor, Doctor)

NOoooooooo

Political fight, a safety net
Gotta find free health-care yet
I need you to check my head
Don't turn my blue state to red

Chorus:
Doctor, doctor give me the news
Obama's bad case of govin' you
No bill's gonna cure that ill
Obama's bad case of govin' you

A pretty web face won't fix no ailing heart.
Learned that online, from the start.
Say I've been dupped, by that Obama guy.
Obama ain't that kind of guy

(Chorus)
Doctor, doctor give me the news
Obama's bad case of govin' you
No bill's gonna cure that ill
Obama's bad case of govin' you

I know you hate it, mandates from the top
Tell me Obama aint ever gonna stop

Website down, 21 days yet
“Can keep your doctor”, on his lips.
Raise my fist, knock on wood
I've got it bad, while congress got it good

Doctor, doctor give me the news
Obama's bad case of govin' you
No bill's gonna cure that ill
Obama's bad case of govin' you

This warms my heart like a warm bowl of cabbage and beet soup.

Extremely equal

The Muse is strong with this one, Comrade Director

But not the technical expertise. So if you are permitting, Mi Presidente, some corrective training ... To fix spacing problem, go to edit, then you are mouse-clicking on "Poor Text", then you are making proper spacing, then you are mouse-clicking "Submit"

It is "Rich Text", which is needed to embed video, which causes spacing glitchings.* So, after you are embedding video, you are clicking "Poor Text" to obtain Party-approved spacing and then you are enjoying full equality of spacing

Here is hope, within next few months, Peoples web-making bureau, under glorious leadership of friends of wife of Dear Leader, will fix this problem.

*If you doubt this, try writing song using Rich Text, and then submit. Results will cause you to EOFL (Equalize Opportunities For Laughter). It will be one large paragraph

Thank You Callmelennie. Your training will come in handy. Have you considered taking a job for the People's Government to fix the numerous problems with healthcare.gov?

The lights are on, but it's not on
Your mind is almost blown
Your heart breaks, your body shakes
Another click is all it takes

Can't delete, you can't tweet
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another crash is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you got to have this stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you've more than enough
You know you're logged into this crap, you're on Healthcare.Gov

You see the signs, you can't get in
You're runnin' at, a dial up speed
You heart beats, in double time
Another click, you'll lose your mind, you'll be fined

You can't be saved
Obamacare is all you crave
If there's some help for you
You're getting screwed

Whoa, you like to think that you got to have this stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you've more than enough
You know you're logged into this crap, you're on Healthcare.Gov


Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov

you're on healthcare .Gov, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov


The lights are on, but it's not on
Heath Care choice is not your own
You're heart sweats and teeth grind
One more click and you'll lose your mind

Whoa, you like to think that you got to have this stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you've more than enough
You know you're logged into this crap, you're on Healthcare.Gov

Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov

Might as well log out,
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, might as well log out
Might as well log out,
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov
Might as well log out, you're on healthcare .Gov

Well thought out Comrades Doggie and Marx. One of you two (or maybe RS or the other extremely talented artist Maxim) could put that Obama head on Robert Palmer while the video plays.... and have it track and appear to be Obama actually performing? It would go down in history Comrades as one of the best funnies of the decade.

(edit) My guess is Comrade Palmer would need to OK it first?

How can it be permissible?
They compromised our principles, yeah yeah
This kind of stuff is typical
It's makes us all miserable

It's their way they enforce, it's the IRS force
You're obliged to conform and there's no other course
It never looked good to me, but now I find it

Simply inadmissible
Strictly inhospitable

The healthcare is so pitiful, huh
It's simply unavoidable
This trend is irreversible
Death panels are despicable

It's unnatural law, and it leaves me in hock
It needs to be paused, won't surrender this cause
It never looked good to me, but now I find it

Simply inadmissible
Strictly inhospitable

Simply unforgiveable, pay the fine, there's no tellin' where the money's spent
Simply irresistible, lose my mind, there's no other place to go

