The People's Cube - Political Satire

Well I'm blameless when it comes to why I lose
Ill say anything I have to do…

“It's the married women's fault.”

And I'm standing here in a foreign country
Old lady, that's what's left of me…

“It's the Russians… fault”

You know now I'm a woman since 2000
Wanting to get back to that House Trump is living in

I might seem sleazy, every time I lie
I need power to be satisfied

I'm blameless, oh honey, I just have to share
Every time I see Trump standin there

I need excuses you believe.

I'm just saying, thought I'd never say goodbye
Oh, but the voters proved otherwise

Just blame anyone but me.

You see in all this strife I've come around
In Trump I RESIST, cause I couldn't win out

I cant walk away from the only thing I ever knew
I've got the politicking blues.

I have never had Bill Clinton have this much time with me
It is so hard to stay with him at home

I have never done anything wrong that I can see
I wrote “What Happened” to pass the blame along

And I mapped myself a world and it looked so perfectly
But it's Trump's world now, because I lose

Oh, I'm blameless!!!!

You know it should've been easy to win all along
I wont say I'm sorry or admit that I'm wrong

I've never accepted responsibility for anything
And I've never been quite this pissed!!!!!

Its out of my hands!!!!

I'm blameless, I need to get some power power now
I don't have it anyhow

So I'll never let it go.

Oh, I'm blameless, blameless for my candidacy
Trump made a total fool of me

He called me “Crooked Hillary”.

Oh, I'm blameless, I just wanted you to know
Oh, I'm blameless, oh, I'm down on my knees

Since it wasn't her fault



Blame the voters on the schmear
Blame the smear on the Russians
Blame my mourning on the slight
Fallin' cos of gravity
Blame the fall for the land
Blame Youtube for what's wrong
Blame the vote on the party that went left too long

But it ain't my fault
No it ain't my fault
Dindu nuffin at all wrong
Nuffin' wrong I done
But it ain't my fault

Blame the press for reportin'
Blame Facebook for all the ads
Blame Comey for his evil
Blame Foster for Marcy Park
And blame Bill for his Flirtin'
Blame my drinkin' on my Dx
Blame two or three margaritas for all my drunken texts

But it ain't my fault
No it ain't my fault
Dindu nuffin at all wrong
Nuffin' wrong I done
But it ain't my fault

Wiped my server down
It was the FBI
Find me a Russian who can testify
You made a mistake
Elected wrong guy
It's just a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Blame my failing on the dames
Blame my shame on my stayin'
Blame the results on voters and their lack of education
Blame hobbits in the shire
Blame voters bein' woke
Blame it all on that bouncer with the FBI files
But it ain't my fault

Wiped my server down
It was the FBI
Find me a Russian who will testify
You made a mistake
Elected wrong guy
It's just a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

No it ain't my fault
No it ain't my fault
No it ain't my fault