The People's Cube - Political Satire

Now that old Bernie leads she fumes
She offers freebies don't you know
She thinks that she's slick (oh whey oh)
Her scandals fall down like dominoes

She's Benghazi's Queen of denial
Her charities a counterfeit
Her email files (oh whey oh)
They'll slam doors on her pantsuit yet

Burly dykes in their pantsuit hypes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Dressed like a lesbian

Blond songstresses, her eyes stray
She spins her lies till they hit the floor
She's got the moves (oh whey oh)
She drops her drink and she yells for more

All the kids so sick of her looks
They like free junk and ol' Bernie's brand
When the pollster rings (oh whey oh)
She's dressing like a lesbian

All the kids on the twitter-verse say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Dressed like a lesbian

Slide your feet in the pants. Reach your back
Put your arms back you pull it tight
It's so hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose and zip up the back

If you want to find all her tops
They're in the closet with her chops
They mix and match (oh whey oh)
Spins her lies, run out the clock

All the lesbians see her grin
The party girls call her darlin'
And the gay guys know (oh whey oh)
She's dressed like a lesbian

All the Jews in the bagel shop say
Ay oh vey, oh vey, oh vey oh
Dressed like a lesbian
Dressed like a lesbian

Another classic from the Dogfather.

"Burly dykes in their pantsuit hypes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh"

"Election Day"

Campaign stop already
I was just in a meeting with my team
I am trailn' Bernie Sanders
If I lose again I'll just have to scream

Be on stage by eight
'Cause if I'm not I will fire my aide
These are the days
I can't believe the voters have to be swayed

It's just another election day
Another bad Tuesday
I don't know what to say
To make “the Bern” go away
It's just another election day

Have to “reset” my campaign
Going now I think on number nine
Making me go insane
Presidency was supposed to be mine
It doesn't take me long to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Suits are all the same
They make me look like I am queer

It's just another election day
Another bad Tuesday
I don't know what to say
To make “the Bern” go away
It's just another election day

All of the lies
Why do they ask about Benghazi night
How it went down?
(That night, that night)
It doesn't matter
Though the polls say I have so much mistrust
Numbers are down
He tells me in his Clinton voice
"Hey honey, Sanders is making more noise"
Lies they comes so fast
(When you have to run)

It's just another election day
Another bad Tuesday
I don't know what to say
To make “the Bern” go away


It's just another election day
Another bad Tuesday
I don't know what to say
To make “the Bern” go away

Close your eyes, and close your ears, voter
You don't feel my heart lying?
You don't understand, you must be insane
Am I only scheming, is this burning the Benghazi flame?

I believe t'was video, darling
I love you when you are sheeping
You belong to me, you must be insane
Am I only scheming or is this burning the Benghazi flame?

Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A rainbow so holy
And then I come and ease your pain
I don't want to quit this scheming, oh

Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A rainbow so holy
And then I come and ease your pain
I don't want to quit this scheming, oh

Close your eyes, and close your ears, voter
You don't feel my heart lying?
You don't understand, you must be insane
Am I only scheming, is this burning the Benghazi flame?

Close your eyes, and close your ears, voter
You don't feel my heart lying?
You don't understand, you must be insane
Am I only scheming, is this burning the Benghazi flame?

Close your eyes, and close your ears, voter
You don't feel my heart lying?
You don't understand, you must be insane
Am I only scheming, is this burning the Benghazi flame?

Close your eyes, and close your ears, voter
You don't feel my heart lying?
You don't understand, you must be insane
Am I only scheming, is this burning the Benghazi flame?
Close your eyes, and close your ears, voter