The People's Cube - Political Satire

You caught me hiding in the curtains
The fears I had were my employ
I'll know the meaning of retirement
Trump's not happy with my ploy

They were dark blue white house curtains
Where crazy nut-balls hide away
I prayed that Don Trump wasn't stronger
Keep my job another day

I searched and I searched but I couldn't find
No way Hillary committed crime

Now I'm hidden by the curtains
Where crazy nut-balls are ignored
Yes, I'll hide here in the curtains
Not be seen or hugged by Trump

I wore blue suit and hoped he'd be blind
No way that I'd ever be maligned

Take your troubles to the curtains
Then blend in and hide away
If your blue suit is much lighter
You'll be surely fired today

Nice.

I am so envious, Comrade Groucho Marxist. I have wanted to use this song so many times - I love it - but could never come up with lyrics. You have nailed it.

"...Take your troubles to the curtains
Then blend in and hide away
If your blue suit is much lighter
You'll be surely fired today"

I can see Comey hiding in plain sight and I'm laughing my head off! :D