It's unavoidable, we're backed against the wall
It gives me feelings like I never felt before
He's broken promises, he's breaking every law
It never looked good to me, but now I find it

Simply despicable

Pay the fine, there's no tellin' where the money's spent
Nothing's individual. Lose my mind, there's no other place to go

His methods are unethical
The proof is irrefutable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
It's so completely criminal, huh
Our rights were indivisible

It's a phase they enforce, with the IRS force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
It never looked good to me, but now I find it

Simply inadmissible
Strictly inhospitable

Pay the fine, there's no tellin' where my doctor went
Simply irresistible, lose my mind, there's no other place to go
Pay the fine, there's no tellin' where my doctor went
Web site's inadmissable lose my mind, there's no other place to go

Simply unconstitutional

Well done again Comrade Marx. I think this thread needs to go back into the People's blog for a bit, don't you? The karaoke department can be a little lonely. Any thoughts on transposing Obama over Palmer's image? It can be done, I just do not have a clue on how to pull that one off, but someone here must! My assumption is that certain code from the Obamacare website can be borrowed and "doctored" <------ (ya right!) up to make this happen.

Thank you for the kind words. Comrade Red Walrus... I merely write songs for the collective soul with bits of pencil and paper the guards allow me to have here in the People's Gulag.

Health-care to multiply, are you gonna do it?
I know you qualify, are you gonna do it?
Don't be so scared to try, are you gonna do it?
We fixed the bad website, are you gonna do it?

See the “exchange”, pushing you to decide
Feel gov's heat signing you up, ready or not

Some like it, not, and some sweat when the website's on
Some get so bored and try to sign up with Obamaphone
Some like it not, and you can't tell a lot till you try
Some like it not, and you'll rot in your seat till you die

The gov is at your side, are you gonna do it?
Just put aside your pride, are you gonna do it?
Health-care to multiply, are you gonna do it?
I know you won't be satisfied who cares just do it

Feel the heat pushing you to decide
Feel the heat signing you up, ready or not

Some like it not, and some just got dropped from the plan they own
Some get too bored and decide that they can't go on

Feel the heat pushing you to decide
Feel the heat signing you up, ready or not

Some like it, not, and some sweat when the website's on
Some get so bored and try to sign up with Obamaphone
Some like it not, and you can't tell a lot till you try
Some like it not, and you'll rot in your seat till you die

Some like it not, some like it not
Some like it not, some like it not
Some like it not, some like it not
Some like it not, some like it not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... gHXIOkMLL0
Your eyes tell the story of the day you tried to log on

Recall the moments that once, you almost had succeeded

Retract the footsteps which brought us this savior, but I will demand this of you

Good eye, Comrades, here I'll crash, you rinse and repeat

The letters you hammered on the keyboard with the loss of time you'll never get back

The "One" will let you know what you'll pay
Are you in?
You think you can be out?

The death panels know the end of us all

all all all all allllll all all all all allllll

Run quick, the IRS is behind you, and you thought you would actually make it

So close to freedom and liberty in one

PIECE

Now they want to control us in the act of what is absolutely certain

The government will Save us from ourselves keep typing

Good eye, Comrades, here I will crash, you rinse and repeat

The letters you hammered on the keyboard with the loss of time you'll never get back

The "One" will let you know what you'll pay
Are you in?
You think you can be out?

The death panels know the end of us all

all all all all allllll

Bye Bye America, don't bother to write

Disturbed by your words and they're calling all cars

Face it your screwed, face it you're screwed

The letters you hammered on the keyboard with the loss of time you'll never get back

The "One" will let you know what you'll pay
Are you in?
You think you can be out?

The death panels know the end of us all

Bye Bye America, don't bother to write

Disturbed by your words and they're calling all cars

Face it your screwed, face it you're screwedBye Bye America, don't bother to write
Disturbed by your words and they're calling all cars

Face it your screwed, face it you're screwed

What a glorious prog we have here. If only I could assault freedom this vigorously in a 2 minute song my life would feel complete.


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