The People's Cube - Political Satire

**9/12/2007, 4:20 pm**

[img]/images/Hillary_Cashhsus_250.jpg[/img]
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Ah…..I remember those carefree days back in the Summer of 1969 when I hitch hiked with Bill to meet our new friend out at Berkeley, Norman Hsu.

Norman had just came from Hong Kong and registered for classes at Berkeley and wanted to go to Woodstock. Far out! We rented a rag top Oldsmobile and sang all the way back to New York.

In remembrance of those wonderful times, I deadicate….er…I mean... dedicate this tune for my friend Norman and wish him well in his recovery.

Now if I can just recover that $850K.

Hillary

Good Morning Hsu Shine

by Oliver and Hillary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whmzEXywq40

Good morning Hsu Shine, Hillary says hello
There's Winkle bundling, There's Dimple also
good morning Hsu Shine, you launder along
my ca$h and ME
as we sing our
early campaign laundry song

Hsu-ooby doobie doobie, cashy ashy stashy
la la la - lay low
Hsu-ooby woobie gooby, cashy ashy stashy
Getting caught is a no-no
Hsu-ooby ooby wala
nooby aba naba
early campaign laundry song

Good morning . . .

gliddy glub gloopy . . .

Bundling a ton, laundering a ton
Stashing a ton
loving MY ca$h, laughing along
singing a song

sing the song
song the sing
song song song sing
sing sing sing song

song song song sing
sing sing sing song

You're DEAD, you SOB…..I'll hunt you down as long as you're alive. Keep looking over your shoulder Hsu. I guarentee you'll never see it coming. I'll make you suffer! Just you wait you little yellow prick. ....oh, where was I...ah yes....

La la la la singing a song

Hsu-ooby Hsu-ooby wahba
will be dead and friggin' gone.

**9/13/2007, 12:22 am**

Is there a prize in every container of Ca$h Hsu's?

**9/13/2007, 9:46 am**

<off character and my rocker>

So I pen this ditty two nights ago....toss in "Woodstock" for shits and giggles to the narrative and it just keeps getting weirder.......

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=h ... gle+Search

And especially people
Who care about strangers
Who care about evil
And social injustice
Do you only
Care about the bundling crowd?
How about a needing friend?
I need a friend

How can people be so heartless
You know I'm hung up on Hsu
Easy to give in
Easy to help out

**9/13/2007, 11:06 am**

In light of current negative publicity, HRC the Peoples Leader need a new image.

<img src="https://ace.mu.nu/archives/scary-hillary-clinton.jpg">
Vote for B.S. (Big Sister)

<img src="https://www.gameshout.com/images/news/n ... arrest.jpg">
BS Fundrasier

<img src="https://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/h ... /img/8.jpg">
BS campaghn manager

<img src="https://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images ... dwards.jpg">
Other BS canidate

"...Because America wants B.S."

**9/13/2007, 12:39 pm**

Just inserted the Woodstock link in the article where it belongs.

Once again, life imitates the People's Cube.

That our wild guesses prove right only shows that we've been on the right track all along.

**9/13/2007, 2:07 pm**

That our wild guesses prove right only shows that we've been on the right track all along.

And it keeps getting wilder Red.....

Listening to El Rushbo today.....guess what Schmuckie and Hillary put in a $1,000,000.00 earmark for?...A friggin' WOODSTOCK MUSEUM!
Follow the ca$h folks!

https://www.americansforprosperity.org/ ... hp?id=3477

What? Antique Bongs? Old Zig-Zags before mandatory paper recycling? Are they going to get some of those "Breast not Bombs" hags to represent the naked hippies that were there? Gawd, I hope not....
David Crosby's liver in a glass jar of formaldehyde?
Bowser's gold lame suit from Sha Na Na?
Mud?
Wavy Gravy's front teeth?

**9/14/2007, 2:35 am**

Her Excellency, Empress of the Universe, HRC wrote:Listening to El Rushbo today.....guess what Schmuckie and Hillary put in a $1,000,000.00 earmark for?...A friggin' WOODSTOCK MUSEUM!

