The People's Cube - Political Satire

Music by Paul McCartney, lyrics by Laika the Space Dog
(We take a Paul's song and make it better with Che Guevara)


Che, dude, don't make it bad
Buy a T-shirt or buy a sweater
Remember to wear him over your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Che, dude, don't be afraid
You were made to be a protester
The minute your professor gives you a grin
Then you begin to make it better.

And any time your parents complain, Che, dude, refrain
They'll carry the tuition upon their shoulders
Well don't you know they're all fools and Eichmann's tools
Just ask Ward Churchill up at Boulder

Che, dude, Don't let us down
You have a T-Shirt, now go protester
Remember, to wear Che over your heart
Communism will start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, Che, dude, begin
You're waiting for comrades to perform with
And don't you know that it's Ward too, Che, dude
You'll do, the movement you need is up in Boulder.

Che, dude, don't make it bad
Take a Marx book and make it better
Remember to wear Che over your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Na na na na-na-na-nah Che Dude
Na na na na-na-na-nah Che Dude
Na na na na-na-na-nah Che Dude
Na na na na-na-na-nah Che Dude

Every time I see a Mexican with a Che shirt, I feel like going up and telling him that Che called Mexicans "illiterate Indians," and then asking him, "how do you feel about Ernie Guevara now?"

Che! Oh how we need a President in the White House who is like him, now!

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I still need to get a Che t-shirt. I just can't decide on which one to buy, they're all so progressive!

My non-progressive half ordered the Che shirt "Your tax dollars at work!"