The People's Cube - Political Satire

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The title is taken from a hate-fueled fashion "review" by Thought Criminal Dianny regarding Michelle Obama's bold "Big Bird as Drag Queen" fashion statement which was penned at the afore-referenced hatethinker's ungoodwhite/crimethink blog the so-called .. "Patriot" Retort


You keep saying you got a thing like Jackie
Something they call style, but confess
You're hot-messin' when you shoulda been a-dressin'
And what you're trying to do here's anyone's guess

Those boots were made for mocking
And that's just what we'll do
One of these days those boots
Will make a mockery of you

You're thigh-bootin' when you oughta be scootin'
You're Rupaulin' when you oughta be Bess (Truman, that is)
You keep ho'-in' when you oughta be Diorin'
What's class is class and you ain't Onassis yet

Those boots were made for mocking
And that's just what we'll do
One of these days those boots
Will make a mockery of you

You're gold-fishin; then we're gonna keep dishin'
And you keep thinking that the Clingers dont count
I just posted a brand new set of memes now
And pretty soon, the cred-hits are gonna mount

These Rubes ain't 'fraid of mocking
And that's just what we'll do
One of these days these Rubes
Are gonna mock all over you

Are you ready, Rubes ..... Start mocking!!

Nyuck! .. nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck ........

Another catchy Dance tune

And speaking of catchy dance tunes, Comrade, this next one certainly isn't ...... a dance tune, anyway ........... But it's definitely catchy!!!

As before, the object of my hooliganistic praise is our media's "measured" response to Michelle's "Former FLOTUS as streetwalker/goldfish" statement



(Lyrics start @ 1:30)

In the groveling madness
Of the Loco-notion Dress
Fawn the all time looners
Adding loss to their cred
They squeal about satin drapings
Sweat breaking on their brows
Oh Parker, she lost the handle
And her ravings just keep going
No they wont slow down

See the libtards tossing off
On Facebook one by one
FLOTUS and her fish boots
On stage and looking dumb
They're scrawling on their Twatter posts
'Bout the "strength" of Meesh
Oh Proggies, you've lost your handle
And your ravings just keep going
No you wont slow down

Yeah .... Ahh!!

You hear their rehearsed talk points
Captive voices in cabal
And the Big Bird bathrobe
Has got their eyes in thrall
Oh, we've picked up 'Linsky's Bible
Open to Rule Five*
I say "God, they've got no standards"
And their ravings just keep going
Oh they've gone full clown

Oh, they've gone full clown
Oh, they've gone full clown
Oh, they've gone full clown
Oh, they've gone full clown

*(Ridicule is man's most potent weapon)

I am deeply gratified, nay, humbled that the Tsar of All The Comrades and Tovarish First Class Kraptek saw fit to provide visual reference points for the boots in question.

Some of those in the Cube community who opted to spend the month of December luxuriating in deep mine shafts or basking in the fellowship of wolves may not have understood what I was talking about

Former President Bill Clinton was also nominated by Monica Lewinski, who was quoted as saying “He didn't taste good at all! Yuck!”

Fourier's Anti-Manatee wrote:Former President Bill Clinton was also nominated by Monica Lewinski, who was quoted as saying “He didn't taste good at all! Yuck!”

Monica Lewinsky .. there's a blast from the past, Comrade. Wasn't she the one who played the role of White House Head Intern in the Scorcese porncom, "Good Fellators"?

You know, I've heard rumors that she's bucking* for the role of Ensign Lovelace in the remake of the great WWII-era porn drama, "Run Silent, Run Deep Throat."

*(Or maybe she's bobbing ... Amiright, Comrades .. amiright?)