The People's Cube - Political Satire

They went and put me in the White House
I've gone and made one big mess you see
It's a job for a man like me that hates this country
And all I gotta do is golf, actually

Well, I'll bet you I'm a gonna be a big czarr
Won me a Nobel, what for couldn't tell?
Don't matter I perform my job sub par
'Cause I can hit the links so well

Well, I hope you see my damage to this country
Then I'll know that you will plainly see
Biggest fool that's ever hit the white house
And all I gotta do is golf, actually

We'll make the scene about the men killed in Benghazi
And bowing down to Muslim countries
I'll read my lines 'bout those men beheaded
And then go back to golfing, actually

Well, I'll bet you I'm a gonna be a big czar
Won me a Nobel, what for couldn't tell?
Don't matter I perform my job sub par
'Cause I can hit the links so well

Well, I know that all will see me ruin the country
And then I'll know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that's ever hit the White House
And all I gotta do is golf, actually

Hat tip to the Iceman

They're gonna post me up on YouTube
They're gonna make a big clown out of me
They'll play the tape about Sikhs at Dunkin' Donuts
Cause how I always talk -- gaffe-tastic'lly

Well, I'll bet you I'm a gonna be The Retard
Might drop an F-bomb, you can never tell
Might say stand up to a guy who's in a wheelchair
Cause I can play the boob so well

Well, I hope you come and see me there on YouTube
Then you'll know what Dems don't wanna see
The biggest boob a heartbeat from the White House
And how I always talk -- gaffe-tastic'lly

I'll talk about the time Franklin got on TV
And pegging O as talking bright and clean
I'll play the card 'bout brothers back on chain gangs
Cause that's just how I roll -- gaffe-tastic'lly

Well I bet you I'm a gonna play the bonehead
Might tell old ladies to go buy shotgun shells
Might say that Africa is one big country
What I say next, you can never tell

Well I hope you click and see me there on YouTube
Then you'll know what you ain't 'sposed to see
The biggest boob a heartbeat from the White House
And how I always talk -- gaffe-tastic'lly

ISIS got me by the tail it's plain to see
I won't be much when they get through with me
Well I'm a losing cred and I'm looking mighty frail
Looks like ISIS got me by the tail

Well I thought the day I fund you, you were meek as Islam
Just the kind to fit my dreams and plans
Now the pace you're killin' takes the wind from my polls
And it looks like ISIS got me by the tail

ISIS got me by the tail it's plain to see
I won't be much when they get through with me
Well I'm a losing cred and I'm looking mighty frail
Looks like ISIS got me by the tail

Well every flight we fly tries to bomb all your towns
This ain't the way to slow you down
I'm about as helpless as a leaf in a gale and it looks like ISIS got me by the tail

ISIS got me by the tail it's plain to see
I won't be much when they get through with me
Well I'm a losing cred and I'm looking mighty frail
Looks like ISIS got me by the tail

Well, here's what I know, we were just talking about responsibility and as president of the United States, it's pretty clear to me that I'm responsible for folks who are working in the federal government and you know, Harry Truman said the BUCK stops with you

Barack Obama