<off character, as well>

Say it ain't so?

Oh! For the museum... don't forget the Patchouli.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

--
ZB

**9/14/2007, 10:45 am**

don't forget the Patchouli.

The Patchouli Tower has already been installed at the museum.

**9/14/2007, 4:28 pm**

That's a lot of Patchouli....

**9/15/2007, 9:07 pm**

Like Premier Betty said ... that's a whole lot of Patchouli!

**9/17/2007, 12:36 pm**

From Free Republic(it features the People's Cube pictures too)

**9/17/2007, 1:17 pm**

Here they are in front of the Patchouli Tower of Peace and Hope -

**9/17/2007, 9:20 pm**

It is always nice to know that Her Excellency is the real Manchurian candidate.

**9/19/2007, 3:02 pm**

Premier Betty wrote:That's a lot of Patchouli....

My Lenin, I hate to sound so ill informed, but what is the significane of Patchouli Tower?

**9/20/2007, 2:33 am**

It's hippie "smelly good", although it does exactly the opposite. It's also in the song "Stinky Hippie".

**9/20/2007, 7:01 am**

Ah, can't say I have heard the song. I saw the definition and assumed it had something to do with that, but I was wondering if that was some tower at Woodstock.

Hey, we bikers were stinking long before hippies! But we didn't care about some stinking, Frenchy like perfume. I hesitate to tell you the proscribed procedure used to rid that horrible "new leather" smell from a new biker jacket. I mostly went the blue jean jacket approach other than when it was too cold.... and I would wash it out every 6-9 months or so whether it needed it or not. It was always so embarrassing though for the first week or so, waiting for my riding jacket to get back a proper dinginess.

**12/8/2007, 4:13 pm**

Commissar Pupovich wrote:My Lenin, I hate to sound so ill informed, but what is the significane of Patchouli Tower?

I think Rush was pointing out his admiration for Hillary in that she is in touch with the universal consciousness, caring for all things, an answer for all those desperately in need of solace, an answer for every difficulty that comes across the human species.

Just imagine lying in your soiled bed for the next eight years as the clinton presidency will be there to solve all your problems. No need to wake up at all. Your meals will be served only when you are hungry. Somebody will wash your clothes and fold them away.

Global warming solved, no gas problems as Hillary already knows what to do with record oil company profits. Terrorists will just give up. Fighting a God fearing moral people in one thing....fighting a Queen bitch ruling gays and lebaneese and public school teachers is another!

Hey...what the....

That giant sucking sound?
What is it?
"We are going to take things away from you for the common good." "I have a million ideas. The country can't afford them all."~Hillary

Why are the unwashed taxpaying productive masses running like Lemmings for 0ffshore Protection?

Life with Hillary will certainly be less crowded.

**12/8/2007, 5:04 pm**

Navigator wrote:Just imagine lying in your soiled bed for the next eight years as the clinton presidency will be there to solve all your problems.

What is this "eight years" of a "Clinton" presidency comrade? I presume you are referring to only the first of many glorious years of the Reign of Hillary? The Hillary <s>Error</s>...er... Era?

**12/8/2007, 6:20 pm**

Commissar Pupovich wrote: What is this "eight years" of a "Clinton" presidency comrade? I presume you are referring to only the first of many glorious years of the Reign of Hillary? The Hillary <s>Error</s>...er... Era?

Wealthy me!
The socialistic public school system has made a wealthy man out of me.

I was making reference to the glorious 8 years of clinton that lay before us.

**12/9/2007, 12:09 am**

What sort of Thought Crime are you implying comrade? That Hillary will no longer be Empress after 8 years? Don't you understand the importance of the next "election?" This will be the last vote... at least outside the Inner Party.

**12/9/2007, 12:59 am**

Wealthy Me!
(Slaps own people's forehead in amazement.)
Forgive my comeuppance.
From my meager perspective in the capitalistic sewer that is my world, I believed my thought processes were somehow were ahead of yours, Commissiar Pupovich. The reality is you are about to lap my people's ass yet again!