5/2/2016, 9:24 am
[ America is watching and waiting for action ]
Tall dark and snappy — with boots to adorn
Ted needs your votes — and he's blowing his horn
Deft and with mad skills to lead and to warn
To aid us – Ted Cruz – so serene
Oh this man Texas loves — he is handsome
And he's nobody's fool you can see
And he'll never say sorry to thugs in the world
He's the man on the Big Cheese trapeze
He stumps anywhere — our Forefathers agree
This Texan strong man on the Big Cheese trapeze
His actions are thoughtful — he is the bee's knees
And our Gov he will set straight away
[ get ready for the Donald to appear ]
Now a fight never missed — oh The Donald's no mouse
He'll clean up the mess — Barry's made in our House
If he is the winner — he'll have to delouse
But The Donald is hunting big game
He flies miles with his jet — to the voters below
A dogfight — with Ted Cruz for Gov
His motto is this, “Make America Great!”
And the people they rose up and jumped!
Oh he stumps anywhere — our Forefathers agree
New York strong man on the Big Cheese trapeze
His actions are chock-full — of joy and with glee
And our Gov he will set straight away
[ wish both sides would join forces and unite ]
Time crept and it alters the way we see things
We can all agree — these good men we do need
Past years weigh like tombstones — Islamist's and sheikhs
Haul ass — no more slack — no Obama!
Want both of these fellows — no blackguard and we said
Just one man can be the Big Cheese
They yet could be chums — but God knows all our fears
To steer us again through the “Nertz!”
Oh they stump anywhere — our Forefathers agree
These two different men on the Big Cheese trapeze
Their actions eventful we watch and we see
And our Gov they will set straight away