The People's Cube - Political Satire

Wendy, Wendy what went wrong? Oh, so wrong
Your lies held together for so long
I never thought that I could cry' Til the media caught you in a lie
Oh Wendy, winning dreams are all gone.

Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy will lose to Greg, Lose to Greg
Wendy don't believe a word you say
I can't picture you winning
Your future looks awful dim
Oh, Wendy, winning dreams are all gone

Hurts so bad

Wendy, they will not vote you like that
No, no, no
I thought you had your lies down pat
Guess I was wrong
The farthest thing from my mind
Was the day that I'd wake up to find
My Wendy, winning dreams are all gone

Wendy, winning dreams are all gone

Hurts so bad

Wendy, Wendy left me alone

Hurts so bad

Wendy, winning dreams are all gone

Hurts so bad

Who's speaking out from handle on Twitter
Calling on men to walk in her shoes
Who's unaware her foe's in a wheelchair
Everyone knows it's Wendy

Who's trippin' round in pink colored sneakers
Revilin all those protecting young life
Who used the press to distort the moment
Everyone know its Wendy

And Wendy tells ... packs of lies
To trash all the .. folks pro life
And Wendy has press allies
In abort crowd (abortion crowd)
In abort crowd (abortion CROWD)

And Wendy said ... things unwise
Will lead to her .... quick demise
Unless she gets .. words revised
From abort crowd (abortion crowd)
From abort crowd (abortion CROWD!)

Who's fibbing 'bout the age of her divorce
Leaving the kids for hubby to raise
Who milked her ex to finance her law school
Everyone knows it's Wendy

WHO's fibbing about the age of her divorce
Dumping her kids for hubby to raise
Who milked her ex to finance her law school
Everyone knows it's Wendy

When truth is too tough, lie 'bout it Wendy
Don't stop and pile on bunch, oh yeah, Wendy
Harvard costing too much?
When bill's paid you ain't there no more
Get on to it, lie 'bout it, Wendy
Kids will come and get away, You've gotta move, Send to dad to stay

You just lie 'bout it, Wendy
Come on and just lie 'bout it, Wendy
You and me, lie 'bout it, Wendy
Blame on and just lie 'bout it, Wendy

The way that you move is seeking money
And what you call love, sure is funny
People thought you're down and out
You tell them what it's all about
You can fake it, lie 'bout it, Wendy
When the truth turns its eyes on you
Just go put on your pink tennis shoes

You just lie 'bout it, Wendy
You just lie 'bout it, Wendy
Come on and just lie 'bout it, Wendy
You and me, just lie 'bout it, Wendy

Now there'll be a day, truth laid bare, Wendy
You'll hear the critics say, you'll prance, Wendy
You'll leave the truth way behind
Nothing but good lies on your side
You can do it, lie 'bout it, Wendy

Then you'll see life will be so nice
You're in a liberal paradise
You just lie 'bout it, Wendy
You just lie 'bout it, Wendy
You and me, just lie 'bout it, Wendy
Come on and just lie 'bout it, Wendy

She Tells Wendy Davis Lies


Her hair dyed Harlow gold
Her lips filled with lies
Her blood is always cold
She tells Wendy Davis lies

She'll turn liberals on you
Says you can't walk is nice
She sure likes New York dough
She tells Wendy Davis lies

And she'll sleaze you
She'll abort you
All the better just to sleaze you
She's atrocious and she knows just what it takes to make a lib gush
She's got those Ma Richards stand-off sighs
She tells Wendy Davis lies

She'll let you pay her bills (it whets her appetite)
She'll leave you like a stone
She tells Wendy Davis lies

She'll take a tumble for you
Roll you like you were dice until Texas is blue
She tells Wendy Davis lies

She's exposed too when she snowed you off your feet with the dumb crap thrown you
She's atrocious and she knows just what it takes to make a lib gush
The lib boys think she's so fly
She tells Wendy Davis lies

And she'll leave you
Leave her kids too
And then she'll wear her pink shoes
She's atrocious and she knows just what it takes to make a lib gush
The lib boys think she's so fly
She tells Wendy Davis lies

She'll bleed you
She'll leave you
Leave her kids too
She tells Wendy Davis lies

She's exposed too
That she snowed you
You know her
She tells Wendy Davis lies

"She tells Wendy Davis lies"

Hah! It was right there in front of the People's Muse's Eyes, Comrade Director. If it had been an anaconda, it would have swallowed her whole