The People's Cube - Political Satire

The north pole is melting just like I said
And we've got 24 more days to go

And the whole world's caught up in my magic spell
We got 23 more days to go

Well the whole thing looks very surreal
With 22 more days to go

With made up facts for the news reels
We got 21 more days to go

Well I sent for my private jet just in time for brunch
With 20 more days left to go

And I called for Obama but he's out to lunch
We've got 19 more days left to go

And my scientists said that we're all gonna die
With 18 more days to go

So I scoffed at deniers and I called them a lie
With 17 days to go

Now hear comes the deniers sayin' it ain't so
With 13 more days to go

I'm talkin' earth burnin' but temps are so cold
12 more days left to go

Well they're showin' the hockey stick just so fine
11 more days left to go

And Micheal Mann says stick and temps are in line
10 more days left to go

Well I'm banking on carbon credits sold by me
With 9 more days left to go

Have you seen my movie cos it's all about me?
8 more days left to go

Well I feel that we're trapped and we can't ever get loose
5 more days left to go

Won't somebody please come hear me smooze
7 more days left to go

I can see hurricanes filling up the skies
With 3 more days left to go

And they're spinning backwards as the earth is goin' to fry
2 more days left to go

I can't see the blizzards I can't see the snows
1 more day left to go

And now we're boiling' and here we go!