The People's Cube - Political Satire

All those years at Harvard, comin' back to me
From you didn't build that yourself, and then Healthcare bankruptcy
I worked with every lib you can name, obama policy wonks
Along come this Harvard Slicker, sayin' Indian's what I want

Want me to sign your contract
Want me to sign today
Gonna give me lots of money
Don't check my DNA

400K in dollars, that's what it brings in
So she smiled at the Harvard Slicker with a big Chief Indian grin
They're gonna pass me off as Native born yeah,
Gonna be a lib superstar
Just pay affirmative money
And Harvard will make you their commie tsar

Want me to sign your contract
Want me to sign today
Gonna give me lots of money
Don't check my DNA

Suckers bought her story, made her cash machine
She never dressed like Indians, not even on Halloween
But she signed that contract baby, and she wants you people to know
That every dollar that she makes,you better hold your scalp really close

Want me to sign your contract
Want me to sign today
Gonna give me lots of money
Don't check my DNA

It's good to see the Karaoke addressing concerns other than urban fecal contamination, Comrade Director.

I heard a rumor that if we were to have continued on the same topic, The Karaoke would have been shut down by the People's Special Committee for Public Health Outcomes