The People's Cube - Political Satire

**5/11/2014, 11:19 am**

"Monica"

I hear the empty bedroom at night
But she hears only whispers of some phone-sex conversation
He's on the phone at twelve-thirty night
His perverse schemes toward the girls that will give him an erection

A dirty old old man is his way
Hoping to find some White House intern whore or sleazy broad to lay

He turned to me as if to say: "Hillary, I am just so bored with you"

[Chorus:]
It's gonna take a lot to drag me from being POTUS too
There's nothing that a right wing conspiracy could ever do

“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“Gonna take some time to destroy all she'll ever have.”

The wild progs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for my electoral victory
I know that I must fight against the right

Sure as Stephanopoulos rises like Olympus above the Media
I seek to hide what are my lies, emboldened of this thing that I've become

“It's gonna take a lot to drag me from being POTUS too
There's nothing that a right wing conspiracy could ever do”

“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“Gonna take some time to destroy all she'll ever have”

Hurry Bill, Drudge is watching over you!

“It's gonna take a lot to drag me from being POTUS too
There's nothing that a stalker "loony-tune" could ever do”

“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”
“I'll place the blame all on Monica!”

“Gonna take some time to destroy all she'll ever have”

**5/11/2014, 11:41 pm**

A People's Karaoke EPIC start to finish...

**5/12/2014, 7:10 pm**

So much more elegantly nuanced than my own unspeakably crude take, "Devil With The Blue Dress" that it would be epitome of boorish arrogance to even dream of linking to it -- although apparently .. is exactly what I dare to do, even as you finish reading this very sentence.

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-kara ... 11457.html

**5/13/2014, 6:31 pm**

Muchos gracias, Maestro Marxist.

Devil in a Blue Dress is a classic, Callmelennie. Thanks for reminding me of that great tune.

**6/19/2014, 11:08 pm**

"Dear Monica"

Willie--Put dear Miss Monica down
Why?
Because somebody's gonna see, that's why.
Not again!
Never mind. Now look Willie, she is a pretty girl, but let's try not to goof it up.
Are you ready Willie?
I think so.
Let's get Ready
On one, get set
Are you ready Willie? ready Willie? Willie!
Aw nuts!

I sure like girls all kinds of girls
From Flowers to dear Monica
I like them small or fat or tall

I wanna play with dear Monica

Now cut that out!

And all of them I get to kiss
I take them through the side door
Because I have to hide from Hil
When I play with dear Monica
Willie!

--music--

Will you put 'that thing' down and zip?
OK!

I sure like girls all kinds of girls
From Flowers to dear Monica
I like them small or fat or tall

I'm gonna play with dear Monica

All right Willie
Make a fool of yourself
Play with dear Monica

Har-mon-i-ca Mon-i-ca

Now wait a minute, hold on! Willie, you've got to behave now
This is a high class joint, it's not supposed to be...

Har-mon-i-ca Mon-i-ca

Now look what you did!
You've got them all gawking and looking
And wrecking your name
Hillary, Ken Starr, Republicans will cut you out
Willie put dear Miss Monica down
Willie, Willie

Thank you Groucho for your help on the start of the song--sometimes it takes an expert Comrade to get me through.

**6/19/2014, 11:10 pm**

Just pass me a small portion of your spoiled beet ration...

**6/19/2014, 11:19 pm**

Comrade El Presidente, I hope you won't mind my adding to your Monica theme with my "Dear Monica". I practiced my form of Chinese Water Torture on my mother as a child by playing this Chipmunks album over and over and over again until I drove her nuts.And thank you again Comrade Groucho. You'll turn into a spoiled rotten kid eating all those spoiled beets!