The People's Cube - Political Satire

Whiny un-happy people screaming

Marching in the crowd, liberal, liberal
Throwing rocks around, protesting, protesting
Burning to the ground, unhappy, unhappy
In a college town where snowflakes grow
Safe space of mine

Whiny unhappy people fisting hands
Whiny unhappy people fisting hands
Whiny unhappy people crying

Conservatives around, shove them, Snub them
Free speech in our hands, take it, Fake it
There's more time to cry, sappy, sappy
U-ni-vers-ity where liberal-ism shines
Safe space of mine

Whiny unhappy people fisting hands
Whiny unhappy people fisting hands
Whiny unhappy people screaming

Whoa, here we go

Whiny unhappy people fisting hands
Whiny unhappy people fisting hands
Whiny unhappy people screaming

Whiny unhappy people fisting hands
Whiny unhappy people fisting hands
Whiny unhappy people screaming

Whiny unhappy people fisting hands
Whiny unhappy people fisting hands
Whiny unhappy people screaming

Whiny unhappy people fisting hands
People, unhappy people
People

The B-52s and REM... The greatest shame of the South

Oh I dont know Comrade Director, any band named after the mother of all bombers is bound to have its patriotic moments



If you hear a muffled hum up at 30,000 feet
That means 15 minutes till the MOAB ... BLAST!
MOAB blast yeah, yeah

I'm heading down the Silken Road Highway
Looking for jihadi getaway
Headed for a ISIS wipe away
I got me a bomb it's as big as a whale
And we're getting set up for a MOAB blast
I got me a bomber it seats about twenty
So open up, let's blow some taxpayer money

On a MOAB blast, it's a little ol op
Where they'll get blown to ether
MOAB Blast, baby
MOAB blast, baby, MOAB blast
MOAB blast, baby, MOAB blast

Strike says, "Say, your prayers fools"
Cause force rules at the MOAB blast
Well they're set way back in some Hindu Kush caves
And a funky old blast gonna make it their graves

Slaughter in the dugouts
Slaughter on the pathway
Slaughter on the goat paths
Slaughter on the pathway

The MOAB blast is a little ol op
Where they'll be turned to ether
MOAB blast, baby (MOAB blast, baby)
MOAB blast, that's where it's at
MOAB blast, that's where it's at

Muggin' and a-killin'
Blastin' and a-snuffin'
Wearing next to nothin'
Cause your skin is sloughin'
The whole cave shudders when everybody's tossed
All around and around and around and around
Everybody's moving, everybody's losing it
Folks flying in from outside just to get down
Everybody's moving, everybody's losing it
Massive f#cking blast
Massive f#cking blast

Strap in that ordnance it's a big as a whale
And we're about to unleash hell
I got me a bomb, it will blow away plenty
So come on and waste some taxpayer money
On a MOAB blast, it's a little ol op
Where they'll get blown to ether
MOAB blast, baby (a-MOAB blast, baby)
MOAB blast, baby MOAB blast
MOAB blast, baby, MOAB blast

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM in the canyon
(Drop another big one)
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM at the cave door
(We cant hear you)
BOOM BOOM, (on the cave Kaffirs)
BOOM BOOM (on the cave)
BOOM BOOM (on the cave, Kaffirs)
BOOM BOOM

Say WHAT?
CAVE ROOF! .. Crumblin'

MOAB blast, baby, MOAB blast .......

Comrade Lennie.... You owe me a a bowl of beet soup for that one

PROGG OFF: I'm not normally this quick on the draw, Groucho, especially now .. but I once parodied "Love Shack" with "Arc Light" (the code name for a B-52 strike during Viet Nam). So it was very familiar territory for me. Of course, what's great is that these effete twits thought they were being ever so ironic with their bellicose name. So you turn it right back around on them and the effect is hilarious

Had some great lines too

If you hear a muffled roar 'oer South China Sea that says 1500 miles to the A-a-a-arc .. LIGHT!
I'm jetting down the Ho Chi Minh Highway
Headed for a Commie hide-away
I got me a bomber, it's as big as a whale, etc

And how can you say that these people disgrace the South? Check out Blondie shaking it at 2:34; I'd say she's representing the South quite admirably right then and there