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4/11/2017, 8:13 pm
Groucho Marxist
Just a thought before you go,
To whom it may concern
Traveling when you're over booked
It's easy to get hurt
When the doors were closing
I had to go back home,
And when they opened up the door
They beat me to the floor
They helped me with my suitcase,
They threw down the aisle
Dragging me off the airplane
The not so friendly skies
Beating from security
They did it for so long
They finally beat me to a pulp,
And they were done
Just a thought before you go,
A lesson to be be learned
Traveling when you're over booked
It's easy to get hurt
4/17/2017, 1:41 am
El Presidente
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm sitting here by the Emergency door
I hate to tell you now. I'm going to fly
But the plane is crowded, crew needs on board
The POLICE grabbing, he's pulling my arm
“If I dont leave right now I could die”
So beat me and shout at me
Tell me that you'll make me leave
Drag me like you'll never let me go
Got a beating on a jet plane
Just know that I'll be back again
United, you broke my nose
There's just no chance I will back down
I have to get to my home town
I tell you now, vouchers don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I fly with you
Every plane I ride, I have a drink or two
When I get off, youtube will see everything
So beat me and shout at me
Tell me that you'll make me leave
Drag me like you'll never let me go
Got a beating on a jet plane
Just know that I'll be back again
United, everybody knows
Now the time has come for me to sue
One more lawsuit, for what you do
Write a blank check, I want to get paid
Dream about the days to come
When my own plane is what I won
Waitin' in lines I won't have to play
So beat me and shout at me
Tell me that you'll make me leave
Drag me like you'll never let me go
‘Got a beating on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
United, they made me go
Got a beating on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
United, I hate to go