The People's Cube - Political Satire

We're so sorry, Maxine Waters
We're so sorry Donald Trump has caused you pain.
We're so sorry, Maxine Waters
Your lights on, but no one's home
And we believe you've gone insane

We're so sorry, but we haven't seen Russians all day,
We're so sorry, Maxine Waters
But if any of them hack us
We'll be sure to pull your string.

We're so sorry, Maxine Waters
But we haven't found a Russian here all day.
We're so sorry, Maxine Waters
But your headgear needs new foil
And they're here to take you away.

Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,
Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,

Nancy Pelosi notified me,
I had to have more pills to prevent insanity.
I took another pill and I had a cup of tea then called FBI.

"FBI?"
"Ol Comey wouldn't melt, Give him his own suicide, alright!"

Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,
Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,

Leans a little, she looks tipsy, spins around,
When she talks she spins around,
Leans a little, spins around.

Leans a little, she looks tipsy, spins around,
When she talks she spins around,
Leans a little, spins around.

Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,
Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,


Thank you Comradress Googie for smuggling me that wonderful picture..

You are most welcome, Comrade. We are never alone in this world if we stick together. :)

You had me at "We're So Sorry, Maxine Waters".

Oops, there was a message here that was meant for another thread. but not to worry there'll be something here shortly

Feeling lazy, Comrades, so I chose this, the most cheesy of Komrade McCartney's songs, to parody. For is it not written here at The Karaoke this unwritten rule -- The greater the cheese, the grater the burn



You'd think that Democrats have had enough of Maxine's bullshit
I look around and see it isn't so
Some people wanna fill your head with Maxine's drivel
What's wrong with that?
They'd like to know
Cause there she goes .. AGAIN

She just spews
She just spews
She just spews
She just spews

Ah, I cant explain, the stupid's plain to see
Now cant you see
Ah, she's said some more and it's pure fantasy
Now cant you see
What wrong with her
We need to know
Cause there she goes .. Again

She does spew ... She does spew

Proof wont come in a minute
Sometimes there's nothing there at all
They dont even know how to spin it
It's so much drivel, oh, its so much drivel
It so much bullshit y'all

How can I tell you about this mud sling
How can I tell you about this mud sling
How can I tell you about this mud sling
How can I tell you about this mud sling

She does spew, she does spew
She does spew, she does spew

(She does spew) Ah I cant explain, the stupid's plan to see
Now cant you see
Ah she said some more and its pure fantasy
Say cant you see
(She does spew) Ah, I cant explain, the stupid's plain to see
Now cant you see
Ah, she said some and it's pure fantasy
Now cant you see
(She does spew) Ah, I cant explain the stupid 's plain to see
Why cant you see
Ah she said some more and it's pure fantasy
Why cant you see

You'd think that people would have had enough of Maxine's bullshit
I look around and see it isn't so, Oh Lord
Some people want to fill your heads with Maxine's bullshit
There's wrong in that

Smoke on Maxine Waters

Maxine Waters


Well, she looks pretty daft and she's ready for votin'
Ol' Maxine Waters, she's lookin' quite lame
Dems are dumpin', and Don Trump is thumpin'
Maxine Waters keeps trollin' like ass gone insane

Maxine Waters, keep on trollin
California loon , won't you keep on whining crazy?
Maxine Waters, keep on trollin'
California loon , you just keep on whining crazy
Maxine Waters, keep on trollin'
California loon , you just keep on whining crazy

Yeah, keep on showin' dim lights
Gonna make everything
Petty maxine, gonna make everything turn right
And Trump's got no worries
'Cause you ain't any flurry at all

Well, if she 'splains, I don't care
Don't make no difference to me
It's like a streetcar that's gonna' breakdown
Yeah, I'd like to hear about her fairy land and hear her donkey honk
And she'll be buyin' ev'rybody's votes all 'roun'

Maxine Waters, keep on trollin'
California loon , you just keep on whining crazy
Maxine Waters, keep on trollin'
California loon , you just keep on whining crazy
Maxine Waters, keep on trollin'
California loon , you just keep on whining crazy

Keep on showin' dim lights
Gonna make everything, everything
Gonna make everything turn right
And Trump's got no worries
'Cause you ain't any flurry at all

I'd like to hear about your fairy land
Petty Maxie , She's got impeachment plans
(Dismal plan) plan (Let's hear your plan) Petty Maxie
In a trance with your people smoking bongs

I'd like to hear about your fairy land
Petty Maxie , She's got impeachment plans
Dismal plan, let's hear your plan, petty Maxie (I hear your donkey-honk, donkey honk)
In a trance with your people smoking bongs (Donkey honk, Trump's right all along)

I'd like to hear about your fairy land
Petty Maxie , She's got impeachment plans
Dismal plan, let's hear your plan, Petty Maxie (I hear your Donkey Honk, donkey honk)
In a trance with your people's smoking bongs (Donkey honk Trump's right all along)

I'd like to hear about your fairy land
Petty Maxie , She's got impeachment plans
Dismal plan, let's hear your plan, Petty Maxie (I hear your Donkey Honk, donkey honk)
In a trance with your people smoking bongs (Donky Honk Trump's right all along)

I'd like to hear about your fairy land
Petty Maxie , She's got impeachment plans
Dismal plan, let's hear your plan, Petty Maxie (I hear your Donkey Honk, donkey honk)
In a trance with your people smoking bongs (Donkey honk Trump's right all along)

I'd like to hear about your fairy land
Petty Maxie , She's got impeachment plans
Dismal plan, let's hear your plan, Petty Maxie (I hear your Donkey Honk, donkey honk)
In a trance with your people smoking bongs (Donky Honk Trump's right all along)

Comrade Groucho Marxist,

Jackalopelipsky was remembering her own childhood coloring book of connect the dots surprises and wondering what kind of connect the dots Rorschach drawing Auntie Maxine could use in her presentation to explain her legislative action plan.

"Her" childhood coloring book? Is the newest Comrade a Komradina?

Oh and to Comrade Groucho, the equality is strong with your last effort

Comrade Callmelennie,

Maybe when Jackalopelipsky was young and connecting the dots in a coloring book she self- identified as a mere slip of a girl, but that version of Jackalopelipsky after years at this fine facility's Room 101 Treatment Center complete with the Jiffy Lobo'd spa therapy of a mind sandblasted and acid bathed, that previous edition of Jackalopelipsky may not be the current truth.

Comrade Jackelopelipsky

Thank you for exposing my still extant streak of patriarchical gender-binaro-fascism which caused me to pounce like some monitor lizard on a mere random, gender-specific pronoun as if that actually meant something

I gladly denounce myself for this unwarranted presumption and joyfully await the corrective truncheon pummeling that needs must fall upon me for this indiscretion

Callmelennie wrote:Comrade Jackelopelipsky

Thank you for exposing my still extant streak of patriarchical gender-binaro-fascism which caused me to pounce like some monitor lizard on a mere random, gender-specific pronoun as if that actually meant something

I gladly denounce myself for this unwarranted presumption and joyfully await the corrective truncheon pummeling that needs must fall upon me for this indiscretion

Whereas Commissarka Pinky has her whacking shovel, Jackalopelipsky mans a cast iron skillet..as the Jackalope mythology would indicate.