The People's Cube - Political Satire

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to - cry if I want to
You would cry too if Trump happened to you

Nobody knows where our Ronnie has gone - the Bushies came the same time
Jebbie he's holding our hand - says it's supposed to be mine

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to - cry if I want to
You would cry too if Cruz happened to you

Seal all his records keep dancing all night - just leave us alone for awhile
When Johnnie's dancing with me - we've all got reason to smile

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to - cry if I want to
You would cry too if Trump happened to you

Barry and Johnnie just walked through the door like a queen and a king
Oh what a sweet compromise - Johnnie's wearing his ring

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to - cry if I want to
You would cry too if Trump happened to you

Oh it's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to - cry if I want to
You would cry too if Cruz happened to you.

Yes I own you
And you're just one of my many toys
Yes I own you
Don't say I can't bankrupt other ploys

And don't tell me what to do
Don't tell me what to say
And please, when I go out with you
I won't wear my Toupées 'cause

Yes I own you
Don't try to change me in any way
Yes I own you
Can't tie me down 'cause I'll never stay

I don't tell you what to say
I don't tell you what to do
So just let me be myself
That's all I will tell you

I'm Don and I love being Don
I'm free and I love to be free
To live my life the way I want
To say and do whatever I please

And don't tell me what to do
Oh, don't tell me what to say
And please, when I go out with you
Don't make me wear Toupées

I will tell you what I think
Oh, I don't care what you do
So just let me be myself
That's all I will tell you

I'm Don and I love being Don
I'll run and I love being run
To Run