The People's Cube - Political Satire

"Rspect"

(oo) What I want
(oo) Baby, You got it
(oo) What I need
(oo) Do you know I'll take it?
(oo) All I'm ordern'
(oo) Is for a little RSPECT when you come home (just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) or I will drone
(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)

I am gonna do you wrong, from the White Home
I am gonna do you wrong (oo) gotta pen and phone(oo)
All I'm ordern' (oo)
Is for a little RSPECT when you come home (just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) or I will drone (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

I'm about to tax you, of all your money
And all I'm givn' in return, nothn'
Is to give me your profits
When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

[instrumental break]

Ooo, your taxes (oo)
Sweeter than honey (oo)
And guess what? (oo)
So is your money (oo)
All I want you to do (oo) for me
Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)
Whip it to me (RSPECT, just a little bit)
When you get home, now (just a little bit)

R-S-P-E-C-T
That is how its spelled to me
R-S-P-E-C-T
Take them, lies from me

Oh (sock it to ya, sock it to ya,
sock it to ya, sock it to ya)
A little rspect (sock it to ya, sock it to ya,
sock it to ya, sock it to ya)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
A little rspect (just a little bit)
I get tired (just a little bit)
Keep on tax'n' (just a little bit)
You're runnin' I'm a fool (just a little bit)
And I am lyin' (just a little bit)
(re, re, re, re) 'spect
When you come home (re, re, re ,re)
Or you might walk in (rspect, just a little bit)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little rspect (just a little bit)

Thank you comrade.. My attempt at this went so many directions I couldn't finish..

I was thinking Reset, just a little bit...

Try this direction, Comrade Director; I'll get you started

(Ooops) What I want
(Ooops) Baby can't spell it
(Ooops) What I need
You know I still can't spell it
All I'm needin'
Is to spell "respect" at the podium (With another "e")
Hey, Joey (with another "e")
When I'm at the podium (with another "e")
Michelle (with another "e")

Didn't wanna spell it wrong, reveal the con
Didn't wanna spell, it wrong, reveal the con
All I'm asking for
Is for some liberal spin when this comes out (just another e)
Hey media, when this comes out (just another e)

I'm about to seize all power
All I'm asking at this late hour
You keep me on prompter when I go talk
Baby, when I'm at the 'phone

Ooo, the choom clouds were sweet as honey
But sometimes, makes me speak funny
All I need to do is to spell "Respect" when I'm at podium
Baby, when I'm at the 'phone

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Must commit to memory
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Purge out THC

Oooh, mispelled "respect" (need another e)
Yeah, Joey, learn to spell "respect" (with another e)
My mind fried, but I'll keep on trying (use another e)
Can't be looking foolish, I ain't lying (with another e)
Yeah, respect; need to spell "respect" (just another e)

Should not be too difficult to finish at this point, da?

(oo) What you want
(oo) Putin, you got it
(oo) Crimea
(oo) You know you'll get it
(oo) All I'm askin'
(oo) Is for a little reset when you get done (flexibility)
Hey Putin (flexibility) Give me a call
(flexibility) Sir (flexibility)

Now John Kerry's face is lookin' so long
I ain't using force (oo) 'cause I ain't gonna (oo)
All I'm askin' (oo)
Is for a little reset when you get done (flexibility)
Putin (flexibility) when you get done (flexibility)
Yeah (flexibility)

I'll give Ukraine a bunch of money
And not askin' anything back, honey
Just give me good reviews
When you get done (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah Putin (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When you get done (flexibility)
Yeah (flexibility)

Sarah Palin was
Right on the money (oo)
And guess what? (oo)
So was Mitt Romney (oo)
All I want you to do (oo) for me
Is give me reset when you get done (re, re, re ,re)
Yeah Putin (re, re, re ,re)
Whip up on me (reset, just a little bit)
I'll be flexible (flexibility)

R-S-P-E-C-T
Why do they all laugh at me?
R-S-P-E-C-T
R, E, S, E, T

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
A little reset (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa, Putie (flexibility)
A little reset (flexibility)
I get tired (flexibility)
And start cryin' (flexibility)
I'm runnin' out of foolin' (flexibility)
And I start lyin' (flexibility)
(re, re, re, re) 'set
When you get done (re, re, re ,re)
And you might strut in (reset, flexibility)
And find out I'm pawned (flexibility)
I got to have (flexibility)
A little reset (flexibility)