The People's Cube - Political Satire

Went to rent an Eastbound going local U-Haul
Didn't think before arriving none would go
All that talk of welfare subsidies, EBT's and phone things
Ain't true, sure ain't true

Seems there's not a U-Haul left in California
Seems they've all gone to Texas long ago
There's no U-Hauls left in California, but they didn't warn ya
Last one out, close the door

Out of work, I'm out of my head
I've got Healthcare, but nearly dead
I'm under worked, I'm underfed
Got Obama's phone

There's no U-Hauls left in California, but they, didn't warn ya
Last one out, close the door

Will you tell the folks back home I'm still waiting
Have one coming Sunday around two
Please, don't tell 'em how I found it
Don't tell 'em how I found it
It has no brakes, it has no brakes

Seems there's not a U-Haul left in California
Seems they've all gone to Texas long ago
There's no U-Hauls left in California, but they didn't warn ya
Last one out, close the door

Is strange.. To Houston price is double the price from Houston to LA.

With wintry winds still churning
And ice storms still haven't thawed
Then I cast my eyes eastward yearning
This latest lib reg is just the last straw
California gives me blues
Can't wait to be away from you
I can't wait till it stops snowing
Even now I'm hitching the U-Haul

California, there I go
Right back to the land of ice and snow
Where bowers of flowers are dead until spring
But Marxist and libtards
Haven't fucked up everything
A corn fed miss says don't be late
That's why I won't hesitate
To just get on that interstate
California, there I go

Seen on the people's 101

Reo, Hank Johnson is afeared that the whole state of Texas will tip over and capsize.

Dont want to be too tough on Comrade Al Jolson, fellow Cubatistas, but that rendition of "California Here I Come" may very well be one of the the worst thing to ever defile and pollute a circular vinyl disk, let alone a People's karaoke thread

I thoroughly denounce myself for bringing it to the Collective's attention

CallinghimLenny's ire at what's acceptable vinyl reminds the mythical horned rodent of a similar attitude regarding a certain dishwasher that 'pelipsky swore was gonna mix up some margaritas and take dishwasher down to the branch to put it out of 'pelipsky's misery.